EdwardKnoxII Posted July 23, 2005 Author Report Posted July 23, 2005 Speaking of Eddie's girls. Did anyone else think that Eddie's oldest girl was a cute little hottie?
Fartsauce Posted July 23, 2005 Report Posted July 23, 2005 I don't remember his one daughter but I remember his wife being brutally ugly, looking like the type that would enjoy scat or something. Something about the face.
cabbageboy Posted July 23, 2005 Report Posted July 23, 2005 Has Rey ever tried to book anything before? And further, why would Eddie go along with all of this stuff considering it might make him out as a child molester in addition to jobbing constantly? I mean if he was going to molest Dominic couldn't he at least win a few against Rey? Let's face it, if it just turns out to be "Eddie is Dominic's dad" then this is lame. If it turns out to be Eddie the Molester then it's REALLY bad and UPN will step in again, haha.
Precious Roy Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 Don't be overdramatic. This angle, if the payoff is what we all think it is, isn't going to kill anyone's career
Guest MikeSC Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 I don't think they have anything in mind at all. I fear that this will be a huge disaster finish for a hot angle.
cabbageboy Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 That's truly horrible then. One of the key rules of wrestling booking (to me anyway) is this: When you do a mystery angle, always plan in advance what the payoff is going to be. Hell, why did the NWO 3rd man angle work? They had a decent idea that whoever it was would be important (either Bret if he jumped or Hogan). And they also had Luger get stretchered if it absolutely came down to it. Actually, I don't guess it would kill either guy's career if it was the "Eddie is Dominic's father" storyline. I'm not sure what the impetus to keep fighting would be at that point. Now if they do "Eddie is molesting Dominic" then it really would kill Eddie's career dead.
Downhome Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 The secret, is that he knows the Bush family recipe! They will be bringing in Duke the dog and together, he and Eddie will run over Rey and WWE.
Guest Ransome Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 Personally, I'm going to reserve judgment on the turn the angle has taken until Eddie has revealed the secret. The problem is the lack of options; saying that Eddie is Dominic's father is too predictable, anything less controversial than that would be boring and anything more controversial might irrepairably damage the characters of Eddie and Rey. Although, I'm going to give Eddie and Rey the benefit of the doubt. I'm confident they have a logical conclusion to their feud planned and that the 'secret' will be far less embarassing than when Triple H revealed Kane's dark secret in 2002.
Epic Reine Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 Eddie fucked a ringrat years ago which later turned out to be Rey's wife. When Rey married his wife, she already had Dominic (WWE doesn't say that Dominick was produced by him). Rey finds out later that he was the father but doesn't care as it happened before Rey even met his wife.
David Blazenwing Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 Does anybody else think that Rey might go over tonight and we'll just never learn the secret? It'd be a handy way of not having to think of anything for the writers...
Richard Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 Eddie will win and then reveal that Dominic is the antichrist. Then he'll have Dominic's head shaved revealing the mark of the beast. The lights will go out and come back on, with Dominic having vanished. Then during the Taker/ Hassan match, Dominic will come out dressed in black and point at Hassan, causing him to weaken and allowing Taker to dispose of him. Afterwards, Hassan is taken away by druids. On Smackdown Taker comes out in his ministry garb and reveals that Dominic is the real higher power. Hassan is brought out in gothic attire and renamed Marduk. Rey and several other faces attempt to get Dominic but fail. Finally Batista is able to rescue the boy which sets up Batista vs. Taker at SummerSlam.
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 This has to find its way to classic threads. Hilarious stuff in here
cabbageboy Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 I'd be amazed if Rey came up with an angle that had his wife banging his former best friend and his own son is actually Eddie's bastard offspring. Maybe Vicki will get in on this too and say she and Eddie used to have swinger parties with Rey and his wife?
Fartsauce Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 A couple weeks back Eddie looked like he had formed herpes on his mouth. Maybe they can find a way to bring that in.
Just John Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 It must mean Rey's wife has herpes, and she only told Eddie because she was too ashamed to tell Rey. Now Dominick has herpes thanks to Eddie molesting him in the woods.
Lord of The Curry Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 I'll remember to bring this thread up next time I try a half-assed "Curry for MOD" plea.
Dangerous A Posted July 24, 2005 Report Posted July 24, 2005 Eddie will win and then reveal that Dominic is the antichrist. Then he'll have Dominic's head shaved revealing the mark of the beast. The lights will go out and come back on, with Dominic having vanished. Then during the Taker/ Hassan match, Dominic will come out dressed in black and point at Hassan, causing him to weaken and allowing Taker to dispose of him. Afterwards, Hassan is taken away by druids. On Smackdown Taker comes out in his ministry garb and reveals that Dominic is the real higher power. Hassan is brought out in gothic attire and renamed Marduk. Rey and several other faces attempt to get Dominic but fail. Finally Batista is able to rescue the boy which sets up Batista vs. Taker at SummerSlam. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Holy shit, that was fucking funny.
David Blazenwing Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 Does anybody else think that Rey might go over tonight and we'll just never learn the secret? It'd be a handy way of not having to think of anything for the writers... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ha ha ha... just want to say I called that.
cabbageboy Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 You know, I think by tonight's finish it is obvious they had no idea where to go with this angle. Welcome to Hummer Angle 2005.
Gert T Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 GAB 2005: Where storylines disappear and are never spoken of again!
Guest MikeSC Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 You know, I think by tonight's finish it is obvious they had no idea where to go with this angle. Welcome to Hummer Angle 2005. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And who called THAT first?
Angle-plex Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 GAB 2005: Where storylines disappear and are never spoken of again! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Probably the best option at this point.
SuperJerk Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 The secret: Rey Mysterio came out with his son Dominic. Eddie Guerrero came out and said that even though he promised not to reveal the secret, he lied. He reveals that he, not Rey is Dominic's father. Dominic hops the railing and runs away through the crowd, with Rey chasing him. Eddie says that back when he and his wife were separated, he "got a sl** pregnant" with Dominic, and he "out of the goodness of his heart" allowed Rey and his wife to adopt him because they couldn't have children. They played it off like more would be revealed next week. http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1122471153.php It could have been worse. It also could have been better.
cabbageboy Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Well, I don't get why they did this at this particular point. If all Eddie was going to do was reveal it anyway shouldn't he have done this AT THE PPV??? You know, the show where people had to pay to see Eddie reveal the secret. If they weren't going to have it revealed at GAB, they should have just held off and had Eddie reveal the secret at SS. Giving the secret away on a free SMDN is silly when people bought a PPV to find out the secret and felt cheated when it wasn't revealed.
SuperJerk Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 This raises a new question: Where'd Rey's daughter come from if they can't have kids?
EdwardKnoxII Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Posted July 27, 2005 The secret: Rey Mysterio came out with his son Dominic. Eddie Guerrero came out and said that even though he promised not to reveal the secret, he lied. He reveals that he, not Rey is Dominic's father. Dominic hops the railing and runs away through the crowd, with Rey chasing him. Eddie says that back when he and his wife were separated, he "got a sl** pregnant" with Dominic, and he "out of the goodness of his heart" allowed Rey and his wife to adopt him because they couldn't have children. They played it off like more would be revealed next week. http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1122471153.php It could have been worse. It also could have been better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey looks like I called it. Not that it's a good thing or anything like that.
EdwardKnoxII Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Posted July 27, 2005 This raises a new question: Where'd Rey's daughter come from if they can't have kids? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's simple. Super Crazy fathered Rey's daughter.
Da Maintenance Man Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 Speaking of Eddie's girls. Did anyone else think that Eddie's oldest girl was a cute little hottie? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're not alone. I kept wondering how old she is though. Didn't wanna have impure, R-Kelly-ish thoughts runnin through my head.
Guest Edgehead Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 ''Hey Dominik, where was your daddy when your mommy was giving birth to you?'' ''Yeah thats right Dominik, your daddy aint the role model you thought he was.'' ''While you were being born, I had to take your mommy to the hospital, I was there when you were born.'' ''Where was your daddy during this Dominik?'' ''I'll tell you where he was.'' ''He was f**king Spice from the Nitro Girls homes.''
Dewe Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 No, no, no! Dominik's father is none other than... El Dandy! Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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