The Amazing Rando Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 The women's restroom is going to be crowded in a couple minutes.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They could probably do it on Lawler and he'd giggle and throw 20s at them.
Exslade ZX Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 How come they are going out of their way to make these things not interesting? That was one of the good things about last year...even though it wasn't the greatest..they made strides to make it, entertaining..such as 'cum guzzling gutter slut', and 'my BUTT his hungry' ok that one not so much...this year...they're just doing things. Not 'controversy' whatsoever..
lomasmoney Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Everyone knows Shelton interferes in the main event to give Cena the win which sets up Cena/Shelton vs Carlito/Jericho.....that or Carlito wins this week and next week for the belt..damn
Angles Broken Fricken Neck Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 queen of the mountain? wait, wheres the live action matchup screens on raw now!
Guest Askewniverse Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 They should have had that little Asian guy that wins every year standing across the ring laughing at them.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, then after he's finished, Tajiri will spit hot dog-colored mist.
ChrisMWaters Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Queen of the Mountain next week? ...Trish comes back and beats them up? Or berates them? Trying to remember...where is Mohegan Sun again?
AndrewTS Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 "Queen of the Mountain?" So, next week are they going to take on...the AaaaaGROooooCRAaaaG?
Guest JMA Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Couldn't they show the Hardy run-in BEFORE the Diva Search?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 LOL at the "serious Jericho in ref shirt" graphic
Guest *KNK* Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 And really in a way I'm glad he didn't break it, because that would of killed a lot of build for little to no reason. Yet they had Eugene win the Angle Invitational, killing the build for little to no reason. Benjamin breaking the Masterlock would have been the better choice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well it set up im sure will be 4 weeks of "Hilarity" til they have a half decent match at Slam
Angles Broken Fricken Neck Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 i wonder if queen of the mountain involves first diva to puke in bucket and attach it over the ring via ladder wins?
GreatWhiteNope Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 "Queen of the Mountain?" So, next week are they going to take on...the AaaaaGROooooCRAaaaG? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LET'S GO TO MO FOR THE RESULTS... ...MO!
The Amazing Rando Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 I don't think these chicks are used to...eating. They didn't seem to know how. Then again, at least they weren't like Christy where she seemingly thought a pie goes in the ass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course they aren't used to eating. Usually anything that goes in there mouth is out and back in again before they can get a breathe. Also, eating usually uses less tongue than they are used to using.
ChrisMWaters Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 "Queen of the Mountain?" So, next week are they going to take on...the AaaaaGROooooCRAaaaG? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Do do do do you have it? GUTS!"
Guest Fishyswa Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 "Yet they had Eugene win the Angle Invitational, killing the build for little to no reason." It's leading to a program, I wouldn't call that nothing. "Benjamin breaking the Masterlock would have been the better choice." Then what with Masters? Would he fued with Benjamin? Why would they fued from that point on? It really wouldn't of made any sense considering where both guys are being used.
tekcop Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Masters is awesome. The only thing good about the match was the crowd pop for Shelton trying to break the Masterlock. The guy might not be able to wrestle, so you can bitch at him about that, but there's no denying Masters has great facial reactions, sells his character well, looks the part, and has used his somewhat lame finisher to generate heat. Whoever breaks the hold, unless it is Big Show, will get super over. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree with this man.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 I think its funny..that subway commercial has the S-Cam.. SCAM! er..whatever..
BUTT Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 "Queen of the Mountain?" So, next week are they going to take on...the AaaaaGROooooCRAaaaG? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LET'S GO TO MO FOR THE RESULTS... ...MO! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Her British accent was almost as good as Lord Al Hayes.
The Amazing Rando Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 "Queen of the Mountain?" So, next week are they going to take on...the AaaaaGROooooCRAaaaG? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Do do do do you have it? GUTS!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've seen GUTS on Nickelodeon, now see them being projectilely released all over a WWE Ring... LIVE!! "I was there...when Elisabeth lost 6 pounds in 12 seconds"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Actually, I think next week sees: WWE Title - Cena Vs. Carlito Shelton & Show Vs. Masters & Snitsky Shelton run-in during main. So in 2 weeks: Cena/Shelton Vs. Carlito/Jericho
Angles Broken Fricken Neck Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 hmmm lack of ambulance action lita = hawt
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Well hey..Kane says screw matt hardy, Im sneak attacking Edge this week!
Guest Fishyswa Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 They could at least come up with a better explination of the rules for the "stretcher match". It makes it sound like the wrestling equivalent of a sack race.
SuperJerk Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 For those of you who missed it, here's my jokes from page 1: Between the crappy bands and the hot dog eating contest, you'd think this show was coming to us live from the state fair. Not just any hot dog eating contest, but a TV-14 hot dog eating contest with hot chicks. Will they be big hot dogs, or are the hot dogs scaled to reflect the side effects of steriod use? Can't wait to find out.
Guest *KNK* Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 apprently CM PUNK worked heat against an un-named local talent
ChrisMWaters Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Am I the only one sick enough to want to see a top rope tombstone to the arena floor in this match?
The Amazing Rando Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Well hey..Kane says screw matt hardy, Im sneak attacking Edge this week! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kane and Matt were fighting over the Gorilla position until Kane threatened to rape it and marry it.
Angles Broken Fricken Neck Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 Am I the only one sick enough to want to see a top rope tombstone to the arena floor in this match? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no
GreatWhiteNope Posted July 26, 2005 Report Posted July 26, 2005 They could at least come up with a better explination of the rules for the "stretcher match". It makes it sound like the wrestling equivalent of a sack race. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I could be wrong, but the last WWE/f stretcher match I remember was Sid vs. Vader, and that headlined a bunch of house shows back in 96-ish.
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