Boon! I've had enough of your shit.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

I've seen enough of your shit. It's time for you to step into my world you useless coward shit. You've insulted my family. You've insulted my best friend Waldo. And on top of that you had the blatant audacity to look down on me from your fucking balcony of upper-middle class and look at me like i'm just a stain. I've had it. It's time for you to step in my world. I'm going to fuck you up son. I can't stand arrogrant shits like you that think they're better than everyone else. Your nothing but a 13 year olds nighttime emission. You're fucking lucky to be that. All you do is post shitty one line comebacks or insults to posters on here. Well thats it bitch. I'm going to lead my fucking gang of disgruntled posters that you've shit on throughout the recent weeks on here against your 13 year old punk ass 75 pound virgin self. It's shits like yourself that think all people like myself can do is steal some fucking hub caps. Thats some bullshit Boon. Like yourself. I'll do more than steal your fucking hubcaps. It's going to involve me and a baseball bat and your precious tricked out sweet phat Honda Tuner Import car that you street race against other Boston fuckers. That shit is going to get fucked up. I've had enough of you and your shitty little remarks motherfucker. Fucking nothing but a little shit. I bet you masturbate to that picture in your sig. Sick fucker. I demand an apology motherfucker.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Can I be on Boon's side?

[Guest news_gimmick]

...

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

I fucking new it! You fuck head. I knew you and your dick sucker friend Boon would create an axis of emo against me. Damn it. I should have seen it comming that you would side with your ass mongrol friend. Well thats fine and dandy. I've been in numerous brawls before and a 13 year old fucker from Boston and a guy thats into homosexual interacial sex will be no match. You fucking shit. You and your fucking emo self. You denied being into gay necrophillia hentai porn in that one thread but I know you like it. You and your faggot Boston friend Boon like that shit. You find it fucking erotic. Sick fuckers. It's shits like you that don't like having sex with pussy. Well Boon probably does. He hasn't admitted to being gay like you. But needless to say we all know Boon isn't getting any anytime soon. He's too fucking skinny. Chicks don't dig 75lb men. But this isn't about Boon right now. It's about that fucker with all the numbers in his name. Fuck you! Teaming up against me. Trying to jump me from behind. Probably trying to rape me cause i'm black and you're into interacial action. Well Im not 300 pounds so stay the fuck away from me you faggot ass shit.

[Nighthawk 0]

When I say "Gimmicks..." you say "Suck!"

 

"Gimmicks..."

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

"Suck!"

[nl5xsk1 0]

I'm awaiting the witty "gimmick sucks" post.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You've got to admit, Milky -with an assist from Muggy- found a way to make the gimmicks suck post more witty than usual.

 

Well played, IDRM.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Good show with the encouragement faggot with numbers in your name. I'm sure they feel much better that you approved of their post. Otherwise they might have to go out and shoot themselves if you didn't like it. Where's your faggot friend Boon? Hmm? Sucking you off probably? You're a pile of steaming shit man. Absolutely worthless. When was the last time you had sex with a woman. If you truely aren't a blatant coal sausage sucker. You still haven't denied that shit. Want to know why you are one of the least liked posters?? It's because you are worthless. You haven't even been able to step up to my level of a true player yet and get down and scrap. Your nothing by yourself. You thought you could team up with your friend from Boston. Well he isn't here motherfucker. Its just you, me, and my tire iron and we're going to open ya up bitch. Gonna go and pussy out again?

[Guest news_gimmick]

...

[nl5xsk1 0]

Location of Boon: As of this minute, looking at the Hogan or Michaels topic in the WWE folder (http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?act=Online&CODE=listall&sort_key=name&sort_order=asc&show_mem=reg ... it can be your friend)

 

Last time I had sex: Saturday morning. Before that, the night before. Before that, the Saturday before.

 

Likelihood of Milky shooting himself for my disapproving of his post: slim to none, with slim really just being included for the fun of it.

 

Why I'm one of the least liked posters: because of my name, and because of a joke another poster made. And because of my apathy about being liked.

 

Really, the only question that I can't answer is why I've spent so much time dealing with a gimmick poster and a troll.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I'm awaiting the witty "gimmick sucks" post.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You've got to admit, Milky -with an assist from Muggy- found a way to make the gimmicks suck post more witty than usual.

 

Well played, IDRM.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Well, I was looking for a picture that had the words "gimmicks suck" on it, and I typed that into google, and all I found was 8 pics of people getting blowjobs. Not exactly what I was looking for...

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

That bastard with numbers in his name informed me that he isn't gay. Sorry Boon looks like you won't be getting any from him tonight. Douche with numbers, you might want to listen to some of the players tips. They'll help you get laid. I know you're probably having trouble thats why you attempted to allign yourself with the 13 year old flair fan. The players tips will ensure you sex. I know we don't like each other but if you like pussy like you say maybe you'll be more friendly and player player if you get some soon.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

I'm awaiting the witty "gimmick sucks" post.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You've got to admit, Milky -with an assist from Muggy- found a way to make the gimmicks suck post more witty than usual.

 

Well played, IDRM.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Well, I was looking for a picture that had the words "gimmicks suck" on it, and I typed that into google, and all I found was 8 pics of people getting blowjobs. Not exactly what I was looking for...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Were any good? If they were you should hit a player up.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Sup Boon. I see you sitting there, down at the bottom. Trying to read. Whats up now bitch.

[Boon 0]

[work]

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I'm awaiting the witty "gimmick sucks" post.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You've got to admit, Milky -with an assist from Muggy- found a way to make the gimmicks suck post more witty than usual.

 

Well played, IDRM.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Well, I was looking for a picture that had the words "gimmicks suck" on it, and I typed that into google, and all I found was 8 pics of people getting blowjobs. Not exactly what I was looking for...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Were any good? If they were you should hit a player up.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

5 of them were guy on guy. Right up your alley.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Pwned. Well done again, Muggy.

[Guest news_gimmick]

...

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Man bitch say I won't. This tire iron is going to be upside your head. You come in here talking shit while I'm offline and thats all you got. Man you weak. Your boy with numbers in his name already turned his back on you. He sees how weak your punk ass is. You come in here just saying work. Man thats whats going to happen this tire iron is going to go to work on your ass. Along with your little punk friends from boston. Man you weak. You ain't a player. You aren't shit. You're just like that shit avatar begging for mercy. Well you aren't getting any mercy here. You done tried fucking the wrong person son. Don't make me flinch at you.

[Boon 0]

yup.

 

Mayer- be positive!!! Be positive!! The WWE isn't that bad!!

[Guest news_gimmick]

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[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Man I don't role that way bro. I'm not gay. That shit gives me limp dick. And it tends to make me feel sick when I accidentally come across it. I can understand you were angry when you didn't find that picture you wanted but to come across gay porn, that had to be rough. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt Muggster. Boon's into that shit though. Hit him up with the link.

 

Oh was I "pwned" amazing. I'm glad you are doing color commentary. I told you I'd stop saying your gay. Don't make me start that up again.

[Boon 0]

yup.

 

Mayer- be positive!!!  Be positive!!  The WWE isn't that bad!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Be generic, be generic you worthless, spineless pile of shit. Go cut your wrists over the "fading tag division" some more.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

That's not very positive.

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Boon you better quit worrying about that kid with the face that looks like it got hit with the bus. I've got a tire iron with your import tuners name written all over it. Yo mayerlution, bro check out the players tips. Ladies will still go for you even with that face if you follow the tips to the letter.

[Guest news_gimmick]

..

[Boon 0]

Boon you better quit worrying about that kid with the face that looks like it got hit with the bus. I've got a tire iron with your import tuners name written all over it. Yo mayerlution, bro check out the players tips. Ladies will still go for you even with that face if you follow the tips to the letter.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Okay- this gimmick is growing on me.

 

yup.

 

Mayer- be positive!!!  Be positive!!  The WWE isn't that bad!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Be generic, be generic you worthless, spineless pile of shit. Go cut your wrists over the "fading tag division" some more.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

That's not very positive.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm positive you have no balls. Lets see some more generic WWE angst posts from you. I want to know more about you Boon. Really.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Seriously dude- I'm not going to get into a pissing contest with you. You obviously get way too worked up about a fucking forum.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Wait, Boon & Mayer ... take your argument to a different thread. This is the troll's thread, not a real one.

 

Have some pity on the simple-minded gimmick poster.

[Guest news_gimmick]

...

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I saved the board for this tripe shit?

 

::sigh::

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Wait, Boon & Mayer ... take your argument to a different thread.  This is the troll's thread, not a real one.

 

Have some pity on the simple-minded gimmick poster.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Fuck up. Who are you a fucking crossing guard. Shut the fuck up. If they want to beat the shit out of each other let them do it. Take your peace flower child emo ass out of here. Don't make me have to have you dealt with again.