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Entrances can be put on later. I'll start with when the bell rings. I'm going to do a little work here and there on it over the course of the next hour or two while I"m home. If anyone wants to add bits in the meantime, go ahead.

 

Entrances can be put on later. I'll start with when the bell rings. I'm going to do a little work here and there on it over the course of the next hour or two while I"m home. If anyone wants to add bits in the meantime, go ahead.

 

Once the music fades, the bell is sounded by Michael Buffer, and the fans take their seats, watching in anticipation. Each team remains in a corner of the ring, as the 8 competitors exchange glances and glares...

 

...and then IT'S ON~!

 

The GPX attack first, rushing the corner of the tag team champions and brawling with them, while Black T and the team of Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez following behind! Rodez pulls Static off of The Marv, and Tony Brannigan pulls Johnny Jax off Mel, and now the members of the GPX are having it taken to them! As the Sk8r Boiz recover, Malibu is tackled by Black, who rests on his shoulders and starts pounding on him, until Malibu flips Dan over onto his back. Across the ring, Tony staggers Jax with punches, then charges forward and rocks him with a lariat that knocks him over the top rope to the floor! Brannigan watches on, waiting for his opponent to get to his feet, but then turns around, almost as if he sensed The Marv rushing towards him. Brannigan ducks quickly, and The Marv can't stop now, so he finds himself elevated up into the air, backdropped over the ropes and down onto Johnny Jax!

 

CABOOSE

Cole, you owe me a sawbuck.

 

COLE

I do?

 

CABOOSE

I told you earlier, I'd bet you $10 that someone went airborne in the first 60 seconds. Cough it up, pretty boy.

 

The crowd roars as The Marv is dumped, while in the ring, Dan Black is the victim of a standard back body drop, as Malibu sends him into the ropes and sends him into the air, only to come crashing down. Rodez and Hell Mel have Static backed into the corner, and each one takes turns kicking and chopping the hated Upstart before they each take an arm and whip him across the ring into the opposing corner! Static hits hard, and then Mel takes Rodez by the arm and whips him into the same corner, giving Leon some extra momentum to crush Static with a corner splash! Rodez backs up, waiting for Scotty to stumble out of the corner...but Mel quickly comes up behind Rodez and plants him with a quick belly to back suplex!

 

CABOOSE

That friendship still lasted longer than Coach's last relationship!

 

COACH

Ye...HEY!

 

With Black down, Malibu comes to the aid of his partner, staggering Mel with right hands. The crowd watches on as Mel is backed up near the ropes, and behind this fight, Tony Brannigan is seen propelling himself over the top rope and crashes down on Johnny Jax and The Marv with a pescado!

 

COLE

High risk move from the old school tactician!

 

Malibu continues to battle Mel, while Black snares a recovering Rodez in a facelock, then rocks him with a snap suplex. Static recovers in the corner and quickly hops up on the middle rope, but while many think he's about to dive on Leon, he targets Black, nailing him with a dropkick from the middle ropes! Scotty then puts the boots to Black, as Leon has rolled out to the apron. Static reaches down and pulls Black up, but Dan comes up to his feet and lifts Static, planting him with an inverted atomic drop! Scotty staggers, and within seconds of Static getting planted, Rodez pulls himself up on the apron and springboards in, diving over Black's head and landing on Static's shoulders, snapping him to the canvas with a huracanrana!

 

"YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!"

 

COLE

Sweet lady what a move! You know, there might be three of us, but we're gonna have a hell of a time calling all the action tonight!

 

Static quickly rolls out to the floor after taking the rana. Malibu whips Mel to the ropes, but Mel slides through Zack's legs on the rebound and pulls Zack down by the back of his head and follows up with a standing moonsault! Rodez looks to come to the aid of his partner, but Black stuns Rodez with a chop, and another, and another, until Rodez fires back with a series of right hands, much to the delight of the crowd! Black cuts off that flurry real quick, catching Leon with a knee to the gut, then takes Leon and tosses him out to the floor through the ropes! Black steps back, and is spun around by Mel, but as soon as he is Black drives him down to the canvas with an STO! Mel rolls out of the ring, and Black turns to see Malibu pushing up from the canvas, then charging forward and delivering a clothesline with such impact that it sends the both of them spilling to the floor!

 

CABOOSE

The ring has cleared, ringside is cluttered, and we're yet to see a ladder!

 

Right on cue, a ladder is slid into the ring by Johnny Jax of the GPX.

 

COACH

And we're also yet to see hot women in bikinis...

 

...

 

COACH

...damn it!

 

As Jax goes to climb back in, he's yanked off the apron by Brannigan, and then has his face rammed into it for good measure! Jax stumbles around in a daze, while Brannigan pulls the apron up and reaches under it, finding a steel chair! He takes the chair in his grasp and swings wildly, but Jax sees it coming and ducks the chairshot, running under it and sliding into the ring to safety! This action agitates Brannigan, who goes to follow, but he suddenly feels a tug on the chair, and it's ripped from his hands by Scotty Static...

 

*CRACK!*

 

...who pastes him with a hard chairshot when he turns around!

 

COACH

That's teamwork!

 

Static drops the chair and starts putting the boots to Brannigan, while in the ring Jax is setting up the ladder! He stands it up just under the OAOAST World Tag Team Title belts and starts to climb, but The Marv slides in and quickly pulls him off! Marv delivers a kick to the stomach and a scoop slam to put Jax on the canvas, then quickly starts climbing the ladder so that he and Mel can retain their coveted belts. Jax doesn't stay down for long, however, and he gets up and starts climbing up after Marv, getting his head between Marv's legs so that the Sk8r Boi is rested on his shoulders!

 

Jax steps down onto the canvas with Marv on his shoulders, while Scotty Static moves from the apron up to the top rope! The crowd watches on as Static prepares to jump...but at the last second he's crotched by Leon Rodez, who races across the apron and shakes the ropes, causing him to lose his balance! Jax watches on, protesting Rodez's action...

 

*CRACK!*

 

...and then feels the cold steel of a chair brought across his back, courtesy of Dan Black! Jax tilts forward, and it's enough for Marv to hop off his shoulders. Jax turns around and Black pastes him again, this time across the forehead, and another chairshot is given to knock Marv for a loop as well! Meanwhile, Malibu has jogged across the apron and climbs up on the ropes with Static, and he and Rodez each stand on one side and nod to each other before taking Scotty by the head and bringing him down to earth with a double top rope superplex!

 

COLE

Quick thinking by the least experienced team in the contest!

 

CABOOSE

Teaming wise, you're right, but Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez are as formidable a team as anyone else here in the OAOAST.

 

Static is out of it, and Malibu and Rodez begin to pick themselves up off the canvas, while Black drops the chair and starts climbing up the ladder! Dan gets up about halfway, and it's at that point that both Zack and Leon scramble towards him, when all of a sudden Mel springboards off the ropes back into the ring, and lands on the opposite side of the ladder!

 

COLE

What agility!

 

He races up, meeting Dan at the top, and start firing off punches to stagger the former Mystery Eskimo! Black teeters, trying not to lose his footing, but Zack reaches up and yanks him down off the ladder by the ankle! Rodez then races up the ladder to stop Mel from claiming the belts, while Black is sent to the ropes and nailed with a dropkick from Malibu! Zack stays ready, waiting for Dan to get up...but then rushes out of the way in the nick of time as he sees the ladder falling towards him, with Mel and Leon both on it!

 

COLE

Tony Brannigan has pushed the ladder over!

 

The ladder lands against the ropes, with both men falling off the ladder and crotching themselves along the top rope!

 

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

The former World Champion stands pleased, and when Zack turns around, he's blasted by a running lariat! Brannigan then takes the ladder and sets it up once again, while Mel falls off the ropes into the ring, and Leon falls over to the apron and down to the floor. Tony starts his climb, but Scotty Static is up and climbs up behind him, clubbing at his lower back with forearm shots! Johnny Jax is up now and comes over to aid his partner, and they each take a leg and yank Tony down, then take him by the head and smash his face into the steps of the ladder! Scotty and Johnny then press Tony up into the air and head over to the ropes, then drop their rival throat first on the top rope! The GPX back away, high fiving each other with pride, and then they get some unexpected followup to their move, as The Marv whips Brannigan to the corner.

 

Tony grimaces as his back hits the top turnbuckle. The Marv charges the corner, using Hell Mel who's down on his hands and knees, as a springboard to launch himself up in the air and nails Brannigan in the corner with a leg lariat. Mel's 180 pound frame bounces off his 262 pound opponent, but he safely lands on his feet and clotheslines Dan Black, as he re-enters the ring after sliding in a table.

 

"The Ice Heart" does his best to cover up as the Boiz put the boots to him. The Marv picks Dan up and keeps him reeling with forearm shots, while Hell Mel places the ladder in the corner. They each grab an arm and whip Black to the corner where the ladder is position. Hell Mel drops on all fours and propels his brother in the air, using himself as a springboard much like The Marv did for him. Unfortunately for Marv, he doesn't have the success Mel did, as Dan Black SUPERKICKS him in mid-air!

 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

 

The crowd jump out of their seats. A fan in the front row holds up a sign reading: "Joey Styles says 'OH, MY GOD!'"

 

Black, the cagey veteran that he is, stays on the offensive, kicking Hell Mel in the mid-section as he rises back to his feet. Dan grabs Mel in a 3/4 facelock, but he's shot into the ropes. Black hits the ropes hard...

 

* WHAM *

 

...and he's hit just as hard across the back by a chairshot from Leon Rodez. Leon slides the chair into the ring and jumps on the ring apron. He steps through the ropes just as Dan Black stumbles back towards Hell Mel, who takes him around the world with a TILT-A-WHIRL ROCK BOTTOM onto the chair! Leon takes a look at Dan and then the crowd, pointing to himself, as if he's asking "Did I do that?" The crowd pops for Rodez' antics. Mel jumps back to his feet, excited about what he just accomplished, not knowing what awaits behind him. He turns around and sees Leon staring at him. Rodez tilts his head sideways and smiles. Mel waves...and eats a standing dropkick! Scotty Static sneaks up behind Rodez and spins him around, leveling the New-Age Love Machine with a chairshot. He unfolds the chair and taunts his opponents and the crowd by taking a seat while the match is still in progress.

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

COLE

Uh, that isn't going to get it done, young man.

 

COACH

It might not get it done, but admit it, guys, it's beautiful to watch.

 

COLE

What is?

 

COACH

The showmanship!

 

CABOOSE

Brownie points?

 

COACH

Oh, you know it is, baby.

 

Static gets up from the chair, folds it up and threatens to hit those who boo him. Though the crowd noise is loud, he feels the mat rumbling. He whips around. A pissed off preppy known as the "Franchise" of the OAOAST, Zack Malibu charging full steam ahead. He kicks his leg up in the air, perhaps too soon, as Scotty steps aside, Zack's momentum taking him to the corner, where his leg gets caught between the rungs of the ladder. The crowd watches in horror as Zack struggles to free his leg. Static repeatedly bashes the chair across the back. Now joined by Johhny Jax, the GPX pumpel Malibu in the corner. They both climb to the second rope and hook Zack from behind, using their free arms to the ladder back with them. DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX!

 

COLE

Not only did Zack hit the canvas hard, but the weight of the ladder fell down on top of him!

 

CABOOSE

And his leg is still trapped in the ladder. The GPX may have just taken out the face of the OAOAST.

 

COLE

What a crushing blow that would deal to the company at a time we're coming under attack.

 

The GPX lift the ladder up, which also picks up Zack because his leg is caught in the rungs. Zack hangs upside down, helpless as the GPX stomp him. Then, from seemingly out of the blue, Dan Black nails Malibu with a DIVING HEADBUTT!

 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

 

With their heads butting, Zack plunges down to the canvas, also bringing down the ladder...on both men! The GPX capitalize on taking out two of their 6 opponents, freeing Zack's leg and slamming the ladder down on both he and Dan. Scotty and Johnny pick up a woozy Dan Black, kick him in the gut and apply a double front facelock. As they're about ready to hit a double-team DDT, Tony Brannigan takes the GPX out with a DIVING CLOTHESLINE off the top. He pops back to his feet and gives us all the HIP SWIVEL~!

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

 

Unaccustomed to the cheers of the crowd, Brannigan flicks the sweat on his forehead at the hands, getting the crowd back against him. The crowd show their appreciation, cheering as Tony Brannigan is knocked off his feet with double missle dropkicks from the Sk8ter Boiz! Dan Black avenges his partner, kicking Hell Mel in the gut and setting him up for a Northern Lites Suplex. The Marv comes to his brother's aid, but Dan catches him coming in with a kick to the mid-section. DOUBLE NORTHERN LI-- No, the Boiz counter and spike Black head-first into the mat with a DOUBLE-TEAM DDT!

 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

 

COLE

Dan Black nearly pulled off a helluva feat if he would've been able to Northern Lites suplex both the World Tag Team Champions.

 

COACH

If anybody deserved to be dropped on their heads -- besides you, M.C. -- it's the World Tag Team Champions.

 

With everybody else down, the champs seize the moment. The Boiz pick up the ladder and jam it into Zack Malibu's gut, then Leon's, shoving him out of the ring with their foot afterwards. They uses the ladder to clothesline the GPX out of the ring before setting it up. The Marv holds the ladder up for Mel, staying on guard. The crowd rise to their feet as no one is there to present a challenge.

 

COACH

Oh, please don't tell me the Boiz' luck is gonna continue. I could've sworn it was just about up. These guys are always in the right place at the right time.

 

COLE

Haven't you ever heard of "good things happen to those who wait"?

 

Overanxious, Marv slips, but quickly regains his footing. Out on the apron, behind Marv is Leon Rodez. The crowd pops as he pulls himself onto the apron springboards to the top rope, knocking Marv off the ladder with a flying shoulder tackle. The Marv falls onto the chair used earlier by Scotty. Rodez and Mel rush to be the first to grab the chair lying in the chair. Leon uses his experience to sucker Mel in and sweep him off his feet. He grabs the chair and...

 

* BOOM *

 

...crushes it over Mel's skull. Tony Brannigan clotheslines Rodez from behind. Brannigan whips him to the ropes. Reversed back elbow. He picks Leon up and fires him back to the ropes. OUT OF-- No, Leon is able to free himself from Tony's clutches with rabbit punches to the back of the head. Tony blocks his kick, catching the leg on its way toward him. Tony mockingly blows Rodez a kiss, which he swats away. He then flips Brannigan over with an enzurigi. Brannigan rolls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. Leon lunges towards Tony and clotheslines him out of the ring to the floor, going over him with but skins the cat to bring himself back in. He turns around and gets nailed with the AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL (Inverted Stunner) sponsered by The Marv. The Marv ascends back the ladder. Johnny Jax comes from the blindside and low blows Marv. He yanks Marv down, and along with Scotty scoope him for a double-team back suplex, but The Marv floats over and drives the GPX into the ropes.

 

Scotty and Johnny hold onto the top rope, The Marv's momentum sending him rolling back. As their mommy would of liked, the Nerdlys a.k.a. Sk8er Boiz work together and send the GPX falling through the ropes to the arena floor with the classic double dropkick. The Boiz hit the far side and wipe the GPX out with a pair of PLANCHAS. The Marv rushes back inside the ring, joined shortly thereafter by Hell Mel. The taller Boiz, Marv, is the one who climbs up the ladder. Hell Mel doing the honor of keeping the ladder still.

 

Leon Rodez spins Mel around and spikes him into the mat with a DDT. Mel rolls out of the ring to recover. The Marv looks down and loses his balance, allowing Leon to pull him down by the tights and waistlock him from behind. Marv tries freeing himself with back elbows, but Rodez bends Marv backwards following a hard forearm shot to the lower back. Inverted front facelock into an inverted suplex and finally into a Stunner, which Leon Rodez calls STREET SMARTS!

 

On the right hand corner of the screen, near the turnbuckle, Tony Brannigan grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron. Rodez has two options. One: go for the belts and risk being caught in a "bad way," as Dusty Rhodes would say. Or take Brannigan out, then go for the gold. With Zack just about ready to get physical, it makes the decision easier. He charges the corner, leaps onto the middle turnbuckle, grabs Tony's head and puts him through the table on the outside with a TORNADO DDT!

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

COLE

It looks like a car wreck out here. I know, that's cliche. But it's the truth, fans. Guys are giving up their bodies for the richest prize in tag team wrestling.

 

CABOOSE

Unlike other promotions, we actually have tag teams. So many, in fact, we can't always put them on TV. Every tag team that wants to be somebody in this sport comes knocking at the OAOAST's door.

 

Tony and Leon remain down outside, with what's left of the table. In the ring, Zack crawls to the ladder. Still weakened from the crushing blow earlier in the match, he grabs the bottom rung and slowly pulls himself up. Zack begins trembling as the roar from the crowd sends his adrenaline into overdrive. He positions the ladder to his liking, taking a quick glance at what could be his and Leon's in mere moments -- the World Tag Team Championship. The fans hoot and holler as Zack carefully climbs the ladder, not wanting to get his leg caught in the ladder again. Zack reaches up and...

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

 

...grabs possession of both belts for a brief second! The crowd was ready to explode, but Zack was unable to hold onto the titles. He steps up another rung, but he's now joined by Dan Black. The two engage in a chop fest.

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

The sound of fleshing meeting fleshing cackling throughout the arena. Zack rams Dan's head into the top rung. Again, again, and again. But Dan continues to fight back. He drives the top of his head into Zack's jaw, stunning the "Franchise" momentarily. Malibu blocks a right and drapes Dan over the ladder, applying the CALIFORNIA DREAM (Dragon Sleeper)!

 

"YEEEEAAAAHHHH!"

 

COLE

What a sight. Zack Malibu has Dan Black contorted over the ladder in the California Dream. You'll only see this type of action in the OAOAST, much like you'll be seeing Sunday night, September 25th from Fenway Park live on pay-per-view. Dirty Deeds. The only way to join us is from the comfort of your own home. So call your local cable or satellite provider to order Dirty Deeds now.

 

Nowhere to go, Dan hammers the top of Malibu's head with closed fists. He sticks the fingers in the eyes and blinds Zack. Knowing he has his opponent in trouble, Black unleashes a barage of vicious-looking headbutts, opening up a cut above his eyebrow. The crowd gasp as Zack loses his position and dangles from the ladder.

 

"MAL-I-BU!"

"MAL-I-BU!"

"MAL-I-BU!"

 

The chants for Zack fires Dan up, who pounds Malibu with right hands. Black measures up and connects with a punch right between the eyes, knocking Zack off the ladder.

 

"AWWWWWWW!"

 

Disappointed their favorite has gone down, the crowd heckles the "Ice Heart" in an attempt to rattle the multi-time World tag team champion.

It may not be the fans who prevent Black from grabbing the belts, but rather himself. Dan rests his head on the rung, a bit woozy from the headbutts thrown. He shakes off the cobwebs and swipes his thumb across his throat.

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

With Dan ever closer to the gold, Zack rises back to his feet and leaps halfway up the ladder in a single bound, drilling Black with a stiff forearm shot to the face. Black falls off, landing throat-first across the top rope. He ricochets off the ropes and smacks back-first into the ladder just as Zack had grabbed both belts, causing him to let go and hold onto tightly to the ladder. Zack lunges over the top of the ladder and shoves Black out of the ring, joining the other competitors down on the outside. Unbeknownst to Zack, who's making another push to bring home the gold, Johnny Jax is setting up a table behind him. Zack once again makes contact with the belts, but Jax hammers him with a chairshot to the back. Malibu slumps over the ladder, gritting his teeth, squinting his eyes, as he holds his lower back.

 

* BOOM *

 

A gut-wrenching thud rings through the sold out arena following another chairshot, this time to the head courtesy of one Scotty Static. Jax postions himself between Zack's legs and POWERBOMBS him through a table, turning him over into a BOSTON CRAB, while Static positions a chair flat on its back and finishes up the CHAIN LETTER with a Pedigree-like variation onto the chair!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

The GPX kick Zack out of the ring. Scotty SPITTING on him for good measure. Jax sets the ladder up. The boys from Hotlanta and the 313 respectively hold their arms up in victory as they arrogantly climb up the ladder. There, at the top, they each grab a belt, flipping off the hostile crowd with their free hand.

 

COLE

Of all the teams, the cry babies are gonna win the damn thing. Damn them!

 

CABOOSE

To hell?

 

The GPX begin to unstrap the belts, but the World tag team champions aren't going to lose their titles without a fight. They shove the ladder down. Scotty Static flies out of the ring onto the arena floor, while Johnny Jax falls throat-first on the top rope. He bounces back into the grip of the Boiz. WALK THE DOG (back suplex flapjack)!

 

COACH

No, no, no! Don't tell me we're at that time of the match where the Boiz pull out the lucky win.

 

COLE

Some guys have all the luck in the world.

 

The Boiz are just inches away from retaining their titles. Tony Brannigan returns to the ring and low blows Hell Mel. He and The Marv then slug it out. Brannigan misses a clothesline. The Marv uses the middle rope as a springboard and knocks Tony off his feet with a leg lariat. He goes up to the top and nails Brannigan with a top rope hurancanrana. Groggy, Brannigan rises back to his feet and sees Marv charging. He propels Marv in the air, who lands on the top turnbuckle and surprises Tony with a moonsault. Followed by a standing moonsault. He goes to the corner, his back facing Brannigan and climbs to the top. He takes one last check back before...

 

COLE

Oh, no!

 

...falling back with a REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT...and hitting nothing but steel as Tony grabs a nearby chair and holds it up!

 

COLE

The Marv writhing in pain. He may have busted himself open in the back of his head. He was going for the Rock n' Fakie, that reverse diving headbutt of his, but he didn't have Tony worn down enough -- as odd as it sounds considering the hell these 8 men have been through.

 

CABOOSE

High-risk, high reward. Unfortunately for Marv, there was no reward.

 

COACH

You know, as much as I hate the Boiz, I gotta give them credit. They were scared as hell last week when they found out about tonight's match. But they've come out fighting.

 

COLE

The list of teams the brother combination out of Canadian has beaten is unbelievable. The New New Midnight Express, Hell's Hitmen, the Sooner Bruisers, C.S.I., The Original Elite. They were completely mis-matched against all those teams, but they used their heart and will to win to edge them out. If they win here tonight, they may go down as the greatest tag team in OAOAST history. You don't defeat teams of those caliber by luck.

 

Tony PRESSES Marv overhead and searches for a spot to dump him. He settles on the arena floor! His back facing the hard camera, Tony extends his arms up in the air and clenches his buttocks. Women all over the building fainting.

 

Brannigan places a ladder in the corner, a table in another. He picks Hell Mel up and throws him into the ladder. Or so he thinks. Mel is able to keep himself from slamming into the ladder. He waits for his cue, choosing to surprise Tony when he least expects it. And is he ever. Tony's eyes widen as he sees Mel face to face with him. Thumb to the eye! Mel slams Tony face-first onto the top rung, in hopes he'd fall. He doesn't; he just slips, but quickly regains his footing. With Mel on the verge of grabbing the belts, his fingers grazing the gold, Tony acts out of desperation and uses his reach advantage to punch Hell Mel below the waist through the rungs. Hell Mel doubles over, Brannigan climbs up a couple of rungs and front facelocks Mel, swinging him over. RUDE AWAKENING off the ladder! Both men's bodies jumping off the mat after impact.

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

CABOOSE

I may not like him, and I know he doesn't like me, but I must give credit where credit is due. He could of easily shoved Mel off the ladder following the low blow and gone for the belts, but with Hell Mel on top with him, he didn't want to take the chance of making a play for the belts only to have something happen and leave Mel in a position to win. Smart move, in my opinion. And when you're a two-time World Heavyweight Champion, your opinion matters.

 

After what seems like ages, Leon Rodez returns inside the ring. With everybody in sight down, he climbs the diagonally positioned ladder. He isn't the only one to return to the picture. So does Dan Black. "The Ice Heart" stuns Rodez with a clubbering shot to the back. He climbs onto the rungs and waistlocks Leon from behind. The crowd stand in anticipation. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER IN THE CORNER! Rodez bounces off the ladder, and he's sent right back into it -- this time via an STO! Rodez falls to the canvas. Dan Black the recipient of cheers.

 

"BLACK!"

"BLACK!"

"BLACK!"

 

Dan climbs the ladder. The returns keep on coming, and it isn't even Tax day. Johnny Jax and Dan Black are now fighting atop the ladder. Jax ducks a right, applies a full nelson and plants Black into the mat with a FULL NELSON SLAM OFF THE LADDER!

 

COACH

DAYUM~!

 

COLE

They aren't human. These 8 great competitors are going from mortals to immortals in front of our very eyes.

 

Up the ladder goes Johnny Jax. He reaches the second to top rung and is greeted by a chairshot by Zack Malibu. Jax' leg gives out, getting caught between the rungs. He tries to free himself but Zack shoves him backwards. Now Johnny dangles from the ladder, much like Zack was earlier.

 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

 

Along with a recovered Leon Rodez, Zack and Leon hit the ropes and dropkick Jax in the sternum. The two take turns punching an upside down Johnny Jax, to the liking of the crowd. Meanwhile, outside, the Boiz pull out a 20 FOOT LADDER from underneath the ring, drawing "ooh's" and "aah's" from the sold out St. Louis crowd. Zack and Leon try to dropkick the ladder into the Boiz, but Marv and Hell Mel throw the ladder up in the air, catch it, and drop it down on Malibu and Rodez after they miss their double dropkick. They jab the ladder into the mid-section of Jax before moving it and him aside in favor of the 20 ft. ladder. Tony Brannigan clothesline Hell Mel and shoves down the ladder.

 

CABOOSE

Uh, I think the Queen is calling. Good day, gentlemen.

 

COACH

Incoming!

 

COLE

Oh, my!

 

Triple C take cover. The Marv falls off the ladder and onto the sofa that is Sofa Central. Papers sent flying.

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

Hell Mel grabs Tony and turns him around. He drills him with a couple of big right hands. Irish whip. Brannigan sent up high in the air. Back body drop. Mel picks Brannigan him and smashes him head-first into the top turnbuckle. He whips him to the corner across the ring, following him up, but is back dropped over the top rope. Mel manages to land on his feet and slams Tony to the mat by the hair. He springboards inside the ring and connects with a slingshot moonsault. Dan Black tries sneaking up on Mel, but he sees Black coming and takes him over with an armdrag. Yes, an armdrag. Black's chest chopped into ground meat. Mel shoots him to the ropes.

 

Dan rolls under a leapfrog and absolutely destroys Hell Mel with a brutal TIGER SUPLEX through a table placed in the corner. Black with a cold, hard stare. Pleased with the damage done. Zack Malibu charges behind. He's caught with a powerslam. Rodez charges Black as well. Dan side-steps, waistlocking Rodez from the backside into a full nelson. Dragon suplex, followed by a German, followed by a-- Rodez wraps his leg around Dan's to prevent the "Ice Heart" from competing the Chimera Suplex Squence with the Tiger Suplex. He goes behind Dan, who responds with a back kick -- but Rodez saw it coming and leaps up, legscissors the body and applying a sleeper hold! It doesn't take Dan long to escape, however, as he runs to the corner and ducks his head, causing Rodez to break the sleeper when he hits the top turnbuckle head-first. Black sets up for a suplex of a kind, but Rodez floats over, spins Black around and...

 

* JAB *

 

* JAB *

 

On the third jab attempt, Dan grabs the arm and takes Rodez down to the mat, trying to clamp on the Heart of Ice (Crippler Crossface), but Rodez uses his free arm to fight off the crossface. Black hammers him across the head with forearm shots until Rodez finally gives and is able to lock on the submission hold.

 

CABOOSE

We're back with you. Well, only I am. The other two losers are having their headsets fixed after Tony threw The Marv down onto our position. Obviously, you can only win this match by climbing the ladder and bringing down both belts, but what Dan is doing here is trying to isolate one of his opponents. Leon Rodez is the wildcard here. With the exception of Rodez, all the other men have faced each other in tag team competition. They know each others' strength's and weaknesses.

 

Zack comes to his partner's aid, striking Black in the face with hard kicks, but Dan won't let go. He cranks back further, scream at Zack to "COME ON!" Zack walks away and picks one of the many ladders available.

 

* BOOM *

 

Malibu rams the top of the ladder into Dan's face. As you can imagine, Dan breaks the hold and rolls around in pain, checking to see if he still has his teeth in tact. Zack lies the ladder flat on its back and sets Black up for a butterfly suplex. We see blood gushing from the forehead of Dan Black where he took that brutal ladder shot.

 

Just as Zack's set to take Black up in the air, he's caught off guard by the reappearance of Scotty Static, who springboards to the top and takes him down with a SHOOTING STAR LARIAT! Scotty frees Jax from the ladder. Johnny gets up, hobbling. He and Scotty scoope Zack back up, Johnny wrapping his right arm and leg around Zack's neck and left leg. Static hits the ropes hard and hammers Malibu square in the face with a YAKUZA KICK as Jax completes the Russian legsweep.

 

The GPX pick up the 20 ft. ladder. When they turn around they are nailed by a Leon Rodez standing dropkick, trapping them under the ladder. Rodez grabs Hell Mel as he gets up from what's left of the table Dan Black put him through, and hip tosses the youngster onto the ladder and the GPX. Mel bounces off the ladder, clutching his back. The Marv, just now getting it back together after being thrown onto Sofa Central from the ring, comes off the top and BULLDOGS Rodez onto the ladder and the GPX. Leon rolls out of the ring. The Boiz maneuver around the chairs and broken pieces of table to grab another ladder, which they use to clothesline the GPX over the top rope. The Boiz quickly rush to setup the ladder. Once it is, The Marv goes for the gold. He'll have to go through Dan Black. The Marv and Black exchange blows as they climb up the rungs. They both reach the top and grab a belt at the same time.

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

The two continue chopping each other until Tony Brannigan whallops Hell Mel across the back with a chair, causing Mel to run into the ladder and knock it down. Marv and Dan immediately grab the cable wire and hold on for dear life.

 

COLE

They're--They're dangling in the air! If any one of these men falls it could be all over for them -- and their entire careers.

 

Once the initial fear factor of being stranded in the air goes away, The Marv and Dan Black continue to chop the hell out of each other while holding onto the wire with one hand! The bloodied Black kicks Marv hard in the face. The Marv responds in kind, with two feet! Dan is sent back, still holding onto the ladder, and as he comes flying back towards Marv, he extends his leg out and drills Marv with another SUPERKICK!

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

The Marv falls down, but Tony Brannigan is there to catch him in mid-air and POWERBOMBS him not once, but twice. Then, still holding onto the powerbomb, Tony lifts Marv back in the air and powerbombs him through the TABLE standing vertically in the corner! Dan Black, like the rest of us, is caught watching the action below. It allows Hell Mel to throw a chair up in the air, hitting Dan on the funny bone. Nothing funny about that, as he descends to the canvas.

 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

 

CABOOSE

If you've ever been hit in the funny bone, you know it's no laughing matter.

 

The ladder is placed on its back mid-ring. Black T signal for 3-B, Black Body Bag. Brannigan whips Mel to the ropes and takes him up for the Out of Body Experience. He holds onto his grip, allowing Dan time to hit the ropes to finish off 3-B with the running Rock Bottom.

 

* BOOM *

 

Dan Black goes down courtesy of a chairshot from Zack Malibu! Tony hears the thud and turns around.

 

* BOOM *

 

Chairshot to the head. Malibu positions the stud on the ladder, and then goes up to the top rope. He sets for a moonsault, but...

 

* CRACK *

 

...Zack has his head rammed through a chair following a vicious chairshot from Scotty Static. He crotches himself on the top turnbuckle, having lost his footing. Static clotheslines him to the canvas. Johnny Jax enters the ring and hits the ropes, baseball sliding Zack out of the ring onto two tables touching each other outside. Scotty grabs the 20 ft. ladder and sets it up outside, where Johnny is pumpeling Zack to ensure he stays on the table. Scotty climbs up the ladder, his back facing Zack.

 

COLE

Is he gonna do a moonsault off the ladder?

 

COACH

No way! I wanna see it. But no way!

 

Scotty leaps backwards, flipping in mid-air, all while Leon hits Jax with a chair and pulls Zack out of harm's way just in the nick of time, as Static SWANTON BOMBS nothing but table!

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

CABOOSE

How do you call this?

 

COLE

I'll have sex with a woman if he manages to get up from that.

 

Rodez and Malibu slide back in the ring, Black T meeting them as they come in. The crowd electric as some of the biggest and brightest names in the business slug it out. Black T rake the eyes and send Malibu and Rodez running to the ropes. The former tag team champions set too soon. Black T are caught with their pants down as Zack and Leon leapfrog over the top. Tony spins around and gets nailed with a dropkick by Rodez, while Zack hits the ropes and drills Black in the face with a running boot to the face. Otherwise known as a Yukza Kick. Dan rolls out of the ring, leaving his partner alone. Zack and Leon clothesline Brannigan over the top rope. Leon grabs Zack's left arm and fires him to the far side. Malibu dives over the top rope and crashes onto Black T outside with a flying cross bodyblock!

 

Rodez starts climbing the ladder. The Marv comes back in and throws a chair into Leon's face. Marv climbs the other side of the ladder.

 

* CHOP *

 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

Rodez greets Marv with a knife-edge chop. The Marv begins firing wildly, overwhelming his opponent. Marv climbs to the top rung, and is knocked off by a forearm shot by Rodez. As Marv falls back, he scissors Rodez' head and takes him down with a HURANCANRANA!

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

 

Marv yells at Rodez to get up, and then runs the ropes - onto get nailed with a chairshot from the floor! Tony Brannigan grins and slides into the ring, grabbing a hold of Marv, but here's Hell Mel now, stomping Tony's foot to make him release his brother!

 

The tag champs grab Brannigan and spike him down with a double team Russian leg sweep. The Sk8r Boiz then step out onto the apron where they gather up another ladder. They look around, and see the GPX regrouping on the floor to their left, and just hurl the ladder at them! The GPX catch it~!...AND THEN HAVE IT DROPKICKED INTO THEM BY THE SK8R BOIZ!

 

COLE

Stereo springboard dropkicks into the ladder, and the GPX are down!

 

COACH

Maybe they should have given us a fourth man out here tonight to help us keep track of the action!

 

CABOOSE

They need to work on getting us a third man first.

 

COACH

Yeah. I mean, no!

 

Both Scotty and Johnny are hurt, and Mel and Marv take the ladder and slide it back in the ring, setting it up right next to the already standing ladder. The Sk8r Boiz each race up a ladder, as the fans scream in support for the champions to retain, but suddenly Dan Black is climbing up the other side of one ladder! He reaches the top and cuts Mel's grab off, chopping him across the chest, then leans over and tries shoving Marv down! While Marv manages to keep his balance, the tactic was enough to prevent him from grabbing the belts, and now a former World Tag Team Champion is fighting off both of the current champs atop two uneasy ladders! Black tries fighting them off, but the Boiz start firing back to a huge pop, each man connecting with rapid fire punches simultaneously and wearing Dan Black out! Black starts to teeter, but the Boiz reach over and pull him from certain doom, sparing him the fall. With Black leaning over the middle of both ladders, the Boiz look at each other and each tuck one of their arms under Dan's...

 

...THEN USE A DOUBLE TEAM HIPTOSS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, LEAPING DOWN WITH DAN AS HE FALLS~!

 

COLE

Oh, MY~!

 

CABOOSE

They risked retaining the titles, but that move could put Dan Black on the shelf for the rest of the match! He's already been bleeding for some time now!

 

Black bounces off the canvas, then rolls out under the bottom rope, taking himself away from the carnage in the ring. Meanwhile, out on the floor, Leon Rodez drags out a table from under the ring, and the wooden object gets as big a pop as any of the fan favorites have tonight while Leon unfolds the legs and props it up at ringside!

 

Tony Brannigan, getting back to his feet, sees Rodez and slides out of the ring, nailing him with a baseball slide that knocks Leon onto the table! Leon is dazed, but comes out swinging, as Tony positions himself in front of him only to be greeted with a hard right hand! Rodez tries to slam Tony's head onto the table, but the former World Champion resists and then stuns Leon with a headbutt right between the eyes. Brannigan picks up his younger opponent and bodyslams him onto the table. Tony then jumps up onto the apron, and holds up his elbow!

 

COLE

He's going to elbow drop Leon through that table!

 

CABOOSE

Insightful as always, my friend.

 

COACH

Leon brings the table out, and now he's the one going through it. Irony at it's finest.

 

COLE

Been polishing up those skills, eh JC?

 

Before Tony can dive, however, the GPX are up and on him, slamming him with forearms from inside the ring! Tony tries to fight both off, but the double team is too much to handle. Jax takes him by the head and runs him across the apron, smashing his head into the ringpost! Brannigan slumps over the corner, and Rodez rolls off the table and onto the apron, only for Scotty Static to put the boots to him! Rodez powers up to his feet and lunges over the ropes for Scotty, but Static grabs him by the head and brings his neck down onto the ropes, slingshotting Leon backwards and leaving him sprawled out on the table! GPX look at each other and their normal, confident smirks reappear, and Jax drags Tony away from the corner and sets him up leaning over the ropes. Meanwhile Static hits the far side and dives over the ropes, pulling Tony down with him and powerbombing him onto Leon Rodez and THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

Johnny Jackson yells approval, but is just as quickly spun around and nailed with a punch to the jaw from Zack Malibu! Zack whips him off the ropes and spins Johnny over with an armdrag. Recovering quickly, Jackson charges in, and Zack plants him with an inverted atomic drop! Jax howls in pain, as Zack braces himself for a SCHOOL'S OUT...but Jax catches his foot and spins him around, right into the waiting arms of The Marv, who lifts him up across his shoulders while Mel leaps off the top rope, grabbing Zack's head on the way down and DDT'ing him off his partner's shoulders!

 

COACH

Wow, a super aggresive assault from the champs!

 

COLE

Well, they're in a tough spot and don't want to lose their titles! They know if they can retain here people will start taking them a lot more seriously.

 

Malibu lays on his stomach, and a vicious stomping ensues, with both tag champs kicking the hell out of his exposed back! Johnny Jackson gets to his feet, still aching, and sneaks up behind the over-excited Boiz. He grabs their heads and bashes them together! As they stagger away, Johnny takes over with the stomps to Zack! Malibu quickly rolls aside, so JJ's last kick only hits air. With Jax unbalanced, Malibu sweeps his legs out from under him with a low kick. Zack then nails both Boiz with a stiff double lariat as he rises up, some measure of revenge for their furious assault. Momentarily free in the ring, Zack grabs one of the two ladders that are propped up in the ring, looking to do some damage with the metal tool. Malibu quickly folds the ladder up and puts it over his head, peeking his head through one of the spaces between rungs, and starts spinning around with the ladder sticking out horizontally across his shoulders! Marv, Mel and Jax all get blasted with the ladder as they come up to their feet, and as Scotty Static hops up on the apron, Zack takes the ladder off his shoulders and holds it in his hands, ramming the top step of it into the forehead of Scotty Static and knocking him down to the floor!

 

COACH

Man, look at Zack go.

 

COLE

I'm not sure how happy Zack is to have Leon Rodez as his partner, but it's certainly not affecting his will to win tonight!

 

Malibu then drops the ladder on the canvas and moves towards the other ladder that is still set up...but as he starts climbing, Dan Black suddenly rushes over out of nowhere and tips the ladder, sending Zack falling down to the mat! The crowd lets Dan have it, but the "Ice Heart" pays no attention to the opinion of the fans, as he pulls the ladder back up to a standing position, locking it in place before he begins to climb.

 

Black starts to make his way up the ladder, but Malibu is back up, and he yanks Dan down to the canvas...then simply darts up the steps of the ladder himself! Dan reaches up and snags Malibu's leg, yanking him back down to the canvas, and delivers a kick to the stomach, then goes for the BLACKOUT~!...but Zack pushes him forward towards the ropes, and catches him coming off with a snap powerslam!

 

COLE

Malibu and Black have had a war waging for months, ever since Black took out Zack's girlfriend Candie. Lately they've been on the same page somewhat, but it's all out the window tonight as they compete for the tag team championship!

 

Malibu gets up, and hears his name called. He looks over to the floor, and Leon Rodez, clutching his ribs after having Tony powerbombed onto him, has set up a table on the floor. Malibu nods and picks Dan up, dragging him towards the ropes and readying him in a headscissors, but as Malibu lifts him for a powerbomb, Black slips out and lands on his feet, face to face with his foe! Black takes Zack by the head and drops his chin on the crown of his own head, rattling the prep with a jawbreaker before pulling him into a headscissors and lifting, racing across to the oppostie side of the ring with a running powerbomb...

 

*KE - RAAASH!*

 

 

 

...AND DROPS HIM OVER THE ROPES ONTO A LADDER BEING HELD UP BY THE SK8R BOIZ!!!!!

 

"OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

 

CABOOSE

Yeeeeee-ouch! That was vicious!

 

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

"HOLY SHIT!"

 

The Sk8r Boiz jump back in shock, as the ladder they each held by an end is now bent and broken thanks to Dan Black using a running powerbomb over the ropes to take Malibu out! Malibu lays on the ladder in agony, and the Sk8r Boiz look at each other and then slide into the ring! Dan Black is ready for them, and starts throwing punches to stagger both Mel and Marv, but the odds overcome him...until Tony climbs back into the ring and spins Marv around, spiking him into the canvas with an OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~! Black then regains the advantage on Mel, and ultimately finishes him off with a BLACKOUT~!, then kicks him under the ropes and out of the ring, and the crowd is mixed with their feelings as Black T have disposed of the Sk8r Boiz! Rodez now gets up on the apron, and Brannigan sees him coming, but Leon nails a shoulderblock through the ropes, then reaches over and hooks Tony in a facelock, suplexing him over the ropes and through...NO! Dan Black runs over and pulls Tony down by the leg, sending him onto the apron rather than through the table!

 

COLE

Man, Black just saved his partner big-time!

 

As he lands safely on the apron, Tony starts to exchange rapid rights with Rodez. Black tries to help his partner out, but has to keep his distance as he tries not to disrupt his partner. All this distracts Black, as suddenly the GPX have regrouped and are in the ring. Black doesn't see it coming and gets kneed hard in the kidneys by Static, who then picks Black up for a back suplex. Jackson comes over and hooks Black's head, The GPX driving Black down with an Inverted 3-D! Black rolls groggily from the ring, face caked with drying blood, as The GPX hurriedly pick up a ladder. Still Rodez and Brannigan brawl away. Unaware of The GPX suddenly charging them, slamming the ladder into the two of them simultaneously...

 

 

*KE - RAAACCK!*

 

...AND SENDING THEM BOTH FLYING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

 

COLE

Rodez and Tony, BOTH plummeting through the wood. And now, only The Global Party Exchange are left standing!

 

CABOOSE

And they've got the ladder right there in their hands!

 

Static hurriedly directs traffic, The GPX setting up the ladder in the centre of the ring and climbing up either side! The crowd are booing wildly already as all hope seems to be gone, with all six opponents laid out around the ring. Static is halfway up and looks up at the belts wide-eyed. Before suddenly, the ladder starts to teeter!

 

COLE

Wait...it's Marv!!

 

The ladder topples and shock fills the faces of The Global Party Exchange, as they fall, fall, fall...and Static lands throat first across the top rope!! But somehow, Jax lands on his feet! Little does Marv know this though. He turns around and fires up the crowd after his save, celebrating prematurely as he turns around and gets booted in the gut. Applying a pumphandle, Jax then lifts Marv up and spikes him RIGHT ON HIS HEAD with the Beat Drop!!! Gasps fill the arena as Marv unfolds, lying face-down on the canvas. Jax pulls himself up, smirking widely as he looks down at the motionless Tag Champion and makes the "belt motion".

 

Before he can get to the belt though, arms suddenly clamp around his waist and he gets thrown with a Dan Black German Suplex!! Jax unfolds now and it's Black who takes the time to taunt with the almighty "Hip Swivel~!", not realising that Hell Mel is climbing to the top rope behind him. Grabbing the ladder, Black pulls it towards him slightly before beginning his climb. As far as he's concerned, everyone else is down. He still doesn't know Hell Mel is up. Until that is Mel leaps off the top, plucking Black off the ladder with a flying neckbreaker!!!

 

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

COLE

What a move by Mel! And everybody's down!

 

CABOOSE

I would say that this is like a car wreck...but how many cars have ladders and tables in them?

 

All 8 men remain down, until finally Scotty Static staggers to his feet, to mass boos from the fans. Static looks around and seeing that everyone else is hurt begins to re-position the ladder under the title belts. He then begins his climb. Getting only a few rungs up, before Hell Mel begins to stir. Mel looks hurt though, having to stop for a moment and regather his thoughts. Just long enough for Johnny Jax to creep up behind him, hooking on a pumphandle and hitting the Beat Dro...NO! Mel floats over the back, landing behind Jax. Fall Forward Neckbreaker! Jax gets planted right on the back of his head! But still, Static is climbing. Mel looks to have used his last energy with the neckbreaker and Static is now halfway up. He stops all of a sudden though, watching in despair as both Rodez and Brannigan and dragging themselves up, side by side, on the ring apron.

 

Static looks up and knows he can't make it in time, so jumps off the ladder towards Rodez and Brannigan. But they sidestep, Static dropping throat-first across the top rope for the second time in the match! Static flops, as Leon and Tony glance at eash other...before applying front facelocks on Static! They then lift, releasing Static at the apex and allowing him to fall over the top, crashing into the table wreckage at ringside!!

 

COLE

Double Suplex, released, to the floor!!

 

Static lays amongst the wood and steel, while Rodez and Brannigan now enter the ring. And immediately realise it's time to fight, laying in with right hands! Tony gets the better of it and goes to the gut with a knee, setting for the Piledriver. Rodez backdrops out though. Up comes Tony, swinging...and missing with a clothesline! Hitting the ropes in front, Rodez dives forward and brings his near leg over Tony's chest, driving him down with a Leg Lariat, BashMan style!

 

COLE

Innovative move by Leon Rodez.

 

CABOOSE

He got Tony good with that one too.

 

Clambering up, Rodez brushes past the standing ladder and picking the second, folded ladder up off the canvas. Hell Mel suddenly rushes him, but Rodez ducks. Mel hits the ropes in front and charges with intent. The instincts of Rodez holding up the ladder as a shield cause him to run straight into steel though! Mel staggers back, crashing out of the ring. Leaving Rodez waiting on Tony again. Pulling himself up by the ropes, Tony staggers backwards towards Rodez. Holding the ladder vertical, Rodez slams it against against Tony's back before placing it right behind him. The ladder leans against Tony's back, as Rodez reaches around and places both hands around Brannigan's chin...before leaping up, placing his knees into the ladder and bringing Tony CRASHING down across both 'it' and 'them'!!

 

*CRAAACK!*

 

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

COACH

DAYYUM~!

 

COLE

Ladder Assisted Lungblower!?! I've NEVER seen that before in my life!!

 

As Tony bounces off ladder and knees, he falls forward across the middle rope clutching his back in agony. Rodez quickly dumps him out of the ring, before turning to the stationary ladder and climbing up! The crowd are on their feet, as Rodez attempts to scale the ladder. But his knees are hurting from the Ladder Lungblower and he stops after just a couple of rungs. The support of the people wills him on though and he climbs on defiantly. On the outside, Dan Black has seen Rodez and tries to crawl into the ring. The Marv too has seen it. And despite his bad neck, he grabs another chair and slides in. Rodez has reached halfway, litle knowing what waits just inches below him.

 

 

*CRACK!*

 

I.e, a chairshot to the ribs from The Marv. Rodez stops, crouches, but doesn't fall from the ladder, much to Black's disgust.

 

BLACK

GIMME THAT CHAIR YOU PUSSY...

 

 

*CRAAAAAAACK!!*

 

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

Snatching the chair from The Marv, Black delivers a VIIILE~! chairshot that causes Rodez to lose grip of the ladder and crash to the canvas. An impressed Marv applauds Black's efforts. But suddenly, he has to dive out of the way as Black swings for his head. Ducking underneath the swing, The Marv hits the ropes and dropkicks the chair right back into Dan's face, knocking him for a loop! Black's momentum takes him right out of the ring, landing right beside...STEPHEN JOSEPH!?!?!

 

COLE

What the...HEY!!

 

The fans are in shock as Stephen Joseph has sprinted to the ring and is now laying into Dan Black. Even The Marv in the ring is shocked. Joseph wails away on the already weakened Black, who tries to fight back with some bodyshots. But finds himself hurled into the steel barricade! Joseph then flips Black over into the crowd and follows out after him! Punches fly like crazy, as Black and Joseph brawl off out of sight, leaving the referees stationed at ringside in bemusement.

 

COLE

What the hell is this!?! Stephen Joseph is taking Dan Black out of this match! Damn it, this isn't right! Dan Black is fighting for everything he's got out there in the crowd, but he's supposed to be in the middle of a Tag Team Title Match!

 

CABOOSE

Right now, I'm not sure they're as important as getting his hands on Stephen Joseph.

 

COLE

It's chaos here...and Black and Joseph have brawled out of sight. That means Black T are a man down now! Tony Brannigan is flying solo for Black T in this match!

 

COACH

He's not the only one, Mickey. I don't think Zack has moved a muscle since that Powerbomb out onto the ladder earlier. He's still laid out on that side of the ring. And he may not get up at all.

 

As Joseph and Black go out of sight, The Marv finally comes back to his senses. There to meet him is Johnny Jax. Jax nails a series of right hands, before whipping Marv across the ring. Marv narrowly avoids the upright ladder, bouncing off the far ropes and connecting with a flying forearm! And a standing dropkick! A second dropkick! And a thir...NO! Jax brushes it away, elbowing Marv in the back of the head. Jax drops another elbow, before pulling up The Marv and backing him into the corner. A quick exit, Jax then grabs a steel chair and slides in, setting it up in front of Marv. Jax then jogs to the opposite corner and charges, looking to use the chair as a springboard...but he gets cut off but Hell Mel and a diving clothesline!!

 

COLE

The Champs are coming back here!

 

Up staggers Jax, as the Sk8ter Boiz regroup. They each lift Jax with an arm and execute a double inverted atomic drop. Followed by a double clothesline! And The Boiz are on fire. Until it's put out, by Scotty Static...

 

*CRACK!*

 

*CRACK!*

 

...with a chairshot to the back for each Boi!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

Static holds his back in pain as he drops the chair, helping Johnny Jax to his feet. The GPX then set about on a plan, as Static exits the ring and rummages underneath, leaving Jax to put the boots to the Boiz. Rolling back in, Static has a leather strap! And he puts it to use, whipping The Marv across the back! He then whips Hell Mel, again across the back. Both Sk8er Boiz groan in pain, as Jax picks up Hell Mel and whips him across the ring. Both GPX members take an end of the strap and look to use it as a clothesline on Mel as he comes back. Mel ducks underneath though, hitting opposite ropes. Again The GPX try to use the strap. But Hell Mel sacrficies himself, diving across the middle of the strap, causing it to fold in the middle and pull Static and Jax head-first into each other! Away they staggers, as both Boiz are up...STEREO SUPERKICKS!! Down go The GPX! Leaving just The Sk8er Boiz up and ready to retrieve their titles. But not for long, as Leon Rodez has recovered from the Black chairshot and stops Mel's climb, before jabbing Marv...

 

 

...jabbing Mel...

 

 

...jabbing Marv...

 

 

...jabbing Mel...

 

 

...jabbing Marv...

 

 

 

...blowing the kiss...

 

 

*SMACK!*

 

Enziguri to Hell Mel!

 

 

*SMACK!*

 

Backbrain Wheelkick to The Marv!!

 

 

COACH

MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, YO~!, TIMES TWO!!

 

With the champs, and all of the challengers (including his own partner) down and scattered about the ringside area, Leon readies the ladder for climbing, but takes a moment to catch his breath. He's barely up the ladder, his foot just resting on the second step, when ANOTHER ladder is slid into the ring by the former World Champion Brannigan! Aching, sore, and flying solo, Brannigan sets up the ladder next to Rodez's and starts climbing as well, running up his ladder right alongside Leon!

 

COLE

The chase for the championships is on! Who will get their first!

 

Though Rodez had a head start, he's a bit more worn from having dealt with both the Sk8r Boiz just moments ago. Tony moves up the ladder as fast as he can, and reaches the same point as Rodez, just as Leon is extending his arm up trying to grab one of the belts! Tony fires an elbow into Leon's ribs, causing him to wince and pull his arm back, but Leon takes his left arm and swats it at Tony, cracking him across the chest with a chop! Tony holds onto the top of the ladder, making sure he doesn't lose his footing, then takes his leg and kicks the side of Leon's ladder...AND THE LADDER GOES TOPPLING OVER...WAIT! AS THE LADDER FALLS, LEON KICKS OFF THE TOP ROPE, PUSHING THE LADDER BACK TO A STANDING POSITION! Tony barely notices, as he's reaching up for the belts, and when Leon returns to his former position, he kicks Tony's ladder...BUT WHEN TONY FALLS, HE DOES THE SAME THING LEON DID! The crowd is going WILD, as both ladders are back to their original standing position, and the two men continue to duel atop them!

 

CABOOSE

Look at the intensity, the effort...neither man will back down!

 

COLE

These two especially have something to prove. Brannigan's trying to get the win single-handedly, while Rodez feels he owes it to Malibu and the other Originals to show them he'

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The finished portion.

 

Tony Brannigan hits hard in the corner, grimacing as his back hits the top turnbuckle, after having his Irish whip attempt reversed by Hell Mel. Mel charges the corner, using The Marv, who's down on his hands and knees, as a springboard to launch himself up in the air and nails Brannigan in the corner with a leg lariat. Mel's 180 pound frame bounces off his 262 pound opponent, but he safely lands on his feet and clotheslines Dan Black, as he re-enters the ring after sliding in a table. "The Ice Heart" does his best to cover up as the Boiz put the boots to him. The Marv pick Dan up and keeps him reeling with forearm shots, while Hell Mel places the ladder in the corner. They each grab an arm and whip Black to the corner where the ladder is position. Hell Mel drops on all fours and propels his brother in the air, using himself as a springboard much like The Marv did for him. Unfortunately for Marv, he doesn't have the success Mel did, as Dan Black SUPERKICKS him in mid-air!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

The crowd jump out of their seats. A fan in the front row holds up a sign reading: "Joey Styles says 'OH, MY GOD!'"

Black, the cagey veteran that he is, stays on the offensive, kicking Hell Mel in the mid-section as he rises back to his feet. Dan grabs Mel in a 3/4 facelock, but he's shot into the ropes. Black hits the ropes hard...

* WHAM *

...and he's hit just as hard across the back by a chairshot from Leon Rodez. Leon slides the chair into the ring and jumps on the ring apron. He steps through the ropes just as Dan Black stumbles back towards Hell Mel, who takes him around the world with a TILT-A-WHIRL ROCK BOTTOM onto the chair! Leon takes a look at Dan and then the crowd, pointing to himself, as if he's asking "Did I do that?" The crowd pops for Rodez' antics. Mel jumps back to his feet, excited about what he just accomplished, not knowing what awaits behind him. He turns around and sees Leon staring at him. Rodez tilts his head sideways and smiles. Mel waves...and eats a standing dropkick! Scotty Static sneaks up behind Rodez and spins him around, leveling the New-Age Love Machine with a chairshot. He unfolds the chair and taunts his opponents and the crowd by taking a seat while the match is still in progress. 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COLE
Uh, that isn't going to get it done, young man. 

COACH
It might not get it done, but admit it, guys, it's beautiful to watch. 

COLE
What is?

COACH
The showmanship! 

CABOOSE
Brownie points?

COACH
Oh, you know it is, baby. 

Static gets up from the chair, folds it up and threatens to hit those who boo him. Though the crowd noise is loud, he feels the mat rumbling. He whips around. A pissed off preppy known as the "Franchise" of the OAOAST, Zack Malibu charging full steam ahead. He kicks his leg up in the air, perhaps too soon, as Scotty steps aside, Zack's momentum taking him to the corner, where his leg gets caught between the rungs of the ladder. The crowd watches in horror as Zack struggles to free his leg. Static repeatedly bashes the chair across the back. Now joined by Johhny Jax, the GPX pumpel Malibu in the corner. They both climb to the second rope and hook Zack from behind, using their free arms to the ladder back with them. DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! 

COLE
Not only did Zack hit the canvas hard, but the weight of the ladder fell down on top of him! 

CABOOSE
And his leg is [i]still[/i] trapped in the ladder. The GPX may have just taken out the face of the OAOAST. 

COLE
What a crushing blow that would deal to the company at a time we're coming under attack. 

The GPX lift the ladder up, which also picks up Zack because his leg is caught in the rungs. Zack hangs upside down, helpless as the GPX stomp him. Then, from seemingly out of the blue, Dan Black nails Malibu with a DIVING HEADBUTT! 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

With their heads butting, Zack plunges down to the canvas, also bringing down the ladder...on both men! The GPX capitalize on taking out two of their 6 opponents, freeing Zack's leg and slamming the ladder down on both he and Dan. Scotty and Johnny pick up a woozy Dan Black, kick him in the gut and apply a double front facelock. As they're about ready to hit a double-team DDT, Tony Brannigan takes the GPX out with a DIVING CLOTHESLINE off the top. He pops back to his feet and gives us all the HIP SWIVEL~! 

"YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" 

Unaccustomed to the cheers of the crowd, Brannigan flicks the sweat on his forehead at the hands, getting the crowd back against him. The crowd show their appreciation, cheering as Tony Brannigan is knocked off his feet with double missle dropkicks from the Sk8ter Boiz! Dan Black avenges his partner, kicking Hell Mel in the gut and setting him up for a Northern Lites Suplex. The Marv comes to his brother's aid, but Dan catches him coming in with a kick to the mid-section. DOUBLE NORTHERN LI-- No, the Boiz counter and spike Black head-first into the mat with a DOUBLE-TEAM DDT! 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" 

COLE
Dan Black nearly pulled off a helluva feat if he would've been able to Northern Lites suplex both the World Tag Team Champions. 

COACH
If anybody deserved to be dropped on their heads -- besides you, M.C. -- it's the World Tag Team Champions. 

With everybody else down, the champs seize the moment. The Boiz pick up the ladder and jam it into Zack Malibu's gut, then Leon's, shoving him out of the ring with their foot afterwards. They uses the ladder to clothesline the GPX out of the ring before setting it up. The Marv holds the ladder up for Mel, staying on guard. The crowd rise to their feet as no one is there to present a challenge. 

COACH
Oh, please don't tell me the Boiz' luck is gonna continue. I could've sworn it was just about up. These guys are always in the right place at the right time. 

COLE
Haven't you ever heard of "good things happen to those who wait"? 

Overanxious, Marv slips, but quickly regains his footing. Out on the apron, behind Marv is Leon Rodez. The crowd pops as he pulls himself onto the apron springboards to the top rope, knocking Marv off the ladder with a flying shoulder tackle. The Marv falls onto the chair used earlier by Scotty. Rodez and Mel rush to be the first to grab the chair lying in the chair. Leon uses his experience to sucker Mel in and sweep him off his feet. He grabs the chair and...

* BOOM *

...crushes it over Mel's skull. Tony Brannigan clotheslines Rodez from behind. Brannigan whips him to the ropes. Reversed back elbow. He picks Leon up and fires him back to the ropes. OUT OF-- No, Leon is able to free himself from Tony's clutches with rabbit punches to the back of the head. Tony blocks his kick, catching the leg on its way toward him. Tony mockingly blows Rodez a kiss, which he swats away. He then flips Brannigan over with an enzurigi. Brannigan rolls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. Leon lunges towards Tony and clotheslines him out of the ring to the floor, going over him with but skins the cat to bring himself back in. He turns around and gets nailed with the AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL (Inverted Stunner) sponsered by The Marv. The Marv ascends back the ladder. Johnny Jax comes from the blindside and low blows Marv. He yanks Marv down, and along with Scotty scoope him for a double-team back suplex, but The Marv floats over and drives the GPX into the ropes. Scotty and Johnny hold onto the top rope, The Marv's momentum sending him rolling back. As their mommy would of liked, the Nerdlys a.k.a. Sk8er Boiz work together and send the GPX falling through the ropes to the arena floor with the classic double dropkick. The Boiz hit the far side and wipe the GPX out with a pair of PLANCHAS. The Marv rushes back inside the ring, joined shortly thereafter by Hell Mel. The taller Boiz, Marv, is the one who climbs up the ladder. Hell Mel doing the honor of keeping the ladder still. Leon Rodez spins Mel around and spikes him into the mat with a DDT. Mel rolls out of the ring to recover. The Marv looks down and loses his balance, allowing Leon to pull him down by the tights and waistlock him from behind. Marv tries freeing himself with back elbows, but Rodez bends Marv backwards following a hard forearm shot to the lower back. Inverted front facelock into an inverted suplex and finally into a Stunner, which Leon Rodez calls STREET SMARTS!

On the right hand corner of the screen, near the turnbuckle, Tony Brannigan grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron. Rodez has two options. One: go for the belts and risk being caught in a "bad way," as Dusty Rhodes would say. Or take Brannigan out, then go for the gold. With Zack just about ready to get physical, it makes the decision easier. He charges the corner, leaps onto the middle turnbuckle, grabs Tony's head and puts him through the table on the outside with a TORNADO DDT! 

"HOLY SHIT!" 
"HOLY SHIT!" 
"HOLY SHIT!" 

COLE
It looks like a car wreck out here. I know, that's cliche. But it's the truth, fans. Guys are giving up their bodies for the richest prize in tag team wrestling. 

CABOOSE
Unlike other promotions, we actually have tag teams. So many, in fact, we can't always put them on TV. Every tag team that wants to be somebody in this sport comes knocking at the OAOAST's door. 

Tony and Leon remain down outside, with what's left of the table. In the ring, Zack crawls to the ladder. Still weakened from the crushing blow earlier in the match, he grabs the bottom rung and slowly pulls himself up. Zack begins trembling as the roar from the crowd sends his adrenaline into overdrive. He positions the ladder to his liking, taking a quick glance at what could be his and Leon's in mere moments -- the World Tag Team Championship. The fans hoot and holler as Zack carefully climbs the ladder, not wanting to get his leg caught in the ladder again. Zack reaches up and...

"YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

...grabs possession of both belts for a brief second! The crowd was ready to explode, but Zack was unable to hold onto the titles. He steps up another rung, but he's now joined by Dan Black. The two engage in a chop fest. 

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The sound of fleshing meeting fleshing cackling throughout the arena. Zack rams Dan's head into the top rung. Again, again, and again. But Dan continues to fight back. He drives the top of his head into Zack's jaw, stunning the "Franchise" momentarily. Malibu blocks a right and drapes Dan over the ladder, applying the CALIFORNIA DREAM (Dragon Sleeper)!

"YEEEEAAAAHHHH!" 

COACH
If there's one thing I hate, it's when another man uses another man's move. It like another man using your used condom. 

COLE
What a sight. Zack Malibu has Dan Black contorted over the ladder in the California Dream. You'll only see this type of action in the OAOAST, much like you'll be seeing Sunday night, September 25th from Fenway Park live on pay-per-view. Dirty Deeds. The only way to join us is from the comfort of your own home. So call your local cable or satellite provider to order Dirty Deeds now. 

Nowhere to go, Dan hammers the top of Malibu's head with closed fists. He sticks the fingers in the eyes and blinds Zack. Knowing he has his opponent in trouble, Black unleashes a barage of vicious-looking headbutts, opening up a cut above his eyebrow. The crowd gasp as Zack loses his position and dangles from the ladder. 

"MAL-I-BU!"
"MAL-I-BU!"
"MAL-I-BU!"

The chants for Zack fires Dan up, who pounds Malibu with right hands. Black measures up and connects with a punch right between the eyes, knocking Zack off the ladder. 

"AWWWWWWW!"

Disappointed their favorite has gone down, the crowd heckles the "Ice Heart" in an attempt to rattle the multi-time World tag team champion. 
It may not be the fans who prevent Black from grabbing the belts, but rather himself. Dan rests his head on the rung, a bit woozy from the headbutts thrown. He shakes off the cobwebs and swipes his thumb across his throat. 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

With Dan ever closer to the gold, Zack rises back to his feet and leaps halfway up the ladder in a single bound, drilling Black with a stiff forearm shot to the face. Black falls off, landing throat-first across the top rope. He ricochets off the ropes and smacks back-first into the ladder just as Zack had grabbed both belts, causing him to let go and hold onto tightly to the ladder. Zack lunges over the top of the ladder and shoves Black out of the ring, joining the other competitors down on the outside. Unbeknownst to Zack, who's making another push to bring home the gold, Johnny Jax is setting up a table behind him. Zack once again makes contact with the belts, but Jax hammers him with a chairshot to the back. Malibu slumps over the ladder, gritting his teeth, squinting his eyes, as he holds his lower back. 

* BOOM *

A gut-wrenching thud rings through the sold out arena following another chairshot, this time to the head courtesy of one Scotty Static. Jax postions himself between Zack's legs and POWERBOMBS him through a table, turning him over into a BOSTON CRAB, while Static positions a chair flat on its back and finishes up the CHAIN LETTER with a Pedigree-like variation onto the chair! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The GPX kick Zack out of the ring. Scotty SPITTING on him for good measure. Jax sets the ladder up. The boys from Hotlanta and the 313 respectively hold their arms up in victory as they arrogantly climb up the ladder. There, at the top, they each grab a belt, flipping off the hostile crowd with their free hand. 

COLE
Of all the teams, the cry babies are gonna win the damn thing. Damn them! 

CABOOSE
To hell?

The GPX begin to unstrap the belts, but the World tag team champions aren't going to lose their titles without a fight. They shove the ladder down. Scotty Static flies out of the ring onto the arena floor, while Johnny Jax falls throat-first on the top rope. He bounces back into the grip of the Boiz. WALK THE DOG (back suplex flapjack)! 

COACH
No, no, no! Don't tell me we're at that time of the match where the Boiz pull out the lucky win.  

COLE
Some guys have all the luck in the world. 

The Boiz are just inches away from retaining their titles. Tony Brannigan returns to the ring and low blows Hell Mel. He and The Marv then slug it out. Brannigan misses a clothesline. The Marv uses the middle rope as a springboard and knocks Tony off his feet with a leg lariat. He goes up to the top and nails Brannigan with a top rope hurancanrana. Groggy, Brannigan rises back to his feet and sees Marv charging. He propels Marv in the air, who lands on the top turnbuckle and surprises Tony with a moonsault. Followed by a standing moonsault. He goes to the corner, his back facing Brannigan and climbs to the top. He takes one last check back before...

COLE
Oh, no!

...falling back with a REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT...and hitting nothing but steel as Tony grabs a nearby chair and holds it up!

COLE
The Marv writhing in pain. He may have busted himself open in the back of his head. He was going for the Rock n' Fakie, that reverse diving headbutt of his, but he didn't have Tony worn down enough -- as odd as it sounds considering the hell these 8 men have been through. 

CABOOSE
High-risk, high reward. Unfortunately for Marv, there was no reward.

COACH
You know, as much as I hate the Boiz, I gotta give them credit. They were scared as hell last week when they found out about tonight's match. But they've come out fighting. 

COLE
The list of teams the brother combination out of Canadian has beaten is unbelievable. The New New Midnight Express, Hell's Hitmen, the Sooner Bruisers, C.S.I., The Original Elite. They were completely mis-matched against all those teams, but they used their heart and will to win to edge them out. If they win here tonight, they may go down as the greatest tag team in OAOAST history. You don't defeat teams of those caliber by luck. 

Tony PRESSES Marv overhead and searches for a spot to dump him. He settles on the arena floor! His back facing the hard camera, Tony extends his arms up in the air and clenches his buttocks. Women all over the building fainting. 

Brannigan places a ladder in the corner, a table in another. He picks Hell Mel up and throws him into the ladder. Or so he thinks. Mel is able to keep himself from slamming into the ladder. He waits for his cue, choosing to surprise Tony when he least expects it. And is he ever. Tony's eyes widen as he sees Mel face to face with him. Thumb to the eye! Mel slams Tony face-first onto the top rung, in hopes he'd fall. He doesn't; he just slips, but quickly regains his footing. With Mel on the verge of grabbing the belts, his fingers grazing the gold, Tony acts out of desperation and uses his reach advantage to punch Hell Mel below the waist through the rungs. Hell Mel doubles over, Brannigan climbs up a couple of rungs and front facelocks Mel, swinging him over. RUDE AWAKENING off the ladder! Both men's bodies jumping off the mat after impact. 

"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"

CABOOSE
I may not like him, and I know he doesn't like me, but I must give credit where credit is due. He could of easily shoved Mel off the ladder following the low blow and gone for the belts, but with Hell Mel on top with him, he didn't want to take the chance of making a play for the belts only to have something happen and leave Mel in a position to win. Smart move, in my opinion. And when you're a two-time World Heavyweight Champion, your opinion matters. 

After what seems like ages, Leon Rodez returns inside the ring. With everybody in sight down, he climbs the diagonally positioned ladder. He isn't the only one to return to the picture. So does Dan Black. "The Ice Heart" stuns Rodez with a clubbering shot to the back. He climbs onto the rungs and waistlocks Leon from behind. The crowd stand in anticipation. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER IN THE CORNER! Rodez bounces off the ladder, and he's sent right back into it -- this time via an STO! Rodez falls to the canvas. Dan Black the recipient of cheers. 

"BLACK!" 
"BLACK!" 
"BLACK!" 

Dan climbs the ladder. The returns keep on coming, and it isn't even Tax day. Johnny Jax and Dan Black are now fighting atop the ladder. Jax ducks a right, applies a full nelson and plants Black into the mat with a FULL NELSON SLAM OFF THE LADDER!

COACH
DAYUM~!

COLE
They aren't human. These 8 great competitors are going from mortals to immortals in front of our very eyes. 

Up the ladder goes Johnny Jax. He reaches the second to top rung and is greeted by a chairshot by Zack Malibu. Jax' leg gives out, getting caught between the rungs. He tries to free himself but Zack shoves him backwards. Now Johnny dangles from the ladder, much like Zack was earlier. 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

Along with a recovered Leon Rodez, Zack and Leon hit the ropes and dropkick Jax in the sternum. The two take turns punching an upside down Johnny Jax, to the liking of the crowd. Meanwhile, outside, the Boiz pull out a 20 FOOT LADDER from underneath the ring, drawing "ooh's" and "aah's" from the sold out St. Louis crowd. Zack and Leon try to dropkick the ladder into the Boiz, but Marv and Hell Mel throw the ladder up in the air, catch it, and drop it down on Malibu and Rodez after they miss their double dropkick. They jab the ladder into the mid-section of Jax before moving it and him aside in favor of the 20 ft. ladder. Tony Brannigan clothesline Hell Mel and shoves down the ladder. 

CABOOSE
Uh, I think the Queen is calling. Good day, gentlemen. 

COACH
Incoming! 

COLE
Oh, my! 

Triple C take cover. The Marv falls off the ladder and onto the sofa that is Sofa Central. Papers sent flying. 

"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"

Hell Mel grabs Tony and turns him around. He drills him with a couple of big right hands. Irish whip. Brannigan sent up high in the air. Back body drop. Mel picks Brannigan him and smashes him head-first into the top turnbuckle. He whips him to the corner across the ring, following him up, but is back dropped over the top rope. Mel manages to land on his feet and slams Tony to the mat by the hair. He springboards inside the ring and connects with a slingshot moonsault. Dan Black tries sneaking up on Mel, but he sees Black coming and takes him over with an armdrag. Yes, an armdrag. Black's chest chopped into ground meat. Mel shoots him to the ropes. Dan rolls under a leapfrog and absolutely destroys Hell Mel with a brutal TIGER SUPLEX through a table placed in the corner. Black with a cold, hard stare. Pleased with the damage done. Zack Malibu charges behind. He's caught with a powerslam. Rodez charges Black as well. Dan side-steps, waistlocking Rodez from the backside into a full nelson. Dragon suplex, followed by a German, followed by a-- Rodez wraps his leg around Dan's to prevent the "Ice Heart" from competing the Chimera Suplex Squence with the Tiger Suplex. He goes behind Dan, who responds with a back kick -- but Rodez saw it coming and leaps up, legscissors the body and applying a sleeper hold! It doesn't take Dan long to escape, however, as he runs to the corner and ducks his head, causing Rodez to break the sleeper when he hits the top turnbuckle head-first. Black sets up for a suplex of a kind, but Rodez floats over, spins Black around and...

* JAB *

* JAB *

On the third jab attempt, Dan grabs the arm and takes Rodez down to the mat, trying to clamp on the Heart of Ice (Crippler Crossface), but Rodez uses his free arm to fight off the crossface. Black hammers him across the head with forearm shots until Rodez finally gives and is able to lock on the submission hold. 

CABOOSE
We're back with you. Well, only I am. The other two losers are having their headsets fixed after Tony threw The Marv down onto our position. Obviously, you can only win this match by climbing the ladder and bringing down both belts, but what Dan is doing here is trying to isolate one of his opponents. Leon Rodez is the wildcard here. With the exception of Rodez, all the other men have faced each other in tag team competition. They know each others' strength's and weaknesses. 

Zack comes to his partner's aid, striking Black in the face with hard kicks, but Dan won't let go. He cranks back further, scream at Zack to "COME ON!" Zack walks away and picks one of the many ladders available. 

* BOOM *

Malibu rams the top of the ladder into Dan's face. As you can imagine, Dan breaks the hold and rolls around in pain, checking to see if he still has his teeth in tact. Zack lies the ladder flat on its back and sets Black up for a butterfly suplex. Just as he's set to take Black up in the air, he's caught off guard by the reappearance of Scotty Static, who springboards to the top and takes him down with a SHOOTING STAR LARIAT! Scotty frees Jax from the ladder. Johnny gets up, hobbling. He and Scotty scoope Zack back up, Johnny wrapping his right arm and leg around Zack's neck and left leg. Static hits the ropes hard and hammers Malibu square in the face with a YAKUZA KICK as Jax completes the Russian legsweep. 

The GPX pick up the 20 ft. ladder. When they turn around they are nailed by a Leon Rodez standing dropkick, trapping them under the ladder. Rodez grabs Hell Mel as he gets up from what's left of the table Dan Black put him through, and hip tosses the youngster onto the ladder and the GPX. Mel bounces off the ladder, clutching his back. The Marv, just now getting it back together after being thrown onto Sofa Central from the ring, comes off the top and BULLDOGS Rodez onto the ladder and the GPX. Leon rolls out of the ring. The Boiz maneuver around the chairs and broken pieces of table to grab another ladder, which they use to clothesline the GPX over the top rope. The Boiz quickly rush to setup the ladder. Once it is, The Marv goes for the gold. He'll have to go through Dan Black. The Marv and Black exchange blows as they climb up the rungs. They both reach the top and grab a belt at the same time. 

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The two continue chopping each other until Tony Brannigan whallops Hell Mel across the back with a chair, causing Mel to run into the ladder and knock it down. Marv and Dan immediately grab the cable wire and hold on for dear life. 

COLE
They're--They're dangling in the air! If any one of these men falls it could be all over for them -- and their entire careers. 

Once the initial fear factor of being stranded in the air goes away, The Marv and Dan Black continue to chop the hell out of each other while holding onto the wire with one hand! Black kicks Marv hard in the face. The Marv responds in kind, with two feet! Dan is sent back, still holding onto the ladder, and as he comes flying back towards Marv, he extends his leg out and drills Marv with another SUPERKICK! 

"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"

The Marv falls down, but Tony Brannigan is there to catch him in mid-air and POWERBOMBS him not once, but twice. Then, still holding onto the powerbomb, Tony lifts Marv back in the air and powerbombs him through the TABLE standing vertically in the corner! Dan Black, like the rest of us, is caught watching the action below. It allows Hell Mel to throw a chair up in the air, hitting Dan on the funny bone. Nothing funny about that, as he descends to the canvas. 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" 

CABOOSE
If you've ever been hit in the funny bone, you know it's no laughing matter. 

The ladder is placed on its back mid-ring. Black T signal for 3-B, Black Body Bag. Brannigan whips Mel to the ropes and takes him up for the Out of Body Experience. He holds onto his grip, allowing Dan time to hit the ropes to finish off 3-B with the running Rock Bottom. 

* BOOM *

Dan Black goes down courtesy of a chairshot from Zack Malibu! Tony hears the thud and turns around. 

* BOOM *

Chairshot to the head. Malibu positions the stud on the ladder, and then goes up to the top rope. He sets for a moonsault, but...

* CRACK *

...Zack has his head rammed through a chair following a vicious chairshot from Scotty Static. He crotches himself on the top turnbuckle, having lost his footing. Static clotheslines him to the canvas. Johnny Jax enters the ring and hits the ropes, baseball sliding Zack out of the ring onto two tables touching each other outside. Scotty grabs the 20 ft. ladder and sets it up outside, where Johnny is pumpeling Zack to ensure he stays on the table. Scotty climbs up the ladder, his back facing Zack. 

COLE
Is he gonna do a moonsault off the ladder?

COACH
No way! I wanna see it. But no way! 

Scotty leaps backwards, flipping in mid-air, all while Leon hits Jax with a chair and pulls Zack out of harm's way just in the nick of time, as Static SWANTON BOMBS nothing but table! 

"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"

CABOOSE
How do you call this?

COLE
I'll have sex with a woman if he manages to get up from that. 

Rodez and Malibu slide back in the ring, Black T meeting them as they come in. The crowd electric as some of the biggest and brightest names in the business slug it out. Black T rake the eyes and send Malibu and Rodez running to the ropes. The former tag team champions set too soon. Black T are caught with their pants down as Zack and Leon leapfrog over the top. Tony spins around and gets nailed with a dropkick by Rodez, while Zack hits the ropes and drills Black in the face with a running boot to the face. Otherwise known as a Yukza Kick. Dan rolls out of the ring, leaving his partner alone. Zack and Leon clothesline Brannigan over the top rope. Leon grabs Zack's left arm and fires him to the far side. Malibu dives over the top rope and crashes onto Black T outside with a flying cross bodyblock! 

Rodez starts climbing the ladder. The Marv comes back in and throws a chair into Leon's face. Marv climbs the other side of the ladder. 

* CHOP *

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Rodez greets Marv with a knife-edge chop. The Marv begins firing wildly, overwhelming his opponent. Marv climbs to the top rung, and is knocked off by a forearm shot by Rodez. As Marv falls back, he scissors Rodez' head and takes him down with a HURANCANRANA!

"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"

Edited by Tony149

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