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Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

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Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

 

My theory?

 

Undertaker needs to win wrestling matches to keep these powers going. He's won a lot of matches to store up the powers, but they fade just a bit whenever he loses.

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Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

 

My theory?

 

Undertaker needs to win wrestling matches to keep these powers going. He's won a lot of matches to store up the powers, but they fade just a bit whenever he loses.

Maybe they'll explain this in Kane's book. :)

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What's hilarious is watching GAB 1990 today and JR putting Mean Mark over as a well educated man with a degree in sports management. COuld you imagine the announce team saying that now?

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Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

 

My theory?

 

Undertaker needs to win wrestling matches to keep these powers going. He's won a lot of matches to store up the powers, but they fade just a bit whenever he loses.

Maybe they'll explain this in Kane's book. :)

 

He has MPD - Magical Powers Disorder. Like what Kane has, but with magic instead of pain.

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My reasoning for the UT's apparently scary yet wholy ineffective lightning bolts is that the Ortons are just really scared of thunder storms. Kinda like Prince of Space and Krankor's weapons.

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