Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Smackdown Spoilers http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.p...t=0entry13372 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 VELOCITY: Paul London d. Val Venis. At least it looked like Val Venis. We got held up at the door, didn't catch the entrance or the first part of the match. Paul Burchill & William Regal d Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki Brian Kendrick d Some Guy They Didn't Announce Mexicools d FBI - I had a NICHO sign that Super Crazy tried to point out to Psicosis. The Mexicools worked face for the match, got good pops too. SMACKDOWN: Booker T d Christian - Booker T had the craziest pyro of the night. It looked like they might have overdone it, honestly, because I could feel the fire from where we were. Sharmell & Booker were acting weird on the way out. Eddy Guerrero had a bit where he was barfing while talking to Teddy Long. JBL came out on a horse and delivered a cheap heat BY GAWD I'M FROM NYC YOU ILLEGAL MEXICANS BLA BLA BLA TEXAS LOVES ME promo. Heidenrich/Animal d Jared Steel & Anthony Colleti (that's what I thought I heard, anyway) in about 30 seconds. Sylvan dissed Stacy & Christy, got a challenge from Bob Holly Batista segment, he was calling in a doctor for Eddy Randy Orton & Cowboy Bob Orton brought out a casket with the Undertaker Real Doll (that ended up being Undertaker faking it.) Taker beats up Orton. The crowd was going batshit for Undertaker. Ken Kennedy d Rey Mysterio after JBL rode out on his white horse again. Sharmell told Booker T he needs to get an IC title shot soon. Eddie looks like he's getting a handjob from some nurse Bobby Lashley d Simon Dean in Lashley's SD! debut Chris Benoit d Orlando Jordan in under a minute. There was a tap-out clock, I think it hit 49 or 50 seconds. Batista switches off with the nurse "massaging" Guerrero, and then to gay up the segment some more, brings in Dr. Big Gay Al MD, who apparently does a body cavity search on Eddy. Batista took away the doctor's Vaseline. Batista did a handicap match vs MNM. Eddy was playing sick in the aisle for most of the match, but at the last second he tagged in & frog splashed someone for the pin. Then Eddy played up their team until the off-the-air main. Undertaker, Rey Mysterio & Batista d JBL & Randy Orton. Eddy cut a promo saying he was basically going to shit the ring unless he left. Rey barely comes up to everyone else's shoulders! JBL/Orton chase Rey for most of the match, then UT and Batista hit finishers on them for the big finish. UT gets a big exit, Rey kinda disappeared, and then Batista played up the crowd for a few minutes. THE END. The part of the arena with the main camera was almost completely empty. They will have to add a good amount of sound because the crowd was kinda dead. They popped big for things like armdrags. Almost every match had someone doing a jumping forearm. The only really awesome thing was this 6 year old girl behind us that was so into the match. She was absolutely adorable & also hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zaius 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 So...I wonder what's on Stargate this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Chris Benoit d Orlando Jordan in under a minute. There was a tap-out clock, I think it hit 49 or 50 seconds. Great booking there WWE. Now that Orlando can last almost a minute since he's so improving so much we can have another match next week. Can't wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Chris Benoit d Orlando Jordan in under a minute. There was a tap-out clock, I think it hit 49 or 50 seconds. Great booking there WWE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fans should bring their own tap-out clocks so they can let everyone know when they tap out watching this crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Batista switches off with the nurse "massaging" Guerrero, and then to gay up the segment some more, brings in Dr. Big Gay Al MD, who apparently does a body cavity search on Eddy. Batista took away the doctor's Vaseline. If someone walked in on me watching this shit, I wouldn't have a clue what to say to them. Good thing I won't be putting myself in that position. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Now that Orlando can last a minute I say we have another match next week. Let's say have him last a minute and 2 seconds. Next week we have another match - it'll last 1 minute and a half. Next week - 2 minutes. The week after - 2:10. I say you can do this for a whole year with Orlando proving he can last longer each time. He'll probably be up to 9 minutes by that time. Than when we get the fans' hopes up that Jordan can win we'll have lose again in 20 seconds just because. That way Benoit's victory will be special again. Cycle and repeat. It'll last for years. It's gold, I tell you. Gold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Batista switches off with the nurse "massaging" Guerrero, and then to gay up the segment some more, brings in Dr. Big Gay Al MD, who apparently does a body cavity search on Eddy. Batista took away the doctor's Vaseline. If someone walked in on me watching this shit, I wouldn't have a clue what to say to them. Good thing I won't be putting myself in that position. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWE Attitude Get it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 If someone walked in on me watching this shit, I wouldn't have a clue what to say to them. This occurance is a fairly regular thing now with WWE TV. Has been for a few years. It's not so much risque as it is stupid and embarassing. Trying to explain this to the uninitiated sucks and therein lies part of the problem. They are making a product where it's polarizing and not very accessible unless you are just down for low brow, lowest common denominator entertainment and toilet humor. Batista switches off with the nurse "massaging" Guerrero, and then to gay up the segment some more, brings in Dr. Big Gay Al MD, who apparently does a body cavity search on Eddy. Batista took away the doctor's Vaseline. Way to bring the class, guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Because taking away Vaseline is the toughest thing the champion can do. The writing team just makes Batista look like a lame ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 So...I wonder what's on Stargate this week. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Two hour season finale of Stargate:Atlantis. Stargate SG-1 is done til 2006. As for Smackdown....glad to see they are going back to the quality writing that makes the WWE shine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I could walk into a 6th grade classroom, pull out 5 kids, show them this, and I can guarantee that only one might laugh at that. Taking away the vaseline is over the head of any 6 year old that would laugh at the Big Gay Al MD joke. Who are they catering to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 The sad part is if the guy's name really is Big Gay Al, then it isn't even an original joke. Hello, WWE Creative? It's Trey Parker and Matt Stone. We'd like our character names back. Fucking unoriginal bastards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I'd be willing to bet that Dusty wrote this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I'd be willing to bet that Dusty wrote this. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did the farm animal give it away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I'd like it if one week, after months of beating unknown tag teams, one of them actually wins in convincing fashion. Some team from OVW, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anakin Flair 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 So...I wonder what's on Stargate this week. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Season finalle of Stargate Atlantis- a special two hour block, which I will be wtching insteado of this crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ransome Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Good lord, this is lazy booking. It's as if they only have time to write half a show and fill the rest with the same interminable feuds they've been prolonging to death over the last few weeks (Benoit/OJ, LOD/jobbers, Orton/UT, Booker T/Christian). Any potential matches for No Mercy besides Batista vs Eddie? They're hinting at Benoit/Booker T, which is far preferable to the godawful Orlando Jordan US title push, and a fourth Orton vs Undertaker match. Who will JBL feud with now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blade2kxx 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Who will JBL feud with now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Looks like Rey-Rey to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Should have brought in Bobby Lashley and Elijah Burke as another unknown tag team against Animal and Heidenreich and they actually win the Tag Titles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Sharmell told Booker T he needs to get an IC title shot soon. Is this a typo or does the writing team seriously not know which titles are on which show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 either that or Sharmell is as stupid as she comes across on TV... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Will they please stop with this Orlando Jordan shit? I got some amusement out of this originally, but after Benoit squashing him a couple times I thought "Ok this should be over now, let's have a REAL challenger for the US title now." Smackdown has an excellent list of US challengers: --Booker T. --Christian --Rey Rey --Ken Kennedy (if they want to push a newer guy, why not him instead of Jordan?) --Regal --Hell, even Bob Holly and Benoit could be a decent enough match. Again, why are they fucking around with this Orlando Jordan shit? Look, we've already established that this guy never, ever, EVER should win the title again so just drop it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I forgot they called up Bobby Lashley. Another mistake. Here is a guy who has "the look". He's got that Brock-Batista-Goldberg type charisma where he just looks like such a freakish bad ass that you can't help but notice him. However, I get OVW tapes and have seen his work. Let's just say that Bobby Lashley has nothing on Tyson Tomko and Snitsky. That's not an exagerration either. That's how bad he is right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nokia Report post Posted September 21, 2005 are you sure this is the right taping results? If so smackdown looks crap while velocity looks great.... wtf has happened with wwe ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Chris Benoit d Orlando Jordan in under a minute. There was a tap-out clock, I think it hit 49 or 50 seconds. Great booking there WWE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fans should bring their own tap-out clocks so they can let everyone know when they tap out watching this crap. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well they could always do more of those Benoit were he shows us what else he can in under 25 seconds. This week Benoit gives his wife an orgasm in under 25 seconds. If he can do that he's really a god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Sharmell told Booker T he needs to get an IC title shot soon. Unless this is typo, they don't even know what titles are on which show anymore! Well, I was hoping for Benoit / Layfield at No Mercy, but it doesn't look like its happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedJed 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Well Smackdown sure sounds....different. And thats me trying to be as nice as possible considering what I see here. The show sounds counterproductive to say the least. This brand seems to have a problem moving on from certain stale situations and storylines, such as Jordan still trying to beat Benoit for example. And what are they doing with MNM anyway? Sadly, this Saturday's Velocity will be the last one ever it appears. Was hoping they would have done more than that with the show, but it still sounds alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Seriously, Christian is fucking dead in the water when he could be one of SmackDown's biggest draws based on his overwhelming charisma. They need to send him back to Raw for Carlito, give him the Peep Show and make him go on a winning streak or something. I honestly thought, after Backlash earlier this year, Christian would be in a World Title program at some point. Looks like it isn't going to happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 "The popped for big things like armdrags" WTF?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
