jwpeer 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 FADE IN "Ben Hardy here, and I'm inside the locker room at the Plattsburg Civic Center just minutes after Smarkdown...here to get the scoop for SWF fans the world over!" The camera zooms out to show Ben Hardy sitting on a bench...right next to Marcus Ward. Hardy looks straight at Marcus and asks him point blank, "Marcus...the wrestling world needs to know...what IS the status of your knee." Ward's eyes are closed with his head resting against the white-painted concrete wall of this rinky-dink civic center. Marcus Wards' hands are clenched at his sides...and the camera pans right and zooms out to show the tremendously large mountain of ice that is resting on his left knee. Hardy repeats his question tenatively, "Marcus...I want to know...the fans WANT to know...just how injured are you?!?" The Mastermind opens his eyes and stares scimitars into the sweating forehead of Ben Hardy as he whispers just loud enough for the microphone to pick up in the most chillingly serious voice... " Not enough " Marcus reaches his hand out and politely lifts the microphone out of the trembling palms of The SWF's number one reporter...and directs his hateful stare right into the camera just as it zooms in on his face... "Tomorrow morning I'll undergo a Total Knee Arthroplasty. My patella will be replaced. My cartilage will be replaced. Fortunately there has been no ligament damage so full functionality will be restored, albeit with significant differences. The patella will be a VERY hard metal alloy and the cartilage will be a sophisticated polymer plastic..." Ward pauses and clears his throat. "Tonight I ignored doctor's orders and wrestled Todd Cortez. Let me rephrase that...I BEAT Todd Cortez on ONE leg." Ward closes his eyes for a moment then continues. "Tomorrow is surgery. I'm supposed to begins months of rehabilitation on wednesday..." Marcus shakes his head. "I have other plans." Suddenly the video image is twisted sideways as Marcus Ward has reached out and grabbed the camera...and then the picture goes fuzzy as by the sound in the room he has just slammed it into the concrete walls and busted a very expensive SWF camera!!! Ward's voice cuts through, the visual feed a conglomeration of random still pictures and overlaying static... "Jay Hawke." Ward's trademark smirk flashes before being replaced with snow. "You tried your worst." A quick image of The Masterminds finger tapping his temple is seen...before the camera loses its signal. "Now it's my turn." FADE OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Does this mean that my plans for a Super ChopBlock from the top rope are now worthless? CURSES! In other news, we have a heel swearing vengeance on a heel. Way to pull in the fans guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Nifty promo and whatnot. It's filled with whale fat and dead lobsters. That's a very good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 In other news, we have a heel swearing vengeance on a heel. Way to pull in the fans guys! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well we can't all live in tweenerland and then be over like Steve Austin just cause we face a heel yanno besides heels don't get along - it's common knowledge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Does this mean that my plans for a Super ChopBlock from the top rope are now worthless? CURSES! In other news, we have a heel swearing vengeance on a heel. Way to pull in the fans guys! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fans like people trying to kill each other it's a proven fact. Doesn't matter if they're both heels, as long as they hate each other and show it, no one will give a damn It's not like we're feuding over shampoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 In other news, we have a heel swearing vengeance on a heel. Way to pull in the fans guys! Well we can't all live in tweenerland and then be over like Steve Austin just cause we face a heel yanno Only cos you're not trying. It's not MY fault the fans hate you and Ward so much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Nope but I expect a cut on your merchandising sales the Nightmare Express - "we make other people popular" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2005 I prefer Ben Hardy when I wrote him as a bitter and sarcrastic reporter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2005 Well you see old gal thats because since you were active Ben had a son (And dinosaurs went extinct but that’s a different matter) Ben Hardy Jr. Who grew up to take his daddy’s place as the backstage dork of SWF But no one calls him Junior these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2005 Old gal? Muzz is not a lady! And pfft to a woman actually having sexual relations with Hardy. I need to make a petition to get Nervous Sheep on the SWF staff. Oh, and Xtreme, so the tag team of F/X can be reborn. Yay Funyon and Xtreme! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2005 Old gal? Muzz is not a lady! That's why it's called a joke innit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2005 And jokes are usually funny. That was just lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 meh to each their own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
