Motherfuckers Your Fuckin Boy Is Back

[The Czech Republic 0]

ALL - GIM-MICK - POS-TERS - ARE - IN-FE-RI-OR - TO - THE - DAAAAAA-LEKS! THEY - WILL - BE - EX-TER-MI-NA-TED!

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Dale K. and I have the same outlook on gimmick posters. Kill em all. Except Unfrozen Caveman Poster, who was killed by al.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Unfrozen Caveman Poster didn't even get a chance to last.

[Boon 0]

Thank God Eddie is back.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Eddie, why was a tag match featuring the Bushwhackers billed as the match of the century?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Eddie,

 

Why, after many many years of one famous Harriet Winslow, did we see a strikingly DIFFERENT woman claiming to be your mother as your television chronicles came to their final episodes?  Was your father suffering from Alzheimer's?  And what happened to your sister Judy?

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Didn't Judy become a pornstar...or I mean the girl that played her did, but for gimmick's sake let's just say Judy did...and they disowned her, never to talk about her again.

[Failed Bridge 0]

I can't believe some of you blamed me for this.

 

I also don't like how they banned The Momma Dames. She was kept out of folders that meant a damn. I mean come on, it was Dames' face on Nell Carter's body!

[Guest Eddie Winslow]

Care to explain this one Eddie?

 

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Motherfucker, that was some bad shit. That motherfucker Steve fucking broke into me and Waldo's big ass stash of coke. That stupid fuck thought it was fucking powder sugar. Dumb ass motherfucker.

 

Bitch don't talk shit about my on screen mom. SHe was the closest thing I had to mom, and leave fuckin Carl alone to bitch he may be a faggot but I still liked him as fuckin person. Yeah Judy became a pornstar motherfucker I tapped that shit before she was fucking dudes for money. It was aight.

[Guest Boobie]

What has Eddie Winslow done?

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FROM IMDB:

 

Darius McCrary

 

Actor - filmography

(2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

 

Da Jammies (2006) (V) (voice) .... Dean Cransbury

"Committed" (2005) TV Series .... Bowie James

"Kingpin" (2003) (mini) TV Series .... Truck Thomas

The Hire: Hostage (2002) .... FBI Commander

Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) .... Ray Collins

... aka John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos (USA: complete title)

15 Minutes (2001) .... Detective Tommy Cullen

... aka 15 Minuten Ruhm (Germany)

Kingdom Come (2001/I) .... Royce Slocumb

"Freedom" (2000/II) TV Series .... James Barrett

Something to Sing About (2000) (TV) .... Tommy

 

 

The Breaks (1999) .... Shaquan

Park Day (1998) .... Andre Simmons

Don King: Only in America (1997) (TV) .... Muhammad Ali

Kidz in the Wood (1996) (TV) .... Tootooe

"ABC TGIF" (1990) TV Series .... Ed

 

 

"Family Matters" (1989) TV Series .... Edward 'Eddie' Winslow

Mississippi Burning (1988) (as Daruis McCrary) .... Aaron Williams

Big Shots (1987) .... Scam

 

 

 

Filmography as: Actor, Himself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

 

Himself - filmography

 

101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops (2005) (TV) .... Himself

Friendly Fire: Making an Urban Legend (2003) (V) .... Himself

... aka Boyz N the Hood: Friendly Fire - Making an Urban Legend (USA)

 

 

 

Filmography as: Actor, Himself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

 

Notable TV Guest Appearances

 

"Dr. Vegas" playing "Stan" in episode: "Pilot" (episode # 1.1) 24 September 2004

"Girlfriends" playing "Antoine" in episode: "You Ain't Gotta Go Home but...You Know the Rest" (episode # 4.4) 6 October 2003

"The Test" playing "Himself" in episode: "Infidelity Test" 4 June 2001

"City of Angels" in episode: "Dress for Success" (episode # 1.13) 5 April 2000

"Soul Train" playing "Himself" (episode # 26.1) 26 October 1996

"Moesha" playing "Dante" in episode: "Hakeem's New Flame" (episode # 1.14) 21 May 1996

"What's Happening Now!" playing "Brian" in episode: "The Fabulous Fortunes" (episode # 3.18) 27 February 1988

"Hooperman" in episode: "Deck the Cell with Bars of Folly" (episode # 1.11) 23 December 1987

"Amen" playing "Darius Hughes" in episode: "The Twelve Songs of Christmas" (episode # 2.11) 19 December 1987

[Nighthawk 0]

He was surprisingly good as Muhammad Ali.