MrRant Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html Harken, O thou bull of Bashan, for you will see your pomegranates wither!
Black Lushus Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 I pray thou shalt be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!
Carnival Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Take heed, O ye Amalekite dog, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
Guest BrokenWings Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Hear this, O ye whose name is but dung, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
The Mandarin Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Hear this boy, for you will be hit upside the head with a mallet.
Guest clockworkraven Posted October 15, 2005 Report Posted October 15, 2005 Harken, thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!
Guest Fook Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 Listen, O thou wayward winebibber, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts!
BruiserKC Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 Take heed, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!
The Amazing Rando Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 Thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, thou incompetent tax-collector!
Guest Fook Posted October 16, 2005 Report Posted October 16, 2005 Take heed, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Girgashite" is officially my new favourite word. For this week anyways.
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