MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html Harken, O thou bull of Bashan, for you will see your pomegranates wither! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 I pray thou shalt be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Take heed, O ye Amalekite dog, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BrokenWings Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Hear this, O ye whose name is but dung, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Hear this boy, for you will be hit upside the head with a mallet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clockworkraven Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Harken, thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be mocked by eunuchs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Listen, O thou wayward winebibber, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Take heed, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, thou incompetent tax-collector! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Take heed, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Girgashite" is officially my new favourite word. For this week anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
