Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Oh no, another power trip! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 bigolsmitty, I'm tired of my fucking power trip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 So when do we rename the folder "Frivolous The Czech Republic Shit" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 So when do we rename the folder "Frivolous The Czech Republic Shit" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Does Crono's board still exist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I'm not certain it ever did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 The Dominican Republic is the only successful gimmik I've ever had. Its sad that it was wasted at that board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gay_Lincoln Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Czech can air me out any time he likes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DALEK Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I - DEC-LARE - EX-TER-MI-NA-TION! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eddie Winslow Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Alright Motherfuckers I've had enough of this fucking Republic faggot. Who the fuck do you think you are motherfucker? There are a bunch of little pussies around here that just take all of the faggot ass shit that you throw at them well I'm not a pussy mother fucker. I've had all sorts of people hitting me up for fucking help to end your punk ass faggot shit on here. I'm not going to stand around and let you fucking be a fucking faggot ass mother fucker any more. Motherfucker your fucking shit. You just try and intiminidate everyone on here because your such a fucking pussy in real life and so angry that nothing ever goes right for you. Oh no your fucking precious little fucking Cubs lost like they always fucking do. They are pussies mother fuckers just like you. Your so fucking jealous motherfucker of all the other fans in Chicago that are the fucking Sox fans. That's right motherfucker they fucking won the series you bitch. Fucking get over it you faggot. Only faggots like the fucking gay ass cubs. You like the cubby bears motherfucker? Yeah you fucking like bears motherfucker. I bet you are a fucking bear. Thats probably what your gay partner likes about you, you fucking hairy ass fat motherfucker. Youd get your fucking faggot ass whipped around this part of the windy city for having gay ass cub sex like that motherfucker. The fuck is your problem bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Try reading the above post backwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Please ban gimmick posters who aren't remotely funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eddie Winslow Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Motherfucker who the fuck are you. Don't come into my fucking side of the hood and talk shit or you'll end up without some fucking kidneys motherfucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I'm the cop that arrested you for speeding. Now, shut up before I shoot you, nigga. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eddie Winslow Report post Posted November 10, 2005 That's it motherfucker I don't know who you are but your about to get a motherfuckin deuce dropped on your chest from me. You don't call me a fucking nigga motherfucker, or your going to get fucked up beyond belief. Do you enjoy defending the faggot Czech Republic? Well bitch he don't care, he's gay motherfucker. He doesn't want you to spread your legs for him because he doesn't like that shit. Neither would any fucker that actually was straight. Shit I don't even know if I'd want to hit that shit. Fucking jungles of hair. That's fucking sick. You ain't going to ever see a mans dick you motherfucking dyke. You'll never get a piece of this 15 inch alabama coal sausage. Fucking ugly ass man hand bitch. I know some fat motherfuckers that would love to destroy your shit whore. Fuck that cop bitch. Go try and defend your little emo ass boy czech republic some more. He don't like that shit! Sorry to break it to you. Wanna know what. Your about to get a piece of my stank whore. That's right motherfucker enjoy my stank. Waitlya see my dick bitch. You ought to know bitch I don't like fucking cops. They can't catch me in my escalade anyways. Who are you trying to fool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The King Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 10, 2005 This thread makes me cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eddie Winslow Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Bitch you gonna be crying when I get done with you. You best watch out motherfucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I can confirm that Eddie Winslow does in fact have 15 stong inches. Hey, it was dark, I was drunk and he is a television star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I think I've figured out the Eddie Winslow formula. You start with some nebulous insult, usually gay-related, and just keep going off on tangents each time. STEP 1. Identify the poster. "Hey, MikeSC!" STEP 2. Homophobic slur based on name. "Yeah, you're SC all right, SC as in suckin' cock." STEP 3. Build off first homophobic slur, incorporating ethnic slur. "You love suckin' cock with all the big black-ass niggas you're afraid to bring home to mom." STEP 4. Build off homo-ethnic slur by incorporating own supposed masculinity. "If you ever try suckin' my big black dick I rip your jaw off motherfucker." STEP 5. Disparage a sports team the poster likes. "Yeah you like the Atlanta Falcons boy? They suck!" STEP 6. Go into a homophobic slur based off sports team. "Yeah you like Michael Vick boy? You like Vick's dick?" STEP 7. Wish for poster to gt an STD. "Maybe Ron Mexico can give you herpes too." STEP 8. Remind everyone you are portraying an angry black guy. "Motherfucker I'ma kick yo azz so hard you be seein' stars all up in this bitch. STEP 9. Repeat steps 2-8 over and over and fucking over STEP 10. Sum it all up. "Yeah that's right gay ass honky boy cocksuckin' muthafucka I'ma run you down in mah escalade. bring it bitch" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I like Forums 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I love all these crappy gimmicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 I think I've figured out the Eddie Winslow formula. You start with some nebulous insult, usually gay-related, and just keep going off on tangents each time. STEP 1. Identify the poster. "Hey, MikeSC!" STEP 2. Homophobic slur based on name. "Yeah, you're SC all right, SC as in suckin' cock." STEP 3. Build off first homophobic slur, incorporating ethnic slur. "You love suckin' cock with all the big black-ass niggas you're afraid to bring home to mom." STEP 4. Build off homo-ethnic slur by incorporating own supposed masculinity. "If you ever try suckin' my big black dick I rip your jaw off motherfucker." STEP 5. Disparage a sports team the poster likes. "Yeah you like the Atlanta Falcons boy? They suck!" STEP 6. Go into a homophobic slur based off sports team. "Yeah you like Michael Vick boy? You like Vick's dick?" STEP 7. Wish for poster to gt an STD. "Maybe Ron Mexico can give you herpes too." STEP 8. Remind everyone you are portraying an angry black guy. "Motherfucker I'ma kick yo azz so hard you be seein' stars all up in this bitch. STEP 9. Repeat steps 2-8 over and over and fucking over STEP 10. Sum it all up. "Yeah that's right gay ass honky boy cocksuckin' muthafucka I'ma run you down in mah escalade. bring it bitch" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I so love you in a totally heterosexual way. That was hilarious. I'll admit, I laughed a lot at Eddie's first thread due to the gimmick, but this one kinda sucked... Your response, however, owning him, made it so worthwhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Started out as a 6/10, but its now a 4 because of Eddie Winslow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Has there ever been a less humorous gimmick than the Eddie Winslow one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Has there ever been a less humorous gimmick than the Eddie Winslow one? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eddie has his moments. I don't know who you are but your about to get a motherfuckin deuce dropped on your chest from me. You'll never get a piece of this 15 inch alabama coal sausage. You ought to know bitch I don't like fucking cops. They can't catch me in my escalade anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 Has there ever been a less humorous gimmick than the Eddie Winslow one? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Burger King one in this very thread is just god awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
