I fucked a Kangaroo last night

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

I had a dream that I was fucking a talking kangaroo. i knocked her up and our baby crawled out of the pouch , but it was this gross Bigfoot looking thing, so I killed it. Then I raped her, knocking her up again, then made her get an abortion. Then i fucked her a third time, and knocked her up. To keep me from killing the kid, she had ROWDY RODDY PIPER attack me and nail me to a chair. i then woke up and was so freaked out i couldn't sleep again.

 

 

[Adam 0]

I find this offensive.

[Guest Leelee]

-2 gay points.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Subtracting 2 gay points means its a good thing right?

 

Gay = bad?

[Guest Leelee]

You'll have to ask Fishyswa.

[Guest StylesMark]

I don't know that it's gay, but it's not good.

[Failed Bridge 0]

I think the worst part of the dream is that Rowdy Roddy Piper was in it

[Guest StylesMark]

I think the worst part of the dream is that Rowdy Roddy Piper was in it

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WOW...

 

I stopped reading before that...and I'm sorry you pointed it out.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The moral of the story:

 

Don't knock up talking Kangaroos or Rowdy Roddy Piper will nail you to a chair!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Piper won't put you over.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Piper is more of a wallaby type of man.