Two Warrants out for Ric Flair's Arrest

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Flair is such a dick. Seriously.

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So, basically, Flair alleges he got beat up by his wife.

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And from the WSOC-TV website:

 

But those allegations Ric made agaist his wife Beth this past August are in stark contrast to what he wrote in his autobiography. "To Be The Man" was published just last year. In Chapter 10 he says, "I'm lucky to be her husband". He ends his book saying, "Beth has endured more than a woman should." He continued, saying he planned "on spending the rest of his life proving to her that diamonds are forever."

[Dimensions 0]

Looks like we have another Austin on our hands.

[Celtic Guardian 0]

Looks like we have another Austin on our hands.

 

Ric Flair may be one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time but he is not The Man.

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And from the WSOC-TV website:

 

But those allegations Ric made agaist his wife Beth this past August are in stark contrast to what he wrote in his autobiography. "To Be The Man" was published just last year. In Chapter 10 he says, "I'm lucky to be her husband". He ends his book saying, "Beth has endured more than a woman should." He continued, saying he planned "on spending the rest of his life proving to her that diamonds are forever."

 

Um, how about that simply meaning that he is on the road 250 out of the 365/6 days of the year? Why assume it means that he beats her. Not trying to defend him or anything, but a lot of stress is on a relationship when the couple is not together.

[Guest tony manero]

So Flair is abusing roids and alcohol, huh?

 

Hasn't he learned?

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Domestic abuse is never funny... but imagining Ric Flair chopping, choking, and biting his wife makes me LOL.

Doesn't she have a Flair nose herself?

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Now I see where Reid gets it from.

[Guest JMA]

I wonder what it would take for Vince to fire Flair? What would be the absolute limit?

Flair is seen as wrestling "royality" and, as such, is free to act like an arse whenever he feels like it. It doesn't matter if it's attacking guys like Bischoff and Foley, getting drunk and naked on the plane ride from hell, or this latest incident. Plus he's Triple H's buddy so I think he's safe.

Yeah, but there is a limit for EVERYONE. For example, if Triple H was caught having sex--with a man--Vince wouldn't exactly let that go. I'm just wondering what Flair's limit would be. How much would Vince tolerate from him?

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I wonder what it would take for Vince to fire Flair? What would be the absolute limit?

 

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

[Guest JMA]

Anyway, a lot of people may disagree with this, but I think it would be good for Vince to let Flair go. His behavior has grown increasingly erratic in the last few years and is only going to get worse. Plus, it would send a good message to the lockeroom--no one is exempt from being fired (which isn't true, but it would convince some of the wrestlers).

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So Flair is abusing roids and alcohol, huh?

 

Hasn't he learned?

 

I'm sure Flair isn't using roids now. In his book he admitted to using them in the 80's and in a divorce settlement, it's best to drag up any negative evidence against the other person.

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nevermind

[Guest JMA]

If Vince does fire Flair (which he should, IMO) then he wouldn't really have to worry about the IC title. They could just say that Flair was injured too badly and had to drop the belt. And even though it will lead to some annoying promos, Triple H can talk about how he "retired" Ric Flair.

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I wonder what it would take for Vince to fire Flair? What would be the absolute limit?

 

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

Flair's dick is like a Helicopter?

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So Flair should be fired even though he hasn't been proven guilty yet?

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

 

Hell you never know. With Triple H being his pal and all maybe H has him and Flair double team Steph on some nights.

[Guest tony manero]

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

 

Hell you never know. With Triple H being his pal and all maybe H has him and Flair double team Steph on some nights.

 

 

That can very well be true since Steph has basically admitted to really, really loving anal.

[Guest JMA]

So Flair should be fired even though he hasn't been proven guilty yet?

I think it's clear that he IS guilty of beating his wife. He spoke about his wife "attacking" him almost as if he was trying to justify something. This makes me skeptical of the road rage incident being false (which it could still be, but I doubt it).

[Guest JMA]

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

 

Hell you never know. With Triple H being his pal and all maybe H has him and Flair double team Steph on some nights.

Or maybe Triple H and Shawn swap wives.

[Guest tony manero]

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

 

Hell you never know. With Triple H being his pal and all maybe H has him and Flair double team Steph on some nights.

Or maybe Triple H and Shawn swap wives.

 

 

If Naitch and HHH do double team Steph from time to time, who do you think gets the back and who gets the front?

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If Naitch and HHH do double team Steph from time to time, who do you think gets the back and who gets the front?

 

Double pentration in the same hole maybe??

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I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

 

Hell you never know. With Triple H being his pal and all maybe H has him and Flair double team Steph on some nights.

 

 

That can very well be true since Steph has basically admitted to really, really loving anal.

 

 

Hate to defend Steph, but she didn't say she really, really loved anal. She said she is not opposed to trying it. I find it funny how that gets thrown about a lot in the IWC. It's like, "I don't like her, so she must like it in the ass if she said she'd do it". It's not the same thing.

[Guest tony manero]

I'm sure if he helicoptered his dick at Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, he'd find his way to the unemployment line.

 

Hell you never know. With Triple H being his pal and all maybe H has him and Flair double team Steph on some nights.

 

 

That can very well be true since Steph has basically admitted to really, really loving anal.

 

 

Hate to defend Steph, but she didn't say she really, really loved anal. She said she is not opposed to trying it. I find it funny how that gets thrown about a lot in the IWC. It's like, "I don't like her, so she must like it in the ass if she said she'd do it". It's not the same thing.

 

Just like HHH likes to work WWE style, he likes to work anal style.

 

Just ask Chyna.

 

I'm also pretty sure that HHH wouldn't have married Steph if she didn't like getting her cornhole plugged and pounded with HHH's sledgehammer.

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Question: What does Steph taking it up the ass have to do with Ric Flair in a road rage charge?

[Guest tony manero]

Question: What does Steph taking it up the ass have to do with Ric Flair in a road rage charge?

 

 

Like Kevin Bacon, everything is interconnected, including Steph's asshole and the Nature Boy.

 

Whoooooooooo!

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Rhyno breaks a flower pot and gets fired. Flair flashes his penis to a female flight attendent, gets into a backstage fight with Bischoff, says something obscene on Raw that pisses off Vince and commits a random act of assault...and STILL keeps his job?!

 

You know why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he's Ric fucking Flair!

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Speaking of drunk Ric Flair does anyone remember the RAW were Triple H was backstage with Evo and all Flair is doing the entire time is yelling out "HEY CHAMP" to H. And H is kind of ignoring him And then when H is walking away Flair is STILL yelling out "Hey Champ" with H ignoring him.

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Rhyno breaks a flower pot and gets fired. Flair flashes his penis to a female flight attendent, gets into a backstage fight with Bischoff, says something obscene on Raw that pisses off Vince and commits a random act of assault...and STILL keeps his job?!

 

You know why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he's Ric fucking Flair!

 

A 60 Year old comedy wrestler that loses 95% of his matches? He's like Gerald Brisco with actual credidentials.