Beefbaq for 12/8 HD~!

[KingPK 0]

If there was anything I forgot, please tell me because there was a LOT of segments to go through this week.

[Foshi 0]

WHOEVER IS FOSHI? I might have to go the Tajiri route and request my release. Oh and ::starts thread on TSM for people offended by the Dimebag comment::

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

BEEFBAQ~!

 

-Nice throwback to the old WWF Superstars show with The Heavenly Rockers promo taking place in the bottom of the screen while a match was going on. WWE should bring those back. And I liked the Rockers wearing Las Vegas Outlaws football jerseys. Poor All-American Boys. This match reminded me of a WWF Superstars squash, which goes together with the Heavenly Rockers promo. I sense that Tony149 wanted this match to look like something out of WWF Superstars. If so: mission accomplished. The message to The Heavenly Rockers after the match was good too.

 

-Good Zack Malibu interview.

 

-Hey, Foshi's back! I remember him! His feud with Paul Stanley was great! I still remember the Battle Of The Bands segment. I liked how Foshi had the commentators describe the action, just like they do on T.V. I have no idea who Reno Riggins is. I thought he was somebody Foshi made up. I guess he wrestled during the time period where I didn't watch the WWF. The match was pretty much a squash, which was the idea, I take it. Good to see Foshi back, and I hope he stays and doesn't disappear from the OAOAST again. I hate when that happens.

 

-Ooh, "Floggin'" Molly Matthews threatens to "Dimebag" Pantera Combatienta. If that was real, I'm sure that would offend somebody. Didn't offend me. Cool to see Serena Blackmore. I haven't seen her much on HeldDOWN~!, so it's good for her to get a storyline. I'm interested in seeing what happens next.

 

-Poor Terry Taylor. I feel so sorry for him. But on the bright side, it's a Chicks Over Dicks segment! Hilarious one-liners, as always. The line about scuba diving was a little out there, though. It was made all the more bizarre when Johnny Jax said "Snap-Crackle-Pop!" afterwards. I guess it's suppose to imply that Krista and Alix are have sex with each other, right? I didn't *quite* get that line. Good stuff, otherwise.

 

-The Parka faces ANOTHER big man? Damn. Good match between The Parka and Brock Ausstin. Liked Parka having to wrestle Brock to bring him down to the mat. Death From Above is a cool name for the Shooting Star Double Stomp. I wonder who Parka will wrestle next week? Hmmm.

 

-I just like to say that I love Leon Rodez in a rugged, manly heterosexual way. Him announcing to be Candie's baby daddy, followed by the pic of the dog was brilliant! I loved The Simpsons reference too. And a Futurama reference! Freaking awesome! So Leon and Alix are dating? That's comedy gold right there. I cannot wait to see what King Cucaracha has planned for the couple. Best segment on the show.

 

-Cole won Josh Matthews as a personal slave in a poker game. Ha!

 

-Solid Six-Man Tag Team Match between Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Chris Stevens, Jumbo, and Jay Richards. Pretty short though. I am really interested in the Alfdogg/Stevens feud. It's been going on for a while, and I'm glad it has. A Christmas Death Match? I don't think I've heard of that one. Has anyone else done it? Or is it an OAOAST creation?

 

-Wow, that Julie Sharcor match was short! It looked like it would last 15 seconds at most. I'm having this image of a female Vader pop into my head reading Julie Sharcor's match. Ayane looking at Sharcor after the match makes me think these two are going to feud. If that's the case, cool. Also, since Masked Man Of Mystery wrote this match, I'm reminded that there wasn't any Vitamin X or Otaku II on the show this week which bums me out.

 

-Yea! Another Chicks Over Dicks segment! What the? The Sk8er Boiz bulked up? And Krista has the hots for them? Please tell me that this storyline will continue because I am interested in seeing what happens next. *Hopes that the storyline continues.*

 

-Good choice of entrance music for Jamie O' Hara. Man, nobody can write a match like Patty O' Green. Great match. There were too many hilarious lines to name here, so I'll just say that I love Patty O' Green's match writing. The GPX giving Jamie O' Hara the win surprised me. I thought for sure Alix would win it.

 

-Ooh my segment is next!

 

-Good segment between Calvin Szechstein and Jamie O' Hara.

 

-I guess it's safe to say that Christian Wright's mission to destroy Leon Rodez is over now? Even though he and Rodez are both involved in the Originals vs. Upstarts storyline, he hasn't mentioned wanting to punish Rodez for his porno films in weeks. Of course, I could be wrong. Another squash match on this show? Is that a new record? Well, this was good for a squash match. And The Erotic Awakening Of B is STILL the funniest name for a finishing move that I have ever heard. Christian Wright MUST continue using big words in his promos. That must never stop.

 

-All right, my guys are in the main event! I didn't expect that. I take it Alfdogg wrote this one by himself? If so, you did a good job with PRL and Vitamin X, Alf. I have no complaints. The match was pretty good. Teddy Moneymaker sounds like Ted DiBiase. Is he going to be a regular part of the roster, or is it a one time thing? Because I'd like it if Teddy was on the regular roster. Where the hell was Caboose during this match? I kinda figure that out of all the matches to be commentating on the show, this would be the most obvious one. Hooray, PRL and Vitamin X win! My guys are in the semi-finals! I think I know who Popick's opponent will be at Climax. Then again, doesn't everybody? That's as easy of a question as what's 2+2?

 

-Love Shack Baby! Uh, KC, it's actually Spanish Fly, not Spanish Flea. Jim Cornette and Leon Rodez in the same segment would be a surreal segment if it were to happen in real life. The disses to The New New Midnight Express were good, as was the beatdown on Rodez. Boy, that sure was a depressing way to end the show.

 

Good show gang! I was surpised at the fact that we had more than one squash match. But it was all good. Climax is only 2 weeks away. I can't wait!

 

Thumbs up.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Actually, I had nothing to do with the Sharcor match, I sent in a brief thing between Mike Guerriero and Viamin X...or I thought I did. Sent it in early, too. If it wasn't recieved, please let me know....I've been having a lot of brain farts lately

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey I wrestle whoever says they are available. I'm honestly not trying to go out and find the big guys. But don't worry there will be a change of pace next week.

[KingPK 0]

I didn't remember who's character Foshi was; Zack just posted the segment in GCF.

 

And I'm not trying to slight you MMoM. I put your name in the credits because I thought I did put your segment in there. There was like 15 segments to sift through, so a brain fart on my part was inevitable. It's in now (end of second post). Sorry about that.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

It's cool

[Foshi 0]

I was just busting balls.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Heh-heh. Balls!

 

Foshi being back is cool. Like, PRL, a younger and much more innocent but still very sexy Patty enjoyed the feud with Paul Stanley.

 

It was made all the more bizarre when Johnny Jax said "Snap-Crackle-Pop!

 

I think I edited in an "Oh" before the snap, to make it clearer that Johnny was commenting on the quality Scotty's dis.

 

Not a lot of time for feedback. I'll say I thought this week's Love Shack was the best one I've read. Poor Simon, he never gets to say anything. Maybe he should leave the NNMX and team up with Theodore Moneymaker. Then they can add a third guy to the stable named Alvin. I'm funny! Anyway very good show all in all.

Edited December 9, 2005 by Patty O'Green

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Feedback on the Vitamin X-Mike Guerriero match:

 

Nice segment. Too bad it was short, since I would love to see a long match between those two. VX throwing salt in Guerriero's eyes was something I've never thought of.I gotta steal that one! Good job, MMoM.

[alfdogg 0]

A Christmas Death Match? I don't think I've heard of that one. Has anyone else done it? Or is it an OAOAST creation?

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ndpost&p=523446

[Tony149 0]

Let me start by saying PK did a top-notch job with the presentation.

 

Ed hit the nail on the head on what I was going for in the SCM-AAB match. As the guys in GCF know, I've been feeling old school lately. I even suggested we do a OAOAST verison of Saturday Night's Main Event in February or mid-March in place of Zero Hour. Saturday Night SPLATacular or Spectacular.

 

Originally, the match called for the AABs to get in some offense and tease hitting their finisher, but as I was writing it I decided it would work best if the SCM just kicked the shit out of them, to go along with their message to the HRs.

 

Good promo from "Family Man" Zack. I'd mark if Zack trots Candie and the baby out Ricky Steamboat style after the birth.

 

I barely remember Foshi (I hardly remember anything OAOAST related past this year), but it was a good re-introduction.

 

Molly on a tricycle? Hilarious. And good promos.

 

Poor Terry. He still can't shake the Red Rooster gimmick. Well, I guess you can't expect a 5-star classic COD promo every week, but their interaction with The GPX was good, family entertainment.

 

Enjoyed Parka-Brock. Great nearfalls towards the end.

 

The Zack, Candie, PK, Rodez and Alix segment was awesome. From that hilarious pic of the dog, to Rodez opening the door and there being only the water cooler -- they brought the funny. The funny!

 

Both 6-man's were fun to read. Alf's my writer of the year. He did a great job writing Teddy even though he didn't have much to go on besides me telling him to rip-off DiBiase's moveset (because I hadn't written stats yet). And yes, Theodore is largely inspired by Ted DiBiase. Part DiBiase, part Donald Trump, part James Bond (not a spy, but suave), and part Hugh Hefner. That's Teddy. He's a guy Parka could feud with as well. I actually have an idea for that. I'll PM it to you when I have the time to write it out, Parka.

 

Sharcor-Missy Gordon: Now that's a squash.

 

Patty already knows what I thought about the Krista-Boiz segment. Super! Awsome! Rad! All that good shit.

 

Ooh, the colors. Lots of pretty colors. And another Patty O'Green special. The GPX are homophobic? MOTN.

 

Good PR/CH segment, with the brawl and all. As was Guerriero-X.

 

at Hebner having an bottle of tequila in his back pocket. I forgot all 3 got the ax. I think all 3 got the ax. I know the old Hebners did. Oh, uh... the match. Marked for the Beverly Brothers reference. Anthony Brannigan?! The shit's on.

 

Already commented on the ME. Big thumbs up for Calvin's cliffhanger.

 

IMO, this week's edition of The Love Shack got its "Piper hits Snuka with coconut" moment. Easily the most serious -- and best -- of the bunch, and it did it without losing its charm.

 

Match of the Night: Jamie O'Hara vs. Alix Maria Spezia

 

Line of the Night: "Get a DNA test, Zackie, because this chick packs more nuts then Planters." -- Alix Spezia

 

Honorable mention to "But, all hasn't been rosy in the garden of Eaton recently, has it?" -- Leon Rodez

[Foshi 0]

Let me start by saying PK did a top-notch job with the presentation.

 

Ed hit the nail on the head on what I was going for in the SCM-AAB match. As the guys in GCF know, I've been feeling old school lately. I even suggested we do a OAOAST verison of Saturday Night's Main Event in February or mid-March in place of Zero Hour. Saturday Night SPLATacular or Spectacular.

 

Originally, the match called for the AABs to get in some offense and tease hitting their finisher, but as I was writing it I decided it would work best if the SCM just kicked the shit out of them, to go along with their message to the HRs.

 

Good promo from "Family Man" Zack. I'd mark if Zack trots Candie and the baby out Ricky Steamboat style after the birth.

 

I barely remember Foshi (I hardly remember anything OAOAST related past this year), but it was a good re-introduction.

 

Molly on a tricycle? Hilarious. And good promos.

 

Poor Terry. He still can't shake the Red Rooster gimmick. Well, I guess you can't expect a 5-star classic COD promo every week, but their interaction with The GPX was good, family entertainment.

 

Enjoyed Parka-Brock. Great nearfalls towards the end.

 

The Zack, Candie, PK, Rodez and Alix segment was awesome. From that hilarious pic of the dog, to Rodez opening the door and there being only the water cooler -- they brought the funny. The funny!

 

Both 6-man's were fun to read. Alf's my writer of the year. He did a great job writing Teddy even though he didn't have much to go on besides me telling him to rip-off DiBiase's moveset (because I hadn't written stats yet). And yes, Theodore is largely inspired by Ted DiBiase. Part DiBiase, part Donald Trump, part James Bond (not a spy, but suave), and part Hugh Hefner. That's Teddy. He's a guy Parka could feud with as well. I actually have an idea for that. I'll PM it to you when I have the time to write it out, Parka.

 

Sharcor-Missy Gordon: Now that's a squash.

 

Patty already knows what I thought about the Krista-Boiz segment. Super! Awsome! Rad! All that good shit.

 

Ooh, the colors. Lots of pretty colors. And another Patty O'Green special. The GPX are homophobic? MOTN.

 

Good PR/CH segment, with the brawl and all. As was Guerriero-X.

 

at Hebner having an bottle of tequila in his back pocket. I forgot all 3 got the ax. I think all 3 got the ax. I know the old Hebners did. Oh, uh... the match. Marked for the Beverly Brothers reference. Anthony Brannigan?! The shit's on.

 

Already commented on the ME. Big thumbs up for Calvin's cliffhanger.

 

IMO, this week's edition of The Love Shack got its "Piper hits Snuka with coconut" moment. Easily the most serious -- and best -- of the bunch, and it did it without losing its charm.

 

Match of the Night: Jamie O'Hara vs. Alix Maria Spezia

 

Line of the Night: "Get a DNA test, Zackie, because this chick packs more nuts then Planters." -- Alix Spezia

 

Honorable mention to "But, all hasn't been rosy in the garden of Eaton recently, has it?" -- Leon Rodez

 

My run as Foshi actually wasn't that long...few months in spring 2003. I was Green Mist for a lot longer.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Hooray for some more, non in-depth, token KC feedback! Starting the show with the word goodbye? Foreshadowing perhaps? Or perhaps not at all? Hmmm... In other news, Royal Albert Hall is a bitching location. They had Masters tennis on the TV over here last week with guys like MacEnroe and it just looked so pimping.

 

Squash #1. Nice way to set up for Climax with the beatdown.

 

Aww, Zack and Candie promo. Can't. Find. Vomiting. Smiley. They're all loved up in preperation for that stork thing that brings new-born babies and stuff. Good for them. They won't be so happy when they's knee deep in vomit, oh no siree.

 

Foshi must have been before my time. Either that, or my shoddy memory is playing up. A new writing style with all commentary. Not the easiest to follow, but I guess it is more 'realistic' to be reading all commentary than to be reading action and commentary. Mark me down as on the fence.

 

Yay! Women's Division! Makes up for my forgetfullness slightly! 'Bout time this show had some wackiness, the effects of those mind altering drugs was just beginning to wear off. Trikes > Juan Deres. Yay for build-up!

 

GPX, rockin' like dockin'. No, wait, that's the Ring Crew Express. Well, whatever. Something different besides the usual heel promo is good. What else is good? COD, of course!

 

ALIX

Sigh...boys.

 

I'm going to assume that wasn't an actual sigh and was infact the word sigh, just because it's so much cooler. Another match for Climax. I think I'm right in saying we've never had a PPV with 17 matches booked, right? I smell a broken record.

 

Oh, goody, a competitive match...with all due respect to Reno Riggins, of course. Very nice match from Parka, which may have something to do with me being a Brock mark. Both the real one and Lesnar. I'm liking Parka's new finisher too. Thumbs up.

 

No comments on my stuff from me, except I finally got to debut the OMGDog!

 

Still loving Alf's handling of the Alf/S.H.I feud. He's really done a great job with CSI since Hoff went and this was no different. Another fun match. Christmas Deathmatch...should be fun. Sadistic fun. Which is the best type, I assume.

 

Squash #2. I'm liking The Shark and it's nice we're finally moving towards some more competitive matches with her.

 

I read the Krista/Sk8ter Boiz segment earlier in the week and laughed my ass off. The fact I laughed it back off second time around says a lot for Patty's abilities as a comedior.

 

Alix is 27-6!?! Speziaberg! Speziaberg! The Suplex series that never was totally faked me out and I assuming O'Hara was heading for another squash. After all, it is Alixberg. Patty's writing style is immensely edumacated and always entertaining, but damned if it's hard to follow while trying to scan through quickly. Man, I love Alix. Kayfabe~! Very entertaining match, as you'd expect.

 

More Climax setupagge. Good segment from PRL.

 

ME! Or, me and Parka. Yay!

 

Squash #3 and it's mine. If I'd known about the other two, I might have chosen someone more competitive. Ah well.

 

Another fine match from Alf, considering he didn't have much notice that he needed to write it, from what I understand. Segueway into an SJ promo. The boo for Paris, France should have been bigger. Like, real big. We hate France. Cliffhanger to end, which is always a good thing.

 

LOVE SHACK~1 Yeah, I thought it came out pretty well. Nice to see Tony liked it okay.

Edited December 12, 2005 by King Cucaracha