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I can't wait to see Vince McMahon buy TNA, hire Jeff Jarrett for a huge sum of money only to have him literally kiss his ass every week on TV, all the while having a threeway with Dixie Carter and his wife, Linda McMahon...with Maria masturbating in the corner.

 

 

Why exactly would Vince McMahon want to buy TNA? Doesn't make much sense.

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I can't wait to see Vince McMahon buy TNA, hire Jeff Jarrett for a huge sum of money only to have him literally kiss his ass every week on TV, all the while having a threeway with Dixie Carter and his wife, Linda McMahon...with Maria masturbating in the corner.

 

 

Why exactly would Vince McMahon want to buy TNA? Doesn't make much sense.

Its obvious that WWE can't create its own talent so it has to buy whoever is hot in the indys......Morphoplex made Trinity look hot....oh and Alex Shelley is going to record everything with his fancam.

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I can't wait to see Vince McMahon buy TNA, hire Jeff Jarrett for a huge sum of money only to have him literally kiss his ass every week on TV, all the while having a threeway with Dixie Carter and his wife, Linda McMahon...with Maria masturbating in the corner.

How far into making sexual references to Dixie Carter are we? Is it still in Stephanie phase where someone occasionally thinks she's hot or Dawm Marie phase where we think she's hot, but mostly keep it to ourselves? And, most importantly, when does it reach Maria phase where it becomes completely socially acceptable to discuss which sex acts we'd like to try at a given time with her?

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Vince McMahon buying TNA would only be for the tape library, but that probably wouldn't happen until 3-4 years from now (by which time TNA will be closed). Who's he going to sign? The X Division? Cause we all know how much Vince loooves those cruserweights.

 

TNA's popularity right now is like Smoky Mountain Wrestling's popularity, only more obscure. At least SMW got TV time on the #1 company's shows.

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Ridiculous no storyline build on the 4LK thing. Maybe they'll add in some promos or something. I guess this Earl Hebner and Shannon Moore thing is leading to the WWE invasion.

 

If that's the case, TNA should just save all the time and effort that would go into that and just file for bankruptcy.

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Vince McMahon buying TNA would only be for the tape library, but that probably wouldn't happen until 3-4 years from now (by which time TNA will be closed).

 

I'm surprised. Someone predicting TNA's demise in terms of years, not months. TNA is progressing!

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