KAMALA releasing a music album

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

http://www.thegiantkamala.com/

 

Yes, the Ugandan Giant has cut an album. I hate to make fun of the guy, because I watched a shoot interview of his and he seemed like a legitimately nice, caring man. However, you have to admit that the concept of Kamala crooning slow jams is a bit funny.

 

If you go to the website, a different one of his songs will play on each one of the pages. They've all got their moments, but my favorite one is one the photo page, where Kamala sings (and I quote), "I see the split in your breasts and I start to smile."

[Mole 0]

I'm so there.

[AntiLeaf33 0]

Must....buy....now

[Lord of The Curry 0]

And the WWE Folder hits another home run.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

And the WWE Folder hits another home run.

 

I think thats sarcastically said but i can't figure out why...

[daileyxplanet 0]

Is he singing to a MIDI, a polyphonic ringtone, or a Yamaha keyboard demo?

Edited December 17, 2005 by daileyxplanet

[Lord of The Curry 0]

You not figuring out why is quite a laugh in itself.

 

Starting shitty, pointless thread- Good

 

Being clueless as to why it's shitty- Better

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

KAMALA THE UGANDAN GIANT RELEASING A MUSIC ALBUM IS NOT A SHITTY TOPIC

 

!!!!!

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

The man's promos were grunts and squeals thus the irony of him making a music album creates humor in the situation

[daileyxplanet 0]

Frank is arguing with himself?

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

*slaps belly and bowls*

[Vampiro69 0]

My friends now have their gifts offically picked out. This made my shopping so much easier.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I just stole this and put it on DVD MB Frank, Boo, Astro, Duke.....

[Placebo Effect 0]

I was backstage at an event Kamala was wrestling at.

 

The man applies his make-up while wearing nothing but a pair of purple underwear.

 

That was hot.

[haVoc 0]

And there's your album cover.

[Enigma 0]

Kamala should do a song with Macho Man Randy Savage.

[Dewe 0]

"THE 7 SONGS THAT COULD BE LISTENED TO INCLUDE:

...

 

2. ASHLEY"

 

Isn't that the name of Matt Hardy's new girl?

Matt vs. Kamala next year I guess...

[Guest 1916]

"ASHLEY"

 

The last thing i heard before the site froze up on me during that song was "Just because you're poor...."

[King Kamala 0]

I guess I should make a comment in this thread.

 

 

When I listen to his music, I just imagine Kamala in full make up and what not playing a cheap keyboard and singing, while Harvey Whippleman looks on and cackles about how the record is gonna go platinum and whatnot.

[Guest Duke_The_Dog]

I just sent the money order for this.....