Total Days Holding an SWF Title as of 12/21/05

[Kaertos 0]

The funny part is, I had a premium account for quite a while and offered several times for others to use it to gather said information.

 

It never happened. No love for the Stables Belt.

[Bruce Blank 0]

All this talk of stables

 

shame we've only got one (and it's named after some Mexican Airport/Hair Care/Tire center)

[JJ Johnson 0]

I am, in fact, an Insider, and have been digging through the old boards before. Found nothing related to title histories, but that may partially be the fault of my not looking.

 

 

Also, Ben Hardy's British and Funyon's friggin' huge.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Calvinball, of course, rules both of them.

I don't think anyone could ever argue with that

 

 

I can. Dace Night putting a light tube in Spike's mouth and then punching him = better than you.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Bruce Blank: Too unciviliced for "Nice TV"

 

Wouldn't want it any other way

 

 

Don't steal my gimmick.

[Bruce Blank 0]

PFFFFFFF! You've not even been kicked off a show - how good could you have been at the gimmick? a straight edge 200 pounder who occasionally says "Doodie" on TV - doesn't really compare to Bruce Blank's ultraviolent rampages.

 

I mean you're STILL allowed on Lockdown... what more needs to be said?

 

Oh and in closing

 

Calvinball = A league of it's own concept wise, nothing I've ever seen compares.

 

Damnation in a Box = Conceptually not that innovative, Dace's write up of it = 7 stars (out of 5) but that's rating the writer and not the match stip.

 

*Needs to lobby with Creative to do both matches in the not too distant future*

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

You're not aloud to do a DiaB match.

 

 

And I'm only allowed on Lockdown because I didn't write a shitty promo where I dressed like a luchadore.

[JJ Johnson 0]

For the record, Bruce, you aren't allowed either. I'm certain that's what Spike meant to say.

[Bruce Blank 0]

You're not aloud to do a DiaB match.

 

And I'm only allowed on Lockdown because I didn't write a shitty promo where I dressed like a luchadore.

Nope you just write matches so shitty that we tend to see your opponents matches - maybe you're not "aloud" to win a competitive match?

 

who knows what I will and will not do

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Allowed. Yeah, that was a pretty bad spelling error.

 

 

 

And it’s not that I lose when I write, it’s that I don’t write. Get it right, pastry.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Oh that's even better - lazy AND beligerent, that's an award winning combo isn't it? *thumbs up*

 

and once again - who are you to say what I am and am not doing who knows if DiaB II is in my future or not?

[A Happy Medium 0]

Second from the bottom! Fuck yeah!

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Considering the DiaB match has so much history behind it, you just pulling it out of your ass for your hardcore title would seem to kind of ruin its legacy.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Ah so now you know what I may or may not have in mind or where it'd be "pulled" from?

 

Alrighty then - besides your amazing powers of prediction, what else would YOU have that would prevent such a match to go down at some point in my career?

 

Just wondering since you seem to be so totally sure it'll never happen - you saying that it's inconcievable that I'd be part of a feud where the build up would make it seem okay? the arrogance of som... no strike that, the arrogance of ONE person

 

you crack me up Spikey-pooh A regular comedian

[JJ Johnson 0]

Shut up. Both of you.

 

Spike, Damnation in a Box is a gimmick match. Nothing more, nothing less. Does it have a lot of history? Yes, and it has legendary status due to it being an extraordinarily gory affair in which, should the match resurface, somebody would likely have to die in order to top the original. Does this give you the power or right to stop Blank from participating in it should he so choose? No. It gives you the power to protest, but Blank obviously doesn't care what you think, so give up.

 

Blank, Damnation in a Box is a gimmick match. Nothing more, nothing less. I said this in the Spike rant, but it applies here too. How? It's not worth the time and effort you seemingly revel in spending ticking off Spike. Why? Because it's not amounting to anything. It doesn't make you look smarter, it doesn't make you look better. It makes you look stupid, just like it makes Spike looks stupid, and quite fucking frankly, I'm sure I'm not the only one sick of it.

 

I've tried to ignore both of your childish arguments. Honestly, I have. I would be content to let you be, and just ignore the both of you; however, it's remarkably difficult. Why? Because you take it everywhere*. So in short, Blank, next time Spike tries starting shit, ignore him. Spike, next time you think about trying to start shit, don't. Because guys, I'm not entirely sure I'll be as diplomatic the next time I go off on a tangent. Get over yourselves.

 

Thank you very much for your cooperation.

 

*I realize this is an exaggeration, Blank, so don't try calling me on it. Yes, you're that predictable.

[Toxxic 0]

*applauds J3*

 

However, I'd like to make one addition. Bruce, don't even think of pulling out your "don't take anything this poster says seriously" garbage. It's just a feeble, weak excuse for you to say whatever you want to whoever you want whenever you want, then whine that everyone's being too serious. This IS a community, and sometimes you come over as nothing more than the giggling whiny kid who can't understand why his practical jokes have grown stale. Learn to take responsibility for what you say instead of trying to pass the buck onto everyone else. And we know you CAN do that, because most of your posts ARE reasonable, well thought-out and inoffensive.

 

Alright, two additions: Spike, in case you were thinking of responding to J3 with something mentioning that you're older or have more time in the fed or something like that, save it; it doesn't matter, he's far more mature than you.

 

Finally, if you two still want to slag each other off, for God's sake just use PMs instead of taking up board space.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

JJ is more mature than me? I know.

[Cuban Linx 0]

Despite being around on and off for 4 or so years nearly all my 108 days worth of title reigns were from my first 2 or 3 months in the SWF when i was dual Hardore/Tag champ. I really should get around to winning another of those fancy gold belts one of these days, holding it for longer than a week unlike my US & ICTV title reigns would be nice too.

 

And yay for Johnson doing this, saves my lazy ass from having to bother with it again.