Final And First Impacts of 05/06 Threads

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Well, here we go.

And Last Impact of 05 starts with Bullet Bob!

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...Monty ditched his coat.

 

And Jeff/Monty as a team to start things off.

[Guest Coffey]

THE RETURN OF SHARK BOY!!!

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THE RETURN OF SHARK BOY!!!

 

Always good to end the year with Shark Boy.

 

Even if he's going to be beaten by Jarrett and Monty.

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Jackie Gayda looks about 100x better than when I last saw her.

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Thank GOD they didn't make this a "Lover's Quarrell" like Don West thought.

[Guest Coffey]

All I know is we need to have a moment of silence for Mr. King. After that Pounce, I'm pretty sure his in-ring career is over. Let's hope he takes up Murderball in his new, crippled state.

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Mr. Steak Sauce vs. Spider-Man Villain!

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what's this big news that Mike Tenay just spoke about? I don't want to have to wait till 12:01am and I also don't feel like going through threads and looking.

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what's this big news that Mike Tenay just spoke about? I don't want to have to wait till 12:01am and I also don't feel like going through threads and looking.

 

Check your PM to see the answer.

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Thanks, and responded to. Good idea from a marketing and financial stand point...terrible way of explaining why they're waiting until that time to do so.

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Hey, look it's Roderick Strong about to job!

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1. Joe looks dumb with those streaks in his hair.

2. It looks like his towel is covered with shit.

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1. Joe looks dumb with those streaks in his hair.

 

I'd LOVE to see someone, on camera, try to say that to Joe's face.

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Hahah Rod pretty much no sold the muscle buster.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, for those that wanted Homocide, there he is.

 

With Konnan and Apolo.

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Are they going to do what WCW did with Goldberg to start his career as far as Joe goes? Considering Joe can actually wrestle I would think it would be a pretty good idea.

 

Konnan is apparently the new Savio Vega when it comes to forming stables.

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Well, for those that wanted Homocide, there he is.

 

With Konnan and Apolo.

 

 

Homicide.

 

 

On a related note, HOMICIDE. FUCK YEAH.

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Well, for those that wanted Homocide, there he is.

 

With Konnan and Apolo.

 

 

Homicide.

 

 

On a related note, HOMICIDE. FUCK YEAH.

 

Sorry.

 

That word and Rythm I always have problem with

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are they going to make a Daniels/Styles tag team? That would be a real shame to throw them in a tag team and waste them while guys like Monty Brown and Jeff Hardy(well, before he no showed) continue to lead the top of the mid-card.

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are they going to make a Daniels/Styles tag team? That would be a real shame to throw them in a tag team and waste them while guys like Monty Brown and Jeff Hardy(well, before he no showed) continue to lead the top of the mid-card.

 

Well, at least for the First show of the year they will be.

 

EDIT: Daniels and AJ got lucky, having Gail Kim on them like that.

Edited January 1, 2006 by ChrisMWaters

[Guest Leelee]

1. Joe looks dumb with those streaks in his hair.

 

I'd LOVE to see someone, on camera, try to say that to Joe's face.

 

I'd LOVE to see Test... who's at least half a foot taller... and doesn't have fat covering all his bulging muscles... walk to the ring, SLAP PANTS BIG BOOT, pumphandle slam, and stare at Joe's fallen carcass.

[Guest Coffey]

It don't even matter, Homicide showed up. Best iMPACT! to date. Not really but I do mark for 'Cide.

 

"I gotta pee!"

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1. Joe looks dumb with those streaks in his hair.

 

I'd LOVE to see someone, on camera, try to say that to Joe's face.

 

I'd LOVE to see Test... who's at least half a foot taller... and doesn't have fat covering all his bulging muscles... walk to the ring, SLAP PANTS BIG BOOT, pumphandle slam, and stare at Joe's fallen carcass.

You appear to be lost. I think you want to be here.

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Is there a replay slated for the 8pm show? I missed it.

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Final And First Impacts of 05/06

 

Impact actually comes on at 11pm on 12/31/05 where I live. Fucking eastern time zone bias. THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE SHALL RISE UP, I SAY!!!!

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God damn it Spike. STOP FUCKING WITH THE TIMESLOT!

 

Thankfully I set my TiVo to do the "First Wrestling Match of '06" edition and Monday's replay.

[Guest Bulwark]

Yeesh... That Jackie Gayda promo was one of the worst I have ever heard. "Is this live?"

 

Major props to the fans for keeping the New Years stuff up all night.

 

HOMICIDE!!!!! That was a shock to me. I don't remember reading about the Bullet beatdown in the spoilers, plus I thought he was injured...

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Yeesh... That Jackie Gayda promo was one of the worst I have ever heard. "Is this live?"

 

Jackie = Female Sid Vicious. I wonder if she'll try to fight another woman in real life with a car squeegee, too?

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Yeesh... That Jackie Gayda promo was one of the worst I have ever heard. "Is this live?"

 

Jackie = Female Sid Vicious. I wonder if she'll try to fight another woman in real life with a car squeegee, too?

 

I'd rather she threaten Jarrett with scissors.