kkk NFL pick 'em playoff thread for both leagues

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Wild Card Weekend matchups and spreads.

 

PM picks and your guess as to the final score of each game to me (Example: Washington 21, Tampa 30). Scoring details will be covered in the next post of this thread.

 

First will be the seedings and matchups for TSM, and then the seedings and matchups for the other place:

 

NFL Matchups

 

Washington at Tampa Bay (2.5)

Jacksonville at New England (8.5)

Carolina at N.Y. Giants (2.5)

(2.5) Pittsburgh at Cincinnati

 

TSM Seedings

 

AFC

1) Denver (canadian chris)

2) New England (nl-asshole)

3) Cleveland (sfa jack)

4) Jacksonville (always pissed off)

5) Buffalo (bob barron)

6) San Diego (porter)

 

NFC

1) Atlanta (king of the 909)

2) Philadelphia (the real world's champion)

3) Seattle (c dubya)

4) Detroit (bravesfan)

5) Arizona (cena's writer)

6) New York Giants (cartman -- kkk Bowl II winner)

 

TSM Matchups for Wild Card Weekend:

 

San Diego (Porter 9-7) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 11-5)

Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 10-6)

 

New York Giants (Cartman 9-7) @ Seattle (C Dubya 10-6)

Arizona (Cena's Writer 10-6) @ Detroit (Bravesfan 10-6)

 

The Other Place Seedings

 

AFC:

1) New England (nl-asshole)

2) Cincinatti (slapnuts)

3) Jacksonville (always pissed off)

4) San Diego (porter)

5) Cleveland (sfa jack)

6) Baltimore (dr. tom)

 

NFC:

1) New Orleans (bob barron)

2) Minnesota (kahran ramsus)

3) San Francisco (agent bond)

4) Philadelphia (teke)

5) Arizona (vern gagne)

6) Atlanta (steve joseph)

 

Top two seeds in each conference have a bye.

 

Wild Card Weekend:

 

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 9-7) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 9-7)

Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6 @ San Diego (Porter 9-7)

 

Atlanta (Steve Joseph 9-7) @ San Francisco (Agent Bond 10-6)

Arizona (Vern Gagne 10-6) @ Philadelphia (Teke 10-6)

Edited January 5, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

SCORING:

 

Whoever picks the most correct winners in each match-up advances to the next round.

 

Example:

* Dr. Tom picks Tampa, New England, NY Giants and Cincinnati to win/cover the spread.

* Always Pissed Off picks Tampa, New England, NY Giants and Pittsburgh to win/cover the spread.

* Tampa, New England, Carolina and Cincinnati win (meaning they covered the spread).

* Dr. Tom beats Always Pissed Off 3-2

 

If there is a tie then the first tie-breaker will be whoever was more accurate in picking the total scores for all four separate games.

 

Example:

* Vern Gagne picks Tampa to win 16-10, New England to win 20-10, NY Giants to win 20-3 and Cincinnati to beat the spread 16-17

* Teke picks Tampa to win 20-10, New England to win 17-3, NY Giants to win 10-0 and Cincinnati to win 20-0.

* Tampa wins 21-7, New England wins 30-14, NY Giants wins 3-0 and Cincinnati wins 20-17.

* Vern and Teke are tied at 4 correct picks each and move on to the first tie-breaker.

* Vern had a total of 26 points selected in the Tampa game (16 for Tampa, 10 for Washington), Teke had 30 (20 for Tampa, 10 for Washington). The final score total is 28, so Vern and Teke TIE that game.

* Vern had a total of 30 points selected in the New England game, Teke had 20. The final score total was 44, so Vern wins that game.

* Vern had a total of 23 points selected in the New York game, Teke had 10. The final score total was 3, so Teke wins that game.

* Vern had a total of 33 points selected in the Cincinnati game, Teke had 20. The final score total was 37 so Vern wins that game.

* Vern defeats Teke 2 games to 1 in the first tie-breaker.

 

If there is still a tie after the first tie-breaker, the second tie-breaker will be combining the total points of all four games and seeing who is closest to the total score of all four games – the first tie-breaker had all four games counted separately.

 

The third tie-breaker will be seeing who is closest to every team score.

 

If there is still a tie after the third tie-breaker then I’m going to shoot myself. But before I do I’ll flip a coin to determine the winner -- heads the “road” team wins, tails the “home” team wins.

 

I would like predictions by midnight, Saturday, January 7.

Edited January 4, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

List of people who sent picks for Wild Card Weekend:

 

TSM

 

AFC

3) Cleveland (sfa jack) Picks Received

4) Jacksonville (always pissed off) -- Picks Received, but I need scores

5) Buffalo (bob barron) Picks Received

6) San Diego (porter) Picks Received

 

NFC

3) Seattle (c dubya) Picks Received

4) Detroit (bravesfan)

5) Arizona (Cena's Writer) Pick Received

6) New York Giants (cartman -- kkk Bowl II winner) Picks Received

 

The Other Place

 

AFC:

3) Jacksonville (always pissed off) -- Picks Received, but I need scores

4) San Diego (porter) Picks Received

5) Cleveland (sfa jack) Picks Received

6) Baltimore (dr. tom) -- Picks Received

 

NFC:

3) San Francisco (agent bond) Picks Received

4) Philadelphia (teke) -- Pick Received

5) Arizona (vern gagne) -- Picks Received

6) Atlanta (steve joseph) -- Picks Received

Edited January 7, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[therealworldschampion 0]

TSM Seedings

 

AFC

1) Denver (canadian chris)

2) New England (nl-asshole)

3) Cleveland (sfa jack)

4) Jacksonville (always pissed off)

5) Buffalo (bob barron)

6) San Diego (porter)

 

NFC

1) Atlanta (king of the 909)

2) Philadelphia (teke)

3) Seattle (c dubya)

4) Detroit (bravesfan)

5) Arizona (agent bond)

6) New York Giants (cartman -- kkk Bowl II winner)

 

??

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Fixed. My bad. Teke is Philly for the other place.

[Brett Favre 0]

You also have agentbond's name for Arizona, in the seeding, if it matters.

Edited January 5, 2006 by Cena's Writer

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Christ. I had a bitch of a time putting those posts together, but I thought I got all the gremlins out. Oh well.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Here are the matchups. If a particular matchup won't need to rely on scores (the teams differ on 1 or 3 picks) I didn't post them. As of Friday, 9 a.m., only three more people need to submit picks -- a friendly reminder that the games start on Saturday. You don't want to be this year's nl-asshole, do you?

 

TSM

San Diego (Porter 9-7) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 11-5)

SD: TB/JAX/CAR/PIT

SD SCORES: WAS 20, TB 24/JAX 28, NE 31/ CAR 20, NYG 17/PIT 21, CIN 17

CLE: TB/NE/NYG/PIT

CLE SCORES: WAS 13, TB 20/JAX 14, NE 27/CAR 16, NYG 20/PIT 28, CIN 20

DIFF: JAX/NE, CAR/NYG

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 10-6)

BUF: TB, JAX, CAR, CIN

JAX: WA, JAX, CAR, PIT

DIFF: TB/WA, CIN/PIT -- APO needs to win both because he didn't submit any scores.

 

New York Giants (Cartman 9-7) @ Seattle (C Dubya 10-6)

NYG: WAS/NE/CAR/CIN

SEA: TB/NE/CAR/CIN

DIFF: WAS/TB

 

Arizona (Cena's Writer 10-6) @ Detroit (Bravesfan 10-6)

AZ: WA/NE/NYG/CIN

DET: WA/JAX/CAR/PIT

DIFF NE/JAX, NYG/CAR, CIN/PIT

 

The Other Place

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 9-7) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 9-7)

BAL: WAS/JAX/NYG/PIT

JAX: WAS/JAX/CAR/PIT

DIFF: NYG/CAR

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6 @ San Diego (Porter 9-7)

CLE: TB/NE/NYG/PIT

CLE SCORES: WAS 13, TB 20/JAX 14, NE 27/CAR 16, NYG 20/PIT 28, CIN 20

SD: TB/JAX/CAR/PIT

SD SCORES: WAS 20, TB 24/JAX 28, NE 31/ CAR 20, NYG 17/PIT 21, CIN 17

DIFF: NE/JAX, NYG/CAR

 

Atlanta (Steve Joseph 9-7) @ San Francisco (Agent Bond 10-6)

ATL: WAS/NE/NYG/PIT

SF: TB/NE/CAR/CIN

DIF: WAS/TB, NYG/CAR, PIT/CIN

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 10-6) @ Philadelphia (Teke 10-6)

AZ: WAS/JAX/CAR/CIN

PHI: TB/JAX/CAR/CIN

DIF: WAS/TB

Edited January 7, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Fökai 0]

I don't know what counts. I'm really sorry that I'm late on these picks, but you have to know my dedication: I ran home on a lunch break to get these done. At least I didn't forfeit.

 

Washington at Tampa Bay (2.5)

WAS 31, TB 21

 

Jacksonville at New England (8.5)

NE 21, JAX 14

 

Carolina at N.Y. Giants (2.5)

CAR 28, NYG 24

 

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati

PIT 21, CIN 13

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Deadline has come and gone. You are lucky because I was about to name you this year's nl-asshole. And it looks like a lack of playoff experience has hurt APO -- he didn't submit any scores.

Edited January 7, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Fökai 0]

He's too busy celebrating his victory over at the Bored League.

[Cartman 0]

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

So who wins my matchup?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I don't do the tie-breakers until all the games are played, but from just glancing at the final scores and looking at what you two have put down, it doesn't look good for you.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Results:

 

TSM

 

San Diego (Porter 9-7) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 11-5)

Tie-breakers:

 

SD total points for WAS/TB game = 44

CLE total points for WAS/TB game = 33

Actual Total Score = 27

CLE wins TB for this game

 

SD Score for JAX/NE game = 59

CLE score for JAX/NE game = 41

Actual Total Score = 31

CLE wins TB for this game

 

SD score for CAR/NYG game = 37

CLE score for CAR/NYG game = 36

Actual Score for CAR/NYG game = 23

CLE wins TB for this game

 

SD score for PIT/CIN game = 38

CLE score for PIT/CIN game = 48

Actual score for PIT/CIN game = 48

CLE wins TB for this game

 

CLE wins first TB 4-0

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 10-6)

BUF: TB, JAX, CAR, CIN

JAX: WA, JAX, CAR, PIT

DIFF: TB/WA, CIN/PIT

 

JAX wins 3-1

 

New York Giants (Cartman 9-7) @ Seattle (C Dubya 10-6)

NYG: WAS/NE/CAR/CIN

SEA: TB/NE/CAR/CIN

DIFF: WAS/TB

 

NYG wins 3-2

 

Arizona (Cena's Writer 10-6) @ Detroit (Bravesfan 10-6)

AZ: WA/NE/NYG/CIN

DET: WA/JAX/CAR/PIT

DIFF NE/JAX, NYG/CAR, CIN/PIT

 

DET wins 2-1

 

The Other Place

 

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 9-7) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 9-7)

BAL: WAS/JAX/NYG/PIT

JAX: WAS/JAX/CAR/PIT

DIFF: NYG/CAR

 

JAX wins 2-1

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6 @ San Diego (Porter 9-7)

CLE: TB/NE/NYG/PIT

CLE SCORES: WAS 13, TB 20/JAX 14, NE 27/CAR 16, NYG 20/PIT 28, CIN 20

SD: TB/JAX/CAR/PIT

SD SCORES: WAS 20, TB 24/JAX 28, NE 31/ CAR 20, NYG 17/PIT 21, CIN 17

DIFF: NE/JAX, NYG/CAR

 

CLE wins again -- see TSM tiebreaker

 

Atlanta (Steve Joseph 9-7) @ San Francisco (Agent Bond 10-6)

ATL: WAS/NE/NYG/PIT

SF: TB/NE/CAR/CIN

DIF: WAS/TB, NYG/CAR, PIT/CIN

 

ATL wins 3-2

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 10-6) @ Philadelphia (Teke 10-6)

AZ: WAS/JAX/CAR/CIN

PHI: TB/JAX/CAR/CIN

DIF: WAS/TB

 

AZ wins 2-1

Edited January 9, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

*Walks away like Reggie Miller in his final playoff game, with his head hung in shame*

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Divisional Playoffs:

 

TSM

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ Denver (Canadian Chris)

Cleveland (SFA Jack) @ New England (nl-asshole)

NY Giants (Cartman) @ Atlanta (King of the 909)

Detroit (Bravesfan) @ Philadelphia (Real World's Champion)

 

The Other Place

Cleveland (SFA Jack) @ New England (nl-asshole)

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ Cincinnati (Slapnuts)

Atlanta (Steve Joseph) @ New Orleans (Bob Barron)

Arizona (Vern Gagne) @ Minnesota (Kahran Ramsus)

 

Some Playoff notes:

• Defending TSM champ (Cartman) advances, last year's runner-up (Bob Barron) got eliminated.

• Despite not giving any team scores, APO advances in both leagues.

• For the first time in three seasons, Vern heads to the second round.

• Unlike last year, when he also didn't submit picks in the first round, nl-asshole will be making selections in the divisional round.

Edited January 9, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[nl5xsk1 0]

Deadline has come and gone. You are lucky because I was about to name you this year's nl-asshole.

 

It's not too late for me to be this year's nl-asshole, kkk. Don't go giving my crown away too quickly.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Well it's kinda lame to give the nl-asshole award to the person it's named after. I want to wait until your dead before naming it the nl-asshole award, but I'm sure you'll live much longer than I will, so there's no time like the present to see who will get the award this year.

Edited January 9, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Cartman 0]

Last week, easy.

 

This week, ugh...

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Barron, you're MIINNNEEE!!

[bob_barron 0]

You mean you're actually going to submit picks this week?

[sfaJack 0]

It's not too late for me to be this year's nl-asshole, kkk. Don't go giving my crown away too quickly.

I encourage you to hold onto that crown.

[Guest]

So, the spreads are going to be posted soon? I am eager to do what #1 seeds are supposed to do, and that is to go all the way.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Washington @ Seattle (9.5)

New England @ Denver (3.5)

Pittsburgh @ Indy (9.5)

Carolina @ Chicago (2.5)

 

Boldface means picks were submitted.

 

TSM

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ Denver (Canadian Chris)

Cleveland (SFA Jack) @ New England (nl-asshole)

NY Giants (Cartman) @ Atlanta (King of the 909)

Detroit (Bravesfan) @ Philadelphia (Real World's Champion)

 

The Other Place

Cleveland (SFA Jack) @ New England (nl-asshole)

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ Cincinnati (Slapnuts)

Atlanta (Steve Joseph) @ New Orleans (Bob Barron)

Arizona (Vern Gagne) @ Minnesota (Kahran Ramsus)

 

Matchups

 

TSM

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ Denver (Canadian Chris)

JAX: SEA/DEN/IND/CAR

DEN: SEA/DEN/IND/CHI

DIFF: CAR/CHI

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack) @ New England (nl-asshole)

CLE: SEA/NE/IND/CHI

NE: SEA/NE/IND/CAR

DIFF: CHI/CAR

 

NY Giants (Cartman) @ Atlanta (King of the 909)

NYG: WAS/NE/IND/CHI

ATL: WAS/NE/PIT/CAR

DIFF: IND/PIT, CHI/CAR

SCORES

NYG: WAS 17, SEA 23/ NE 27, DEN 21/ PIT 27, IND 38/ CAR 9, CHI 17

ATL: WAS 17, SEA 23/ NE 23, DEN 26/ PIT 17, IND 21/ CAR 16, CHI 13

 

Detroit (Bravesfan) @ Philadelphia (Real World's Champion)

DET: WAS/NE/IND/CAR

PHI: SEA/DEN/IND/CAR

DIFF: WAS/SEA, NE/DEN

SCORES

DET: WAS 21, SEA 27/ NE 21, DEN 17/ PIT 10, IND 28/ CAR 17, CHI 10

PHI: WAS 10, SEA 40/ NE 24, DEN 28/ PIT 14, IND 38/ CAR 17, CHI 9

 

The Other Place

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack) @ New England (nl-asshole)

CLE: SEA/NE/IND/CHI

NE: SEA/NE/IND/CAR

DIFF: CHI/CAR

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ Cincinnati (Slapnuts)

JAX: SEA/DEN/IND/CAR

CIN: SEA/DEN/IND/CAR (EP)

DIFF: Jax submitted TB scores (I'm too lazy to post them), so he wins.

 

Atlanta (Steve Joseph) @ New Orleans (Bob Barron)

ATL: SEA/NE/PIT/CAR (EP)

NO: SEA/NE/PIT/CAR

DIFF: NO submitted TB scores (I'm too lazy to post them), so he wins

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne) @ Minnesota (Kahran Ramsus)

AZ: WAS/NE/IND/CAR

MIN: SEA/NE/IND/CHI

DIFF: WAS/SEA, CAR/CHI

SCORES

AZ: WAS 13, SEA 20/ NE 26, DEN 24/ PIT 17, IND 28/ CAR 14, CHI 10

MIN: WAS 10, SEA 38/ NE 24, DEN 21/ PIT 20, IND 42/ CAR 6, CHI 17

[Vern Gagne 0]

For the first time in three seasons, Vern heads to the second round.

 

Sweet.

 

 

Washington @ Seattle (9.5)

New England @ Denver (3.5)

Pittsburgh @ Indy (9.5)

Carolina @ Chicago (2.5)

 

Seattle 20

Washington 13

 

New England 26

Denver 24

 

Indianapolis 28

Pittsburgh 17

 

Carolina 14

Chicago 10

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I'd rather if you PM me your picks for postseason play, but if you want to make them public, go ahead.

[Vern Gagne 0]

You don't tell me that before, hippie?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

You've been in the playoffs for three years, I thought you knew that by now. You PM'd me your wild card picks.

 

Oh, yeah, and I also said in my first post:

 

PM picks and your guess as to the final score of each game to me (Example: Washington 21, Tampa 30). Scoring details will be covered in the next post of this thread.

[nl5xsk1 0]

It's not too late for me to be this year's nl-asshole, kkk. Don't go giving my crown away too quickly.

I encourage you to hold onto that crown.

 

Sorry, sfa, I'd already submitted my picks before you posted this.

 

Watch, I'll win this week and space my picks next week, so I will be the nl-asshole again but it'll be too little, too late to help you.