kkk NFL pick 'em playoff thread for both leagues

[bob_barron 0]

Wow, even Bob is calling me an asshole now. Of course, it's not like Bob's in the running for any "most popular poster" awards, so maybe him calling me names will make me more likable amonst the TSM masses.

 

And if kkk was going to be fixing the results, wouldn't I have been eliminated long before the Super Bowl?

 

You should star in the sequel to Cinderella Man.

 

Cinderella Niskie!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Oh, and I'll be giving out point spreads,among other things, next week. But for now, let's start the media overload that takes place during this time:

 

"Nl-5, why are you so disliked?"

 

"Bob, how many times have you seen 'Bareback Mountain'?"

 

"King of the 909, how's it feel to represent your race so proudly at kkk Bowl III?"

[bob_barron 0]

0, seeing it either Friday or Saturday

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

"Are you going with your boyfriend?"

[bob_barron 0]

I don't have a boyfriend, and I am going alone.

 

Wow, kkk media day is intense!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Seeing how you were in kkk Bowl II, you should be used to the spotlight.

 

"So, will you be getting any popcorn or Sour Patch Kids? Seeing how the movie is about gay cowboys, I hope you will be getting enough napkins from the concession area to clean up your ... spills."

[nl5xsk1 0]

Barron, I see that you and I are the only two registered posters in this thread ... we shouldn't talk, the conspiracy theorists will be up in arms, thinking we're conspiring for something.

 

On an unrelated note, look, there's a pile of money right there. That must have fallen out of your pocket. Why don't you keep it? Hopefully <wink, wink> it doesn't force you to forget to make your picks in time for the game.

 

EDIT: I typo'ed games instead of just the singular 'game' ... as if there's more than one SB.

EDIT, pt 2: Kot909 jumped in while I was typing and fixing my fuck-up.

 

Joke's dead & buried (keep the money anyways)

 

EDIT, pt 3: Kot909, if you'd rather take the bribe, the $$ is yours.

[Guest]

"King of the 909, how's it feel to represent your race so proudly at kkk Bowl III?"

It's pretty nice, seeing as there aren't many more noblemen in this world today. It'd be nice to see more dictators take control of the team and make them go all the way to the big game.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Might as well get this over with now; PM me the following information by midnight Sunday Feb. 5:

 

Seattle vs. Shittsburgh (3.5)

Total Yardage gained by Seahawks

Total Yardage gained by Steelers

 

RECEIVED PICKS/STATS:

nl-asshole

Kingofthe909

 

 

Hurry your ass up, Bob.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Here are the end-of-season stats for the regular season:

 

PF Totals

1- Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 135

2- Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 134

3- New England Patriots (Nl5) 130

4- Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 129

5t- Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 128

5t-Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 128

6t-Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 126

7t- Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 124

7t-New York Jets (Gert T) 124

7t-Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 124

7t-Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 124

8t-Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 123

8t-San Diego Chargers (Porter) 123

9t- Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 122

9t-Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 122

10t- Houston Texans (Bored) 121

10t- Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 121

10t- Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 121

10t- St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 121

11- Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 119

12- Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 118

13t- Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 117

13t- San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 117

14- New York Giants (Cartman) 116

15- Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 115

16t- New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 114

16t- Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 114

17- Oakland Raiders (Banky) 110

18- Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 109

19- Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 107

20t- Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 106

20t- Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 106

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

PA Totals

1- Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 138

2- New England Patriots (Nl5) 132

3- Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 131

4- Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 130

5- Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 129

5- Washington Redskins 129

6- Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 128

7- Houston Texans (Bored) 126

8- New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 125

9- Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 124

10t- New York Jets (Gert T) 123

10t- Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 123

11- Oakland Raiders (Banky) 122

12t- Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 121

12t- Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 121

13t- Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 120

13t- St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 120

14t- Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 119

14t- San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 119

15t- Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 118

15t- Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 118

15t- Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 118

15t- Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 118

15t- New York Giants (Cartman) 118

16- Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 116

17t- Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 115

17t- Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 115

18- Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 114

19t- Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 113

19t- Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 113

20- San Diego Chargers (Porter) 108

21- Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 104

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Power Rankings (PF-PA)

 

1- Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) +17

2- Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) +16

3t- Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) +15

3t- San Diego Chargers (Porter) +15

4- Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) +10

4t- Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) +10

5- Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) +8

6- Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) +6

7t- Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) +5

7t- Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) +5

7t- Washington Redskins (Human Fly) +5

8t- Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) +2

8t- Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) +2

9t- Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) +1

9t- New York Jets (Gert T) +1

9t- St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) +1

10- Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 0

11- Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) -1

12t- New England Patriots (Nl5) -2

12t- New York Giants (Cartman) -2

12t- San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) -2

13- Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) -3

14- Houston Texans (Bored) -5

15- Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) -6

16- Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) -7

17t- Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) -9

17t- New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) -9

17t- Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) -9

18- Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) -10

19t- Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) -12

19t- Oakland Raiders (Banky) -12

20- Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) -15

[Guest]

Ha. Middle of the line in everything.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Does this mean I'm the Bears of this league? I have a great defense, a middling offense and got eliminated in the first playoff game!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

The PA is more like a "strength of schedule" than "defense."

 

And you got eliminated in the Wild Card. The Bears at least didn't lose their division.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Well, Bob finally got around to giving me his picks:

 

 

nl-asshole: Steelers, 30, 384 yards; Seahawks, 24, 419 yards.

 

Kingofthe909: Steelers 17, 290 yards; Seahawks, 20, 345 yards.

 

bob_barron: Steelers 27, 308 yards; Seahawks 20, 274 yards.

 

 

Good luck to everybody, but especially to 909 and bob.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

At least I lost the division title to the #2 ranked team in the power rankings.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Final Results:

 

kkk Bowl Winner at the other place

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bob_barron via TB 47-54 (final combined score was 31)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, yeah, nl-asshole won TSM's kkk Bowl III.

[bob_barron 0]

I did it for the people of New Orleans!

 

CHOCOLATE CITY HAS ITS CHAMPIONSHIP!~

[Guest]

That's not the only thing I lost. I have to wear my dad's Steeler hardhat to class all week. Shit.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

CHOCOLATE CITY HAS ITS CHAMPIONSHIP!~

 

Won by the whitest person this side of Black Lushus.

[nl5xsk1 0]

 

The fans of New England are estatic to have another championship to celebrate. And it is one that is even more exciting than that 'meh' World Series win by the Sox a few years ago; I mean, the kkk championship is one for the ages.

 

For folks in the area, there will be a rolling ralley throughout downtown Boston this afternoon, but none of that stupid duck boat crap. nl-asshole & his SB champion Patriots wouldn't be caught dead in one of those.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

*sigh* I guess it needs to be done since he did win it all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

It's been long enough; a mod can un-pin this thread now.

 

Thanks to all for participating, a few notes for next year:

 

If you already claimed your team for next year, I will PM you at the start of the preseason to get your EPs. This is so I don't shortchange someone who may not check into TSM every day during the summer; giving a month to submit EPs is more than fair, imo. As it stands now, here is how the league will look next season. If you're interested now in claiming an open team and didn't have a team this year at TSM or the other place PM me.

 

AFC EAST

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron)

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff)

New England Patriots (Nl-asshole)

New York Jets (Gert T)

 

AFC NORTH

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom)

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke)

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack)

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus)

 

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans (Bored)

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle)

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off)

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx)

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris)

Kansas City Chiefs

Oakland Raiders

San Diego Chargers (Porter)

 

NFC EAST

Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic)

New York Giants (Cartman)

Philadelphia Eagles: (The Real World's Champion)

Washington Redskins (Human Fly)

 

NFC NORTH

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion)

Detroit Lions (Bravesfan)

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X)

Minnesota Vikings

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (King of the 909)

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle)

New Orleans Saints (Cena's Writer)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger)

 

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne, or whatever he calls himself now)

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34)

Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04)

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist)

[nl5xsk1 0]

Hey, as always, thanks for doing this, kkk.