The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2006 http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2006 trying to pimp his book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2006 Chuck once used his book to kill a man for littering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted January 10, 2006 God, can someone come up with a fact that ties in Chuck and shilling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2006 trying to pimp his book. Dear TSM, Carnival states the obvious. Yours truly, nl5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2006 I got more of a laugh out of his twisting the facts into a shill for his book than I did from (most of) the facts themselves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2006 Chuck Norris hotwired a car with his eyes? I think I'll buy his novel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck Norris once was on a TV show called "Walker Texas Ranger". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2006 I like that Chuck will autograph anything you buy from his site for only 100 dollars extra! One hundred fucking dollars for the autograph of Walker, Texas Ranger. Somebody is really overestimating his worth. And bless him for it. His "Farewell letter" dedicated to the end of Walker is classic. Chuck Norris: Funny even when he's not trying to be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2006 Chuck originally had a tour of all the lame talk shows to shill his autobiography, but his sales method was to roundhouse kick everyone in the audience until they bought a copy, so they had to cancel it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2006 Norris's book would be the perfect opprotunity for Conan to get him back on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2006 Chuck Norris once was on a TV show called "Walker Texas Ranger". This might be the best one yet, God knows how. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2006 Chuck actually has already written several autobiographies under various pseudonyms. Bible Torah Bhagavad Gita Koran Tao De Ching The Analects of Confucius Book of Mormon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Psycho_Freak Report post Posted January 18, 2006 Chuck Norris hotwired a car with his eyes? I think I'll buy his novel. Im just waiting for the chuck norris videogame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2006 Chuck Norris Fact: The Chuck Norris facts aren't funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Psycho_Freak Report post Posted January 20, 2006 I Thought they Were Pretty Funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boobie Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Chuck Fact: http://norrishima.ytmnd.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2006 The whole thing would have been funnier with Steven Seagal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2006 The Torah encourages you to look inside, while the others say to search inside of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2006 http://youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norris-on-the-T...=chuck%20norris Chuck on the Tony Danza show, not the best quality though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
