OAO RAW Thread - Jan/23rd/06

[skullman80 0]

That was a terrible promo to start Raw...

 

Here is hoping that Kane/Carlito can be passable.

[naiwf 0]

I'd like to see Edge pick either Kane or Big Show only to have them turn on him.

[Hawk 34 0]

Is anyone else getting choppy audio and frozen visuals every 5 seconds since Kane came out?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Did the ENTIRE crowd leave? Nachos must've just come out from under the heat lamp or something.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Kane: NACHOS?

 

*Kane leaves ring*

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Is anyone else getting choppy audio and frozen visuals every 5 seconds since Kane came out?

No, that's actually how Carlito is moving in this match.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I liked how Carlito looked left and right for Kane's location.

 

LUNG BLOWER by Carlito.

[Guest OKCoyote]

Cena's partner will be RVD...

 

No, it won't. They wouldn't do that, just because we'd want to see that.

 

Of course, the last time I said the previous sentence, Edge won the title... so who knows?

[razazteca 0]

I miss the days when Joey Styles called the moves...

[Gary Floyd 0]

That reminds me, I haven't had nachos in a while.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...I wonder...

 

For the Royal Rumble match, will we be getting a Styles/Tazz Team?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I miss the days when Joey Styles called the moves...

 

Can't have that. That's not the WWE style. If you're not screaming "Bah Gawd" or "Puppies!" every 5 seconds you're not a real WWE announcer.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

HHH is going to be the partner.

[slimm44 0]

Wouldn't it be amazing if Cena's partner turned out to be Hogan?

[Hawk 34 0]

Is anyone else getting a Savage vibe watching Edge whore out Lita?

 

The deep whisper voice and everything.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I'd like to see Edge pick either Kane or Big Show only to have them turn on him.

 

Possible cookie for you. We'll have to see how this turns out though.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Or not.

 

My God, we're only half an hour into this shitfest?

[Guest OKCoyote]

I'd like to see Edge pick either Kane or Big Show only to have them turn on him.

 

Possible cookie for you. We'll have to see how this turns out though.

 

"No, there's no deal. But thanks for the warmup."

[Gary Floyd 0]

Goddamnit, enough if the Truth.org commercials.

[razazteca 0]

I miss the days when Joey Styles called the moves...

 

Can't have that. That's not the WWE style. If you're not screaming "Bah Gawd" or "Puppies!" every 5 seconds you're not a real WWE announcer.

I would settle for Joey yelling "CARLITO BACKBREAKER!!!!!" or "SENTON CON HILO!" or "OH MY GOD" or "CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Or not.

 

My God, we're only half an hour into this shitfest?

 

Good Lord this has been a long half hour. Might have to watch How I Met Your Mother (DVR still rocks) just out of sheer boredom.

[naiwf 0]

Or not.

 

My God, we're only half an hour into this shitfest?

 

Just wait until Masters gets 10-15 minutes to showcase the perfect bald spot, and Mama Benjamin gets her TV time.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

This will still end up being Cena/Show vs. Edge/HHH

 

either that...OR...

 

Cena/Flair vs. Edge/Show

[Hawk 34 0]

So what heel comes out with the Seahawks jersey tonight?

[razazteca 0]

Is Russo back?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I'd like to see Edge pick either Kane or Big Show only to have them turn on him.

 

Possible cookie for you. We'll have to see how this turns out though.

 

"No, there's no deal. But thanks for the warmup."

 

Then Lita calls her lawyers and sues Show for sexual harrassment. I then turn off my TV, crawl into my shower, and cry myself to sleep.

[naiwf 0]

So what heel comes out with the Seahawks jersey tonight?

 

That would have been Cena if he was still trying to be "edgy". I like how the Panthers don't seem all that put off by blowing a chance to go to the Super Bowl.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, attempt 1 fails.

 

Next possible choice?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Show: I would love to be your partner tonight, but they just got nachos up at concessions!

[Ultimo Dugas 0]

Yes, the Panthers should be in the front row crying at RAW.