Adam 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 Hoff: I like boxes. I hate old people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 You know what? I do stand by it. Boxes are innocuous. Old people smell like pee. Boxes are the clear winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 What about boxes in allyways, they smell like pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 What about a box full of old people? Would that be your least favorite kind of box? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I bet loads of old people work at box factories. The smell must be passed onto the boxes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I like the smell of cardboard, usually. Â I also enjoy the smell of gas, skunk, and cigarettes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years: textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them? Guide: No. Milhouse: Will they ever? Guide: No, we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions? Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, Sir? Guide: Well, we don't assemble them here -- that's done in Flint, Michigan. Bart: Have any of the workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? Guide: No... Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody? Guide: No, that has never happened. Bart: Any popped eyeballs? Guide: I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of; we just make boxes here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted January 29, 2006 What about a box full of old people? Would that be your least favorite kind of box? Â Coffins? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Box Report post Posted January 29, 2006 Hi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 Hey box, we've got a debate going on here: Do you smell like old people's piss or ever hold old people? And what is it about you that Hoff really likes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 30, 2006 I think the box can read through the read by itself, thank you very much. No need to ask it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 Which one is you in the sig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 I love the smell of a new box. I always make sure to get close and breath in the contents right after delivery. Â Why do I hear sirens outside? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 So, I take it Hoff will kill himself when he becomes an old man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 We can only hope, or else he might have to post about how he hates himself. Hoff's a lifer, he'll still be doing this when he starts getting checks from his private social security provider (if you think it'll still be government-funded by then, you're retarded). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 I like box Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 love and Kotz are both right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
