The Ill One 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 The Insane Luchador, Andrew Rickmen, briskly walks through the chaotic backstage maze of the Rose Garden. SWF crew employees scramble about their business while Luchador has to fight against the current in an impatient manner. He had forgotten how overwhelming the musky, lingering arena scent can be and the numerous workers that run about like cockroaches scattering from light. He slows down as he sees a gold nameplate on the door that reads “Joseph Peters.” He gives two brief knocks on the door and gets a grunt in reply. He takes a deep breath and releases a heavy sigh as he opens the door. “Insane Luchador!” Peters says as he stands up in feigned joy. IL stands in the doorway, motionless, as Joseph waves him in. “Oh come on in, I won’t bite.” He slowly walks in and shuts the door behind him. He approaches Peters and stands next to the chair in front of the boss’ desk. He looks down at the chair and then back up in Peters hoping to signal to keep it brief. Peters sits back down and leans back in his plush leather swivel chair. “What brings you here?” “You scheduled me for an appointment,” Luchador says. Peters glances down at his cluttered desk and his hand swipes across to send papers everywhere. He looks down at the calendar buried underneath the mundane paperwork and he looks back up. “I’m sorry. I don’t have you penciled in…” “My name isn’t Insane Luchador,” IL says in disbelief as he hovers over the calendar, “I am Andrew Rickmen.” He points down to his name that’s even circled in red. Joseph slowly looks up in embarrassment. “I’m sorry, so you are. We haven’t met before…” His voice trails off. “So can I call you Andy?” “No.” “Alright, well, how’s the return been?” “Fine, but why the hell does everyone think I’m dead?” He asks. Peters blushes and he shuffles around papers uncomfortably. “Wow, those crazy tabloids, you know? Anyway, I called you in here to see what your plans are?” He shrugs. “Okay, well, I know you’ve just expressed an interest in the Ultraviolent Division,” Joseph says. “Blank,” IL snaps. Peters is taken aback from his reaction and pauses. “What is?” Insane Luchador slowly blinks his eyes and grunts, “Bruce Blank.” Peters is still lost. “Okay, what about him?” “I want a shot at Bruce Blank!” “Oh, the Ultraviolent Title? Well Ghost Machine 2.0 could win it, you know, don’t count that mystery machine out,” Peters says with a fake laugh. “No, I want a shot at Bruce Blank!” Insane Luchador raises his voice in a prelude to a tirade. “Well his comments were pretty harsh on Aftershox,” Peters in mutters reference to Bruce’s throwaway comments towards IL. IL doesn’t pay any attention and he props his arms on Peters’ desk before leaning in. “I want to see Bruce Blank bleed, okay? I want to see him hit the canvas just to twitch in agony. I want to see his mangled body in a pool of his own blood, I want to see that desperate crawl in a futile escape, and I want him know the true meaning of Ultraviolence,” he growls. Peters slightly gulps and nervously laughs. “Fair enough… but the man did just have a chunk of his ear blown right off, incredible ratings.” Insane Luchador stares right into Peters’ eyes as a smile slowly creeps up on his face. “No, that’s not what I need either, because he won’t find salvation in a bomb on a timer.” “That’s what you call salvation?” Peters asks in disbelief. He pauses and awkwardly asks, “So a resurrection angle isn’t your interest?” A growl. Joseph quickly nods. “Fair enough, uh, I’ll look into that, uh, kill Bruce Blank thing. Oh yeah, my secretary left you a post-it note…” He hands it over to Luchador. He glances down at it- If you still go out for Black Mists with Flesher then say hello for me. Joseph Peters chuckles. “I think she’s just trying to get a feel for the whole roster, you know, build some working relationships?” Insane Luchador glances up with a smirk and turns around to walk over to the door. He grabs the handle and pauses to turn and say, “Nice to meet you.” “Same,” Peters yells out as IL slams the door shut. “Wow, ca-razy… that can bring in some serious ratings,” he mumbles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Good promo, man. IL SMASH! And Joe is a cuckold. Were he married to his secretary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 Joseph quickly nods. “Fair enough, uh, I’ll look into that, uh, kill Bruce Blank thing.Line of the promo right there and awesome stuff - glad you put in a contingency in case I lose to GM doesn't hurt that Blank is a real asshole and can easily cause this level of dislike, I've done my job right *thumbs up* and yes this was on my list of "Dream Angles" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 You know, eventually with how everyone is lining up to kill Blank.... he's gonna have a long list of people that caused him severe amounts of pain whether they beat him or not. IL/Janus/Akira vs Bruce. Just for the violence factor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2006 he's gonna have a long list of people that caused him severe amounts of pain whether they beat him or not.and then again he'll have a long list of people HE has caused severe amounts of pain whether he beat them or not Of course being the lone wolf he'll come up short in most number games Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
