BX Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Fool. W.. I mean they masturbate whilest choking themselves to get off.
Darthtiki Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Must be a member of the Michael Hutchence fan club
Sandman9000 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 As long as Barber doesn't breed, I could care less what he does.
Art Sandusky Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 More XPW fans should knock on death's door in the name of getting off.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Living with a girl is awesome.
Nighthawk Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Read nothing into it, but nothing a girl can do to you can begin to touch an asphyxiated orgasm. Unless a girl asphyxiated you.
Art Sandusky Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I couldn't possibly continue this.
Nighthawk Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 D'ora in poi questo sara' il mio mantra quando mi viene la tentazione di non andare in ufficio per non doverli avere intorno...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Milky's hitting the dex.
Nighthawk Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 My multilayered cultural references are not always drug related.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I only speak high school-level french, but I know curse words in about 5 languages.
Nighthawk Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 For the record, that was Italian. Â Spoon did call me. Was dissapointed that I was pretty much sober. I will alert him the next time I experiment with the Devil's Syrup.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 You really need to dabble in research chemicals, Milky. Chances are you'd find them accidentally from kids slinging X. Stuff like 5MeO-DIPT would be right up your alley. It's the single most outrageous shit I've ever ingested. Tastes like pure poison, and makes you act like they do on drug commercials and after school specials. Minus the addiction potential. Â I've told the dish-breaking anecdote on here before someplace.
Art Sandusky Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I feel we should take a bow after our little run in the folder tonight.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 The fuck was the Italian about, anyway? Explain a reference for once.
Art Sandusky Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Man, he told me what it was, but I forgot. Somethin' like a movie called Cannibal Holocaust.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Quoth piece of crap babelfish: "Of hour in then this sara' mine mantra when the temptation comes me not to go in office in order not to around have them to have"
haws bah gawd Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I have a friend who is 24, a virgin, and says he has only masturbated 4 times in his life. He either has the greatest will power known to man, or is a fucking liar.
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