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I do not masturbate;

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I only speak high school-level french, but I know curse words in about 5 languages.

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For the record, that was Italian.

 

Spoon did call me. Was dissapointed that I was pretty much sober. I will alert him the next time I experiment with the Devil's Syrup.

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You really need to dabble in research chemicals, Milky. Chances are you'd find them accidentally from kids slinging X. Stuff like 5MeO-DIPT would be right up your alley. It's the single most outrageous shit I've ever ingested. Tastes like pure poison, and makes you act like they do on drug commercials and after school specials. Minus the addiction potential.

 

I've told the dish-breaking anecdote on here before someplace.

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The fuck was the Italian about, anyway? Explain a reference for once.

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Quoth piece of crap babelfish: "Of hour in then this sara' mine mantra when the temptation comes me not to go in office in order not to around have them to have"

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I have a friend who is 24, a virgin, and says he has only masturbated 4 times in his life. He either has the greatest will power known to man, or is a fucking liar.

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