Joey Styles is terrible!

[Guest Andrew J.]

Wow, you're fucking stupid.

 

I'm not the one that fell for Cruise's distraction.

[The Czech Republic]

He has a valid point that the 3-man booth is too crowded, but why should anyone care what the PBP man from WCW Sunday {Pro} Wrestling has to say?

 

Oddly, the Schiavone/Heenan/Tenay booth was great at times.

[MillenniumMan831]

The Schiavone/Heenan/Rhodes team was the most entertaining 3-man announce team I can think of.

 

I sometimes wonder how Scott Hudson would fit in instead of Styles. I think VKM would despise him even more for some reason . . . GOODNIGHT! But seriously, I do wish Hudson would land some sort of gig w/ TNA if not WWE despite his day job doing something that I forget . . . I'm sure it's more important than hawking the latest WWE Raw Magazine though.

[The Czech Republic]

He works in the Georgia Capitol, I believe.

[Si82]

As for Styles shilling things and putting over people like Ashley Massaro, what do you expect, for him to say how crappy she is?

 

"OH MY GOD!! She wrestles like Jackie Gayda's long lost sister!!"

 

Classic.

[Guest treecelightning]

Whatever else he's doing, Cruise is living in the past.

 

JR used to be one of the best pbp anouncers in the business. He hasn't been for a while though. Joey Styles is immensely better then what we'd been seeing from JR before his departure from the booth.

 

One of the biggest disappointments for me from the Royal Rumble was getting Cole/King instead of Tazz/Styles for the anounce during the actual Rumble. If you want to discuss stale bits, then you need to start with King and his "PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!".

 

To rip off Stevie Ray: "Fucker's gots to go!"

[Silence]

To paraphrase Stevie Ray: "Fucker's gots to go!"

 

Edited for accuracy.

[BruiserKC]

Chris Cruise...I almost forgot he ever had a wrestling job.

 

I love how he rips Styles for drooling over the Candice Michelle ad, yet he probably loves when Lawler talks about "Puppies" constantly.