Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Manowar bass player, Joey Demaio, made a startling announcement on Monday, stating that a member of the metal brotherhood, lead vocalist Eric Adams, had commited suicide early Saturday morning when he found out that he had a friend who is not into metal. Pinned to his leather jacket was this suicide note: "Hail to thee my metal brethren! If you are reading this, I have ridden my Harley to the big titty bar in the sky. For I had done a terrible thing. I had a friend who was not into heavy metal and in doing so, I have failed all that is Manowar. Frank seemed nice enough, but let this just be a lesson: wimps and posers can be well disguised as cool metal dudes. Learn from my lesson and ostracize everyone you know until they are into heavy metal and worthy of your friendship. You never know who might be a wimp and poser in disguise! Keep drinking and fucking! Long live Heavy Metal!!!" When asked about Manowar's future, Karl Logan was confident. "There's not one vocalist on this planet who wouldn't get on they're hands and knees and beg to be in this band. We are the greatest band on the planet and death to false metal." When asked about how they could possibly be serious because they really are the cheesiest metal band on the planet and are only famous in Germany, a country who loves Kylie Minogue and David Hasselhoff, Joey Demaio replied, "Death to thee metal poser!!! All other bands play, Manowar kill!!!" When asked if killing was wrong, Joey replied, "shut up." http://happydead.com/loadedg/viewtopic.php?t=2879 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 LOL @ metal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 LOL @ metal You started it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2006 Now that is metal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Hilarity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zarock Report post Posted February 12, 2006 That is so fucking awesome. All of it. Seriously. edit: I just wanna say that I really, really hope they play "Bridge of Death" at his funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crimson Idol Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Oh ManOWaR! Born to live forever more The right to conquer every shore Hold your ground and give no more.. death to all who oppose manowar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 Myspace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2006 add this to wikipedia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 Even though he's a buddy of Baron and mine, there's a reason he doesn't post here, and neither of us can defend him. Also, the better Manowar line would have been to somehow equate "The gods made heavy metal, it's never gonna die" into the post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 add this to wikipedia Wikipedia is staffed by insane liberalists and pedophiles. I don't deal with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 Finally some GOOD news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2006 Hilarious, but if only it were real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
