Songs That Have Never Been Done Right...

[Red Baron]

Eric Clapton version of Knockin on Heaven door blows, and his attempt to cover I Shot The Shariff as well.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I liked his version of I Shot The Sherriff, but then again, I thought until I was 15 that it was HIS song, so I've only really been exposed to his version.

 

And yes, Clapton's "Knockin' On Heavens Door" is pretty bad.

[The Czech Republic]

I object to you using Regina Spektor, because I like her, and you're devaluing her with your Banky-related petulance.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I object to you using Regina Spektor, because I like her, and you're devaluing her with your Banky-related petulance.

 

You can't fucking be serious.

[The Czech Republic]

What? "Chemo Limo" kicks ass.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

What? "Chemo Limo" kicks ass.

 

Oh, I realize that. I love Regina Spektor, which is why I put her in my sig. I'm just shocked that you guys care so fucking much.

 

I guess the only way to avoid conflict is to just not say anything, have nothing in my sig, and that's it.

 

Fuck, you guys are unbearable.

[The Czech Republic]

Wait, who are you? You've been here since May '02 and I don't remember you

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Wait, who are you? You've been here since May '02 and I don't remember you

 

I used to be called "What?"

 

Yeah.

[Nighthawk]

Who?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

What does it matter?

[Red Baron]

Do you play second base?

[Slayer]

I see what your problem is... you're confused by their names, because they all sound like questions.

[Nighthawk]

Why?

[Red Baron]

Elton John version of the Pinball Wizard isn't that good.