Cowboy Bob Orton Fired From WWE

[Enigma 0]

WWE.Com

 

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of "Cowboy" Bob Orton. We wish him the best in all future endeavors.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Damn. He had a huge future ahead of him, too.

[2GOLD 0]

Shoulda sent his son with him.

[Foshi 0]

The 2nd and 3rd posts here are basically the exact reactions my friend and I had. That he has no future endeavors and that I hope Randy's next.

[Guest Fook]

They should have had Randy RKO him.

[NYU 0]

I said that already in the "Comments that Don't Deserve a Thread" thread.

 

Try again, Fook.

[Rob Anybody 0]

That'll teach the bastard to have hepatitis.

[Guest Princess Leena]

O/U 30 on how many more "Randy should have went too!!!!" connotations in this thread.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

He should have taken Nova with him, just to be different.

[Fökai 0]

...and Johnny Ace's ass is safe.

[jester 0]

That'll teach the bastard to have hepatitis.

 

What we need is someone to teach him to have children.

[randomguy 0]

Damn the WWE for letting old dudes hold down the new talent...

 

In all seriousness who cares? He added nothing to anything. This is good for Orton fans in that Orton won't look like a sissy having his aging pops bail him out all the time.

[2GOLD 0]

O/U 30 on how many more "Randy should have went too!!!!" connotations in this thread.

 

For once I wanted to be first with the stupid "Randy should have been fired" comment. Finally, I got to.

No one can take that away from me..except a mod. Dammit, there is always a flaw.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

That'll teach the bastard to have hepatitis.

 

What we need is someone to teach him to have children that have wrestling talent and charisma.

 

Edited for accuracy

[Rob Anybody 0]

That'll teach the bastard to have hepatitis.

 

What we need is someone to teach him to have children that have wrestling talent and charisma.

 

Edited for accuracy

 

I think he said it in the sense of "someone needs to ruin his life for having Randy as a son", not "someone needs to tell him how to impregnate a woman".

 

Yes, I know having Randy as a son is bad enough already.

[Downhome 0]

I said that already in the "Comments that Don't Deserve a Thread" thread.

 

Try again, Fook.

 

And I said it the second Randy Orton started his "Legend Killer" gimmick.

 

Just once I'd like to go to WWE.com and see them post something like:

 

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of _______________. And fuck em, we're better off without em.

[cabbageboy 0]

I think this is actually a bad move. To me, what little heat Randy had was a residual of his dad doing run ins and cheating for him. Now what do you have? Randy Orton out there doing headlocks for 20 mins. before hitting an RKO.

[Guest Fook]

I think this is actually a bad move. To me, what little heat Randy had was a residual of his dad doing run ins and cheating for him. Now what do you have? Randy Orton out there doing headlocks for 20 mins. before hitting an RKO.

 

And his claiming that Eddie's in hell. Can't forget that.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Wrong Orton.

[jester 0]

I think he said it in the sense of "someone needs to ruin his life for having Randy as a son", not "someone needs to tell him how to impregnate a woman".

 

Yes, I know having Randy as a son is bad enough already.

 

Bingo.

[AndrewTS 0]

I didn't even know he was under contract.

 

They should just have Randy use his gimmick. It'd be about a 10fold improvement over Blandy Orton, Master of 1001 Rest Holds.

[Gert T 0]

At least he and Juventud can still travel together.

[Guest Randy Orton's Theme Music]

Hey!

 

Hey!

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

Take what's mine

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine.

I'm gonna take what's mine

 

You're gonna burn in my light

 

They try so hard to follow

But no one can

Inside you're all so hollow

You understand

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

While you're burning inside my light

 

I gave and you take and I waited for you but I've made a mistake

It's clear that your fear is so near because I see the look on your face

You try to hold me under, I held my breath

Alone and now you wonder, what I possess

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

You're gonna burn in the light

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

While you're burning inside my light

 

You're gonna burn in my light

 

They try so hard to follow

But no one can

Inside you're all so hollow

You understand

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

While you're burning inside my light

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Well that was productive

[Karc 0]

Now I'm interested. Does this mean Randy Orton gets punished (and they drop the Eddie thing)? Because petty things like blaming the kid for the father's mistakes is something the WWE does well. Or does he still turn monster heel by spitting on Eddie's grave? Because tasteless angles is also something the WWE is really good at.

[Black Lushus 0]

I'm fully expecting Randy Orton to make out with Vicki Guerrero and Dominic finally turning on Rey this Sunday.

[dh86 0]

Hey!

 

Hey!

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

Take what's mine

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine.

I'm gonna take what's mine

 

You're gonna burn in my light

 

They try so hard to follow

But no one can

Inside you're all so hollow

You understand

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

While you're burning inside my light

 

I gave and you take and I waited for you but I've made a mistake

It's clear that your fear is so near because I see the look on your face

You try to hold me under, I held my breath

Alone and now you wonder, what I possess

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

You're gonna burn in the light

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

While you're burning inside my light

 

You're gonna burn in my light

 

They try so hard to follow

But no one can

Inside you're all so hollow

You understand

 

Hey!

Nothing you can say

Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

Now it's time to shine

I'm gonna take what's mine

While you're burning inside my light

[Twisted Intestine 0]

That'll teach the bastard to have hepatitis.

 

What we need is someone to teach him to have children that have wrestling talent and charisma.

 

Edited for accuracy

 

...You're like one of those kids who explains an obvious joke and thinks he's funny for it.

 

It's an average Sunday morning, and your friends are joking with each other

 

Friends: "Knock knock, who's there? Banana! Knock Knock, who's there? Orange, Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!"

 

You (To your friend who the joke was on): Because Orange sounds like aren't!!! HAHAHA!

[2GOLD 0]

I'm fully expecting Randy Orton to make out with Vicki Guerrero and Dominic finally turning on Rey this Sunday.

 

I'm fully expecting him to have Eddie's corpse in the back and do a little Ventriloquistic show with him.

[Black Lushus 0]

I'm fully expecting Randy Orton to make out with Vicki Guerrero and Dominic finally turning on Rey this Sunday.

 

I'm fully expecting him to have Eddie's corpse in the back and do a little Ventriloquistic show with him.