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Why am I able to read this post I thought I had you on ign

 

 

 

wait I thought this was a wildpegasus post

 

WP would pay 100 bucks for someone else to get in the shower.

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While I haven't done the shower thing personally, from what I've heard, it ain't worth it. You don't get to do anything with them other than soap each other off & wash each other off. Save your money, IMHO.

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While I haven't done the shower thing personally, from what I've heard, it ain't worth it. You don't get to do anything with them other than soap each other off & wash each other off. Save your money, IMHO.

 

Do you know about how long it lasts and if I can take my clothes off?

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Other options are whip cream shots, feed the kitty, or a lapdance. WHAT is a Feed The Kitty? I've never heard that term before.

 

There are strippers that can pluck money off of your nose with their vaginas...perhaps that's what he meant?

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she'll offer you guys sex for money when she gets there, prolly 200 to 500 bucks at least, each...they won't do that sorta stuff over the phone, but she'll offer it in person...she'll also show up with a bodygaurd so don't do anything stupid.

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I thought this thread was going to ask whether or not Crucifixio Jones of TSM fame is on MySpace or not.

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Why am I able to read this post I thought I had you on ign

 

 

 

wait I thought this was a wildpegasus post

 

WP would pay 100 bucks for someone else to get in the shower.

 

Cool, people are talking about me and I'm not even in this thread as of yet.

 

Yes, I would definitely pay $100 (which is a LOT of money for me) for someone to get in the shower for me as long as they're female. I might have a chance :D if we got that far. We're already on second or third base; may as well try to go home.

 

Is this shower thing an option in Canada? How do you go about getting a stripper to come to your home? This could be a way to get my first kiss.

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DopUssy, where do you live at? If you're not too far away from where I'm at maybe I can crash your party

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Is this shower thing an option in Canada? How do you go about getting a stripper to come to your home? This could be a way to get my first kiss.

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DopUssy, where do you live at? If you're not too far away from where I'm at maybe I can crash your party

 

Dude, how can you wonder why people think you're a gimmick? You live in the bum fuck maritimes, what are the odds that not only he lives close to you, but also that he'd be willing to invite you to this party. I mean really

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DopUssy, where do you live at? If you're not too far away from where I'm at maybe I can crash your party

 

Dude, how can you wonder why people think you're a gimmick? You live in the bum fuck maritimes, what are the odds that not only he lives close to you, but also that he'd be willing to invite you to this party. I mean really

 

How do you know if you don't ask? There have been a few people that have lived or are living in Nova Scotia that I've discovered on the net. You never know. Doc could be close by and I could be missing out on a great opportunity if I didn't ask him.

 

Why wouldn't he be willing to invite me to his party?

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"Never disrobe, even in the shower."

 

 

That's two "A Date With Your Family" lines in like 24 hours

 

that wasn't from A Date With Your Family, it was from Body Care & Grooming

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Wildpegasus, I'm going to help you out here.

 

1. If you're living with someone, then wait til you're alone.

2. Open up your phone book.

3. In the Yellow Pages, look up "escorts".

4. Call one and have her come to your house/apartment.

5. Fuck her.

6. Give her money.

 

Now, you don't have to troll messageboards looking to see when prostitutes might be in the vicinity of someone you've posted on the internet with.

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