LOOK UPON ME!

[Special K]

I'll show you I'll show you the life of the mind! l'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind! the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind! show you the life of the mind I'll l show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the show you the life of the mind! l'll show you the life of the mind! mind!

[Guest Vitamin X]

I don't get it

[Special K]

Watch Barton Fink. You won't be dissapointed. Wait...I'll show you I'll show you the life of the mind! l'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind! the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind! show you the life of the mind I'll l show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the show you the life of the mind! l'll show you the life of the mind! mind! mmm good times

[The Czech Republic]

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[Hoff]

I hate the word "passersby." I know it's technically correct, but I can't stand it. I also can't explain why. Perhaps it's due to the Onion's severe dip in quality over the past few years.

[NYU]

Not a single article from the Onion has ever been funny.

 

There's been some cute ones, sure, but no funny ones.

[Hoff]

This is gonna sound callous, but I like the ones about special-needs kids. The ones where they do absurd things, like run for office, or go to Iraq. The one about the one special kid being the only competent Burger King worker was good too. See, I thought those were funny. And just the absurd stuff, like Clinton deploying vowels to eastern Europe. Those I find funny.

 

I haven't seen one of those for awhile. I guess there's more ways to make fun of President Bush than I realized.

[The Czech Republic]

"Voice Of God Is Just Cheney On The Intercom" was a good one.

 

COmmon problem with the Onion is that of full articles, news-in-briefs, and freestanding headlines, they run with the wrong ones. The ones where just the premise itself would be funny get stretched into full-blown articles and stop being funny, and ones where there should be more aren't expanded on.

[Lord of The Curry]

Was it anything like the Chappelle Show skit?

[The Czech Republic]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

[BUTT]

Well I'll be damned.