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Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes.

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

 

A. Because he was a party pooper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why an elephant?

 

Do you know Malibu?

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Bigger farce value, I suppose. It made me laugh because I saw it on this board. Usually I hurl the wrapper to the ground and instead of the desired thud, it just floats pathetically to the carpet until I pick up a week later.

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Yea, you'll wreck your teeth. I've become very concious about my teeth recently, although I don't really do anything about it. They are going off-colour and getting quite jagged in places. I'm only 20 as well.

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Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes.

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

 

A. Because he was a party pooper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why an elephant?

 

Do you know Malibu?

 

I would assume because elephants have gargantuan fecal lumps. An elephant shitting on my carpet would be a hell of a lot worse than say, a kitten.

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Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes.

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

 

A. Because he was a party pooper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why an elephant?

 

Do you know Malibu?

 

I would assume because elephants have gargantuan fecal lumps. An elephant shitting on my carpet would be a hell of a lot worse than say, a kitten.

 

Not if you're Dangerous A.

 

Murmuring Beast, teach Malibu how to play guitar.

 

Shit, I missed the end of Masterchef.

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Masterchef, ha.

 

And no, I could never teach anyone guitar. I tried with my sister and gave up after 10 minutes. I'm just about managing with myself.

 

Anyway, I'm off out - Queen's Park supporters meeting. Subzero temps outside.

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If it's one of my Penguins, too late because I've just eaten the seventh.

 

nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie.

 

He raped a panda. Fact.

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nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie.
It's actually pronounced "n l five by s k one" ... niskie is a recent bastardization of the actual, long-standing pronounciation.

 

And the panda was just asking for it by being dressed that way.

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nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie.
It's actually pronounced "n l five by s k one" ... niskie is a recent bastardization of the actual, long-standing pronounciation.

 

And the panda was just asking for it by being dressed that way.

Yeah, I'm a traditionalist.

 

But I don't rape pandas. They never say no...

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LME is here for the first time (that I've seen).

 

I've never noticed LME before. (s)He needs to post more often.

 

I want my LME.

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