k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes. Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu?
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Bigger farce value, I suppose. It made me laugh because I saw it on this board. Usually I hurl the wrapper to the ground and instead of the desired thud, it just floats pathetically to the carpet until I pick up a week later.
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 6 PENGUINS DEVOURED BY THE MINISTRY. I feel sick. I might leave the rest till later.
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Yea, you'll wreck your teeth. I've become very concious about my teeth recently, although I don't really do anything about it. They are going off-colour and getting quite jagged in places. I'm only 20 as well.
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Also, I need a haircut. I have a bit of a mullet at the moment.
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 My hair is growing intto a mullet fauxhawk. I may keep it to be down with the kids.
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 I am obsessed with Television (the band) at the moment. My band are doing a cover of 'Foxhole'.
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 My hair is growing intto a mullet fauxhawk. I may keep it to be down with the kids. They'll probably laugh. Only footballers can get away with crap hair.
Zack Malibu Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Chave isn't adhering to the thread title right now.
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 I'm working on a cover of Shimmy Shimmy Ya. What do you do in the band?
Zack Malibu Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes. Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu? I would assume because elephants have gargantuan fecal lumps. An elephant shitting on my carpet would be a hell of a lot worse than say, a kitten.
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Singer and rhythm guitarist. Songwriter also (laughter). We've just started. I'm hoping my skin will clear up any time this decade if I'm going to be any use as a frontman...
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 Penguins are alright. Read me out one of the jokes. Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu? I would assume because elephants have gargantuan fecal lumps. An elephant shitting on my carpet would be a hell of a lot worse than say, a kitten. Not if you're Dangerous A. Murmuring Beast, teach Malibu how to play guitar. Shit, I missed the end of Masterchef.
Murmuring Beast Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Masterchef, ha. And no, I could never teach anyone guitar. I tried with my sister and gave up after 10 minutes. I'm just about managing with myself. Anyway, I'm off out - Queen's Park supporters meeting. Subzero temps outside.
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 Good luck. The Metal Maniac and Ortonsault are still here. I don't know what they expect. Porn?
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 If it's one of my Penguins, too late because I've just eaten the seventh. nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie. He raped a panda. Fact.
Zack Malibu Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Pssh, that panda wanted it. What do you expect, walking around all comfy and furry?
nl5xsk1 Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie. It's actually pronounced "n l five by s k one" ... niskie is a recent bastardization of the actual, long-standing pronounciation. And the panda was just asking for it by being dressed that way.
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie. It's actually pronounced "n l five by s k one" ... niskie is a recent bastardization of the actual, long-standing pronounciation. And the panda was just asking for it by being dressed that way. Yeah, I'm a traditionalist. But I don't rape pandas. They never say no...
Black Lushus Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 heh I was gonna type something a little bit ago but changed my mind...
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 LME is here for the first time (that I've seen). I've never noticed LME before. (s)He needs to post more often. I want my LME.
Zack Malibu Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 Carnival is here. Carnival's are a good time. Cotton candy!
k thx Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Posted March 2, 2006 Carnival and Malibu have left. Leena has returned. There's also an anonymous user. CWM?
Zack Malibu Posted March 2, 2006 Report Posted March 2, 2006 I normally Chave every other day. If I did it everyday, the razor rash would be unbearable. Black Lushus is here. It should always be served after the main course.
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