What would you do if you had (insert TSM poster's name here) alone

[Guest StylesMark]

Dude, you're fucking with my fantasy.

 

He wants to fuck you.

[Special K 0]

Just 'cause you said you were in a relationship. Who's the butch, Aj or Joey?

[Guest StylesMark]

They'd both get tossed around like little bitches.

 

He doesn't want me. He said he'd take your cum "like a champ."

 

You kids are young...go experiment.

[Special K 0]

All right, you got me. I was playing hard to get.

 

I'd Styles Clash your manpussy. What say you?

[Guest StylesMark]

Sadly, I'm not even sure what that is.

[Carnival 0]

If I had Kotz alone in a room, we'd be throwing things.

He'd be throwing peace signs.

I'd be throwing haymakers.

[Special K 0]

Give it to me baby, I'll show you the life of the mind.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gone where I thought it would yet.

 

That must be what people mean by calling you an attention whore. A thread about what people would do with a TSM poster and no one mentions you, so you make a post in hopes that everyone will after you remind them. They still didn't? Maybe post a picture now.

 

I'm not hating on you to be cool or anything, that comment you made just seriously made me think you were looking to get people to talk about you.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Is there anyone way to prevent Matt Young from starting new threads?

[Guest Princess Leena]

I don't know if Invision boards have the ability to not allow people to start threads, but others do. This is a situation where it's very necessary.

[k thx 0]

I choose Kotzenjunge.

 

I don't want to get too graphic, but it would involve some scented candles, 2 dozen pixie stix, magenta body paint, a ferrett that can juggle, a refrigerated block of colby jack cheese, some matches, a month old copy of Newsweek with all the subscription cards removed, a unicycle, a trapeze, Eugene Levy, some sparklers, a miter saw, measuring tape, a sock puppet, 2 steak fajita Hot Pockets, an original VHS cassette of The Wizard of Oz, the soundtrack to Footloose, the board game Mouse Trap, and a roll of nickels.

Yeah

[Boon 0]

I knew that was coming.

You seem to know everything that's coming.

 

Seriously- is TSM like a social experiment for you? You claim that you're aware people dislike you and don't want you to post here, but you keep coming back for more? You get ripped apart at nearly every thread you create, but that doesn't stop you. I really am just amazed and confused at the same time.

 

I'm not starting a flame war, I just don't understand why you keep coming back for more.

[Black Lushus 0]

I knew that was coming.

You seem to know everything that's coming.

 

Seriously- is TSM like a social experiment for you? You claim that you're aware people dislike you and don't want you to post here, but you keep coming back for more? You get ripped apart at nearly every thread you create, but that doesn't stop you. I really am just amazed and confused at the same time.

 

I'm not starting a flame war, I just don't understand why you keep coming back for more.

 

BECAUSE HE LIKES SEEING US BITCH, BOON! SHEESH!

[NYU 0]

Matt acts as if all these negative comments don't phase him, but I'd imagine he spends sixteen hours of the day sobbing over his keyboard, wishing the ceiling would just cave in on him. Once in a while though, the stud will find relief by taking a short break to pose for another picture with <3 El Heroin Adicto <3. But then it's back on the computer to work over everyone at TSM, all the while hoping that his tears will roll smoothly off his face instead of getting entangled in the three free-range whiskers he likes to call a beard.

 

Nobody else appreciates you buddy, but I do.

[Guest StylesMark]

He's a social retard.

[Matt Young 0]

I knew that was coming.

You seem to know everything that's coming.

 

Seriously- is TSM like a social experiment for you? You claim that you're aware people dislike you and don't want you to post here, but you keep coming back for more? You get ripped apart at nearly every thread you create, but that doesn't stop you. I really am just amazed and confused at the same time.

 

I'm not starting a flame war, I just don't understand why you keep coming back for more.

 

Nah, I just figured that since, when I posted decent threads, people would get on my case just because of who I am, even though there were a bunch of others who were much easier targets (have you seen the LSD folder?) so I figured, fuck it, I'll intentionally post ridiculous threads for my own amusement. It'd be nigh impossible for most people here to even engage in a serious discussion in which I am a participant, so why bother? I've explained the before, but somehow, some morons accuse me of trying to "work the board" when I never made such claims, as if I don't know what the typical response will be to a topic like this or one about how much fucking ketchup I have.

[k thx 0]

Matt Young has improved.

[Guest StylesMark]

I see you too have Damaramu in your sig. Don't take his advice on anything dealing with a vagina.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Matt Young has improved.

 

The only way was up.

[Slayer 0]

Legit burn

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

I knew that was coming.

You seem to know everything that's coming.

 

Seriously- is TSM like a social experiment for you? You claim that you're aware people dislike you and don't want you to post here, but you keep coming back for more? You get ripped apart at nearly every thread you create, but that doesn't stop you. I really am just amazed and confused at the same time.

 

I'm not starting a flame war, I just don't understand why you keep coming back for more.

 

Nah, I just figured that since, when I posted decent threads, people would get on my case just because of who I am, even though there were a bunch of others who were much easier targets (have you seen the LSD folder?) so I figured, fuck it, I'll intentionally post ridiculous threads for my own amusement. It'd be nigh impossible for most people here to even engage in a serious discussion in which I am a participant, so why bother? I've explained the before, but somehow, some morons accuse me of trying to "work the board" when I never made such claims, as if I don't know what the typical response will be to a topic like this or one about how much fucking ketchup I have.

 

 

Example?

[Matt Young 0]

It's been a couple years.