Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Remove the ignore feature entirely That will be much more amusing nah, that's not fair to the people who use it correctly...how bout this: "Okay, you've ignored so and so, now if you go out and make a big deal out of it, we'll ban your ass"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Hey, remember when I started a thread and said we were done posting about Leena? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Hey, remember when I started a thread and said we were done posting about Leena? self-control is a muthafucka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 You know the Indian who cried when someone littered? Czech does the same thing when I post. Keep the blade away from your wrists, and your chin up, little Czech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 you know what, though, Czech's right...that stupid bitch wins everytime we post something in reference to her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 We're focusing on Czech now, Lushus. Focus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Remove the ignore feature entirely That will be much more amusing nah, that's not fair to the people who use it correctly There is no correct use of the ignore feature Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 you know what, though, Czech's right...that stupid bitch wins everytime we post something in reference to her... That's been exactly my point this whole time. But don't let that stop Zack-n-Paul from smothering this place with their shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 You know the Indian who cried when someone littered? Czech does the same thing when I post. Keep the blade away from your wrists, and your chin up, little Czech. Watch it Zack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Are you an Indian? I don't get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 you know what, though, Czech's right...that stupid bitch wins everytime we post something in reference to her... That's been exactly my point this whole time. But don't let that stop Zack-n-Paul from smothering this place with their shit! I sincerely hope Czech doesn't take life as seriously as much as he does message boarding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 shit's gettin heated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Are you an Indian? I don't get it Dot or feather? And I have no issue with Leena. She's ok in niskie's book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 you know what, though, Czech's right...that stupid bitch wins everytime we post something in reference to her... That's been exactly my point this whole time. But don't let that stop Zack-n-Paul from smothering this place with their shit! I sincerely hope Czech doesn't take life as seriously as much as he does message boarding. We're all playing roles here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 CurryIzComing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 <-----whoosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Playing roles? I got dibs on being "Zack Lushus"! It'll be like that show where the white and black families trade races! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Playing roles? I got dibs on being "Zack Lushus"! It'll be like that show where the white and black families trade races! There's nothing you can't make terrible! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 We're role playing? I want to be the sexy Swedish au Pair or the sexy maid or the sexy gardner. Ok, I really don't care what I am, as long as it's prefaced with 'sexy'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Playing roles? I got dibs on being "Zack Lushus"! It'll be like that show where the white and black families trade races! There's nothing you can't make terrible! Purposeful or accidental...YOU DECIDE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 I wanna be The Smek Republic. I could be like Czech, but my insults would zing and shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Zack would be much better off role playing as the straight man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Don't you have some e-feds to get worked up over or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 We're role playing? I want to be the sexy Swedish au Pair or the sexy maid or the sexy gardner. Ok, I really don't care what I am, as long as it's prefaced with 'sexy'. It was her first visit to North America or, more specifically Canada, and only her third au pair position. Her first two resulted in unwelcome advances from the men in the family and she asked the agency to quietly find her another placements far from her native Norway. nl5xsk1 was a stereotypical Nordic beauty with long blonde hair cascading down her back, high cheekbones and startling blue eyes. She stood 5'5" in bare feet and was slim of build with small breasts, a slim waist and a firm BUTT; in other words, at 25 years of age, a very striking woman. She was registered with an online au pair agency and many requests from around the world landed in her lap due not only to her good looks but also her proficiency in six languages. However, it was her English that finally brought the offer she was looking for. A middle-aged affluent couple in Canada (in a place called Regina) were looking for a live in nanny to look after their two adopted young children. Several letters of introduction and references were passed back and forth and a telephone interview sealed the terms of the position. A month later, nl5xsk1 landed in Regina International airport to meet her new family. As the plane crossed the barren western prairies – harvesting was complete and the first white splashes of snow were showing – she wondered at the relative isolation of this town. She was surprised as the plane descended into the airport to see the expansiveness of the city and the few high rises in the centre of the downtown. It reminded her of some of the smaller cities in her homeland and she experienced a moment of homesickness. Passing through the arrivals lounge and customs, she saw Zack Malibu and The Czech Republic Adams waving in her direction. She had seen their family picture in the folio during the interview process and they were a handsome couple. She judged them to be in their late thirties. Zack Malibu, a professor at the local university, was tall and fit with slightly greying hair and chiselled features. The Czech Republic was a striking red head with a willowy figure that told of many trips to the local gym. Passing into the arrivals lounge, nl5xsk1 found herself enfolded in a welcome embrace from both of her employers with a halting attempt by Zack Malibu to welcome her in her native Norwegian. She couldn't help but laugh musically as The Czech Republic joined in saying "He has been practising that for a week in the language labs at the university. I told him it sounded silly" Thanking him for the effort but not correcting his pronunciation for fear of insulting him, they headed off to pick up nl5xsk1's three suitcases. Since she was on a 3 month trial probation, it was standard to bring only what she needed for that time and then, if all parties were happy, her parents would ship over a trunk with the rest of her belongings for the duration of the five year contract. While waiting for her bags to come down to the carousel, nl5xsk1 watched her new employers from behind, as they stood hip-to-hip holding hands. She was pleased to see the open display of affection since that was, she knew, a sign of a happy stable family. It wasn't more than an hour's drive to the affluent development with the sign Wascana Estates and soon the beautiful sculptured lawn fronting a magnificent mansion by nl5xsk1's standards. In her homeland, it was only the truly wealthy who lived in such richness. Zack Malibu saw her awed expression and laughed, saying " We don't own it; I do contract work on the side and my company bought it and leases it back to us as a tax deduction" She wasn't sure what this meant but was impressed none the less. As soon as the door opened, two small dynamos flew into their parents' arms "Mummy, Daddy! Is this nl5xsk1?" Swinging the two beautiful children into their arms, The Czech Republic did the introductions. "This is Simon; he is five and Korean. And this is Mary, she is four and from the Ukraine." Both kids wriggled free and threw their arms around nl5xsk1's legs in innocent hugs as only little children can do. She crouched down on the driveway and hugged them tightly until all three ended up in a giggling mass of humanity while the two proud parents gazed fondly at the instant bonding between their little ones and the new au pair. Finally having settled into her own suite of rooms – very comfortable with her own private entrance and a small car for running errands and taking the kids out to the park – nl5xsk1 returned to the kitchen where she and The Czech Republic worked together to prepare dinner. As explained to her, she would be primarily responsible to seeing to the children's needs since both parents worked but there would be a little helping around the house as well but nl5xsk1 found the demands reasonable and light. Part Two: A month had passed and nl5xsk1 was well settled into the routine of the household. Each day, she would bundle up the youngsters and pull them on their sled to the nearby park where she would play with them until they tired and would go home for a warm bath and a nap before their parents arrived home. Each evening, after the children had been once again bathed, read to and kissed good night by their parents, the three adults would sit in the family room before the fire and sip wine. nl5xsk1 was treated as a member of the family and a friend in short order – she had proven her worth almost immediately and won the hearts of the two little ones. Almost every night, as she passed the door to the master bedroom on her way to her own suite of rooms, nl5xsk1 could hear the soft moans of love making from behind the sealed doors and many of those nights, she would lie in her lonely bed as she visualized this beautiful loving couple intertwined in passionate sex. She would lay there, her hands at her breasts as she pulled on her nipples until her pussy cried out for release and she would drive two fingers deep inside and thrum her clit until she came with muffled cries into her pillow. She was so frustrated since she had broken up with her only boyfriend more 5 months ago and hadn't had sex since then. Well, this wasn't totally true. Her best friend Kristal, on the night of her break-up with Henrik, had come over to nl5xsk1's apartment in Oslo to comfort her and lend a sympathetic ear. Kristal was bi-sexual and all her friends knew it and were comfortable with the fact. What nl5xsk1 did not know was that Kris had carried a yearning for her best friend since they were teens and Kristal knew she was different from the others. That night – it seemed so long ago but was still very fresh in nl5xsk1's mind – the two young women had sat around in their PJ's and drunk several bottles of wine as they trashed the male species. As nl5xsk1 was starting to lose her inhibitions, her head rested on Kris' shoulder and she started to cry. Kristal comforted her by stroking her long golden hair and kissing her tears away. Soon, the kisses brushed nl5xsk1's lips and she met the kiss with a warmth Kris never expected. The rest of the night the two attractive young women spent making love passionately and then gently as they found new ways of pleasure. nl5xsk1 was still uncomfortable with what had happened even now months later but she would still occasionally lay in bed at night stroking her clit and nipples together as she remembered that night with Kristal. The problem was, Kris' face started to become The Czech Republic's and whenever this happened, nl5xsk1 would explode in an orgasm like she had never experienced. Part Three: One night, after about six weeks of working with the Adams, nl5xsk1 remained in the family room before the dying fire after Zack Malibu and The Czech Republic had retired for the night. She was remembering the night before when she had been fantasying about her employers and what they did several times a week behind their closed door. She had had several orgasms and had thoughally soaked her sheets with her cum as she masturbated madly with the mental picture. After ensuring that the doors were secured and rinsing out her wineglass, she started up the stairs. In the dark of the hallway, she saw that the door to the master bedroom was slightly ajar and a beam of light slashed across the hall. She was about to pass to her own room when out of the corner of her eye, she saw The Czech Republic standing nude in front of the cheval mirror examining her high small conical breasts with a critical eye. Her body was toned and slim and, in the reflection of the mirror, nl5xsk1 could she that The Czech Republic (as she asked to be called) had a cleanly waxed pussy. Her labia were clearly visible and even her clit was poking its little head out. The Czech Republic spoke by turning her head towards the open bathroom door. A nude Zack Malibu stood there watching his wife. "Do you think I have a body as sexy as nl5xsk1's? She is so gorgeous, I just want to eat her up" As Zack Malibu reassured his wife and scooped her laughing into his arms to carry her to their love bed, nl5xsk1 stood rooted to the spot in the hall. Her pussy was tingling with excitement with what she had just heard and she knew that she would have to do everything possible to find a way into The Czech Republic's bed. Just as she turned to hurry to her room to relieve herself, she saw Zack Malibu turn towards the door and, smiling in her direction to show that he knew she had heard, reached towards the bedside lamp to turn it off. However, it was not before he afforded her a look at his raging hard cock. It had to be about 7 ½" long and very thick and was streaming precum from its cut head. The room went dark. That night, nl5xsk1 hardly slept at all. She was on her knees with her face buried in her pillow as she humped her fingers almost constantly all night and cried out in orgasmic delight over and over. She needed to feel a man's cock – Zack Malibu's cock – soon or she would go crazy and she could almost feel The Czech Republic's mouth and tongue as she feasted on her 25 year old pussy! But how could she bring that all about? Part Four: For the next several days, nl5xsk1 ensured that she wore only shorts or very short skirts around the house in the evenings and at breakfast as well as crop tops with no bra so that her nipples would show as they poked at the flimsy material. As she would bend to pick up one or another of the children, she tried to always position herself so that either The Czech Republic and/or Zack Malibu could see her long slim legs and just a hint of her sexy panties she chose each morning. Between the top and the shorts or skirt, she always exhibited an expanse of flat tummy of toned back to the voyeurs. And it seemed to be working – whoever was in the room with her always seemed to be stealing glances in her directions. Several times, she caught Zack Malibu trying to adjust his obviously aroused cock along his pant leg and one in a while, The Czech Republic would be watching her and would be rubbing her crouch against the edge of the kitchen counter top. After a few days of this teasing – and endless nights of masturbating her frustrations away – there came a night where nl5xsk1 couldn't stand it any more. After she had tried to unsuccessfully cum, she burst into tears and sobbed uncontrollably into her pillow. She didn't hear the door of her room open (she always kept it slightly ajar in case one of the children cried out in the night). She was unaware that someone was in her room until she felt the slight sag of the mattress beside her waist. nl5xsk1 turned over, eyes blurred with tears, to see The Czech Republic seated beside her. As she wiped the tears away, she could see that The Czech Republic had obviously been drawn by the sound of her tears and had only thrown on a short silk robe. It barely covered her pussy and the loose sash allowed a glimpse of a firm breast – the object of nl5xsk1's dreams – to show. "What's wrong, baby?" The Czech Republic asked as she bundled nl5xsk1 into her arms. "Why are you so unhappy? Is it something we've done?" she asked worriedly. Trying valiantly to stifle her tears, nl5xsk1 tried to reassure The Czech Republic that it was strictly a personal thing but The Czech Republic, who could smell the results of nl5xsk1's recent orgasm, had a pretty good idea. As she stroked nl5xsk1's hair and cooed softly to her, her hands stoked the young girl's back As she continued to comfort her ward, she felt nl5xsk1's head relax against her shoulder and her arms encircled The Czech Republic's back until they were hugging tightly. Without a word, The Czech Republic tilted nl5xsk1's face upward and gently swept her lips as soft as the kiss of a butterfly over nl5xsk1's full lips. With a moan deep in her throat, nl5xsk1 pulled The Czech Republic closer and returned the kiss with passion. Shocked, she pulled back and stared horrified at her beautiful employer. "I'm so sorry and ashamed, The Czech Republic! I don't know why I did that! Oh God! What you must think of me!" The Czech Republic just smiled and, placing her hands on either side of nl5xsk1's face, pulled her into another kiss – this one initiated by herself. Knowing that the feelings were mutual, they continued to kiss as they ran their hands over each other's bodies. After 15 minutes of passionate tongue-engaging kisses, The Czech Republic stood and, opening her sash, let the gown fall to the floor. Her alabaster body glowed in the moonlight as it flooded through the window and nl5xsk1 gasped at the beauty before her. Her small breasts stood high and proud and the dark nipples were hard and long. nl5xsk1 stood and quickly doffed her baby doll nightie and the women moved to embrace, their breasts rubbing erotically against each other as they crushed their bodies together kissing fervently. The Czech Republic forced her leg between nl5xsk1's and the younger woman rubbed her pussy along the firm thigh leaving a slick trail of excitement to gleam in the moonlight. Part Five: "Oh God, The Czech Republic! I have been so lonely and horny! I need you!" As they held each other tightly, The Czech Republic asked,"Have you overheard Zack Malibu and I, Sweetie? Blushing, she confessed to not only hearing but also having seen both of them the other night. She admitted to be so turned on and lonesome that she was driven to try to ease her frustrations through masturbation every night. She also admitted to her teasing tactics to try and get attention but that no one seemed to really notice. The Czech Republic laughed as she hugged nl5xsk1. "Baby, we have been so turned on by your showing off your body that our sex life has been hotter than ever as we have fantasized about having you in our bed! In fact, if you like, you can join us right now. Zack Malibu heard your crying and sent me in here to see if it was what we thought and if you were really in need, to invite you to join us" It was a Friday evening and the weekend stretched ahead so neither The Czech Republic nor Zack Malibu were going into work. It also just so happened that that evening, Zack Malibu had taken to two children to his mother's for the weekend since she missed spending time with them and would keep them until Sunday evening. A whole weekend free to explore! Hugging The Czech Republic in gratitude, nl5xsk1 didn't need any persuasion. The two women walked hand in hand down the hall to the master bedroom. Flickering candlelight illuminated the large room and was reflected in the tall cheval mirror. Sitting up in bed, Zack Malibu had the sheet drawn only to his hips and, as the two naked women entered, the sheet tented in obvious appreciation of the visions before him. nl5xsk1 was trembling in abject terror now that she had actually taken the step. The Czech Republic drew her into her arms to sooth her and kiss her dears away. "Darling, if you don't want any thing to happen, we can just start off slowly and cuddle together in the bed" Nodding, nl5xsk1 moved towards the bed where Zack Malibu had lifted the sheet for her to climb in. She crawled over his warm body, just brushing against his erect cock, and lay down in the middle of the king sized bed. The Czech Republic walked around the other side and slipped under the sheet and drew nl5xsk1 into her arms. As they kissed tenderly, nl5xsk1 felt Zack Malibu's hands caress her back and then slowly he moved his warm large hand around her to cup her firm-heaving breast. As The Czech Republic's tongue slid into her welcoming mouth, she moaned as she felt Zack Malibu's fingers tweaking her nipples to bullet hardness. nl5xsk1 thrust her bottom back into Zack Malibu's crouch and felt his hard slippery shaft slip between her legs and along her aroused wet labia. As The Czech Republic's fingers slid down her belly towards her pussy – she was on fire now with desire – Zack Malibu moved his cock back and forth through her pussy opening. The Czech Republic's nimble fingers soon found her clitoris and while she wrapped her hand around her husband's moving cock, she stroked nl5xsk1's clit gently. This was all it took to bring the young starving girl to her first orgasm of the night as she cried out their names! After a short rest, The Czech Republic freed herself from the tightly curled threesome and moved to sit at the headboard with her legs outstretched and spread. nl5xsk1, now hungry for the taste of her new lover, quickly knelt between The Czech Republic's slim legs with her bum in the air and dove voraciously into her waiting hot cunt. Such a sweet taste! It was a feast that she had fantasized about almost from the first day she met her employers! And she wasn't disappointed – either by the taste or smell of The Czech Republic's arousal or by her victim's groans and cries of "Oh God yes! Please don't stop! Yes, Baby; right there!" The Czech Republic's hands pulled nl5xsk1 blond hair hard into her pussy as she tried to spread even wider to get more satisfaction. nl5xsk1 was so engrossed in her joy of finally tasting The Czech Republic that she was oblivious for the moment to the feel of Zack Malibu's tongue at her own upturned pussy. Suddenly, his tongue drove deep inside her as he ran his thumb over her clit and she squealed in delight although her sounds were largely muffled in The Czech Republic's pussy. As Zack Malibu replaced his tongue with two and then three fingers and proceeded to fuck her until his fingers curled to seek her g-spot. When he found that magic sensitive pad and started to rub it while he sucked on her clit, nl5xsk1 exploded in an orgasm like she had never experienced and her mouth left The Czech Republic's cunt long enough for her to scream out as she sprayed Zack Malibu's face and hand with her tasty cum! Part Six: As she lay there, her ass still high in the air and her head resting on The Czech Republic's thigh, She felt Zack Malibu's cock at the soaking entrance to her pussy so she moved her mouth once again to The Czech Republic's clit and curled her own three fingers upwards to her boss's special spot. She found it and played The Czech Republic like a virtuoso just as Zack Malibu slid his cock fully into her until it bottomed at her cervix. As Zack Malibu started to pound her pussy – so long starved for a man's cock – she tried to focus on pleasuring The Czech Republic as much as she was feeling the rise of yet another orgasm. Both Zack Malibu and The Czech Republic were gazing lustfully into each other's eyes as they shared the demanding sexy body of their au pair. Many a night since her arrival they had talked of their desire to share their bed with nl5xsk1 and both had dreamed of this night. Many of their most pleasurable nights of lovemaking had included fantasies of just this happening and now the time was finally here! With renewed vigour, Zack Malibu drove his rock hard cock into nl5xsk1's steaming pussy; with each thrust, her forced her mouth and fingers deeper into The Czech Republic until they were both on the brink of their own orgasms. As was their habit, they always waited for the other to cum which increased their mutual pleasure. This time, however, they were spurned on by the link they shared – nl5xsk1's now sweat covered body. She was so sexy as she moved in concert with her loving employers that she had been driven to a level of bliss she had never in her life experienced. It had only been in her darkest fantasies that she had imagined making love with a couple, never mind one as vibrant and uninhibited as Zack Malibu and The Czech Republic. And the high she was on as she continued to drown in The Czech Republic's cum and savage her clitoris was way off the map as far as her dreams went. It was so wonderful; she never wanted it to end. She started to cum again – she had never cum this much before in her life and never with such a force! She was actually ejaculating she was so turned on! As she once again sprayed Zack Malibu, this time onto his pistoning cock, he yelled out to both women that he was going to cum. This spurred on nl5xsk1 to lash The Czech Republic's almost sore cunt until she too exploded, flooding nl5xsk1's mouth with her sweet cum. The young woman greedily swallowed it all as she felt the throbbing of Zack Malibu's cock as he pulsed her pussy full of his hot thick cum. The three lovers continued their ministrations on each other until their weary bodies collapsed in a sweat and cum covered pile on the bed. As they untangled their interwoven bodies, they exchanged loving kisses and words of exhausted endearments as the candles flickered out. Cocooned together as one, they fell into a dreamless sleep until whatever awaited them for the rest of the weekend and into the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Zack would be much better off role playing as the straight man Malibu got smeked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted March 6, 2006 you know what, though, Czech's right...that stupid bitch wins everytime we post something in reference to her... That's been exactly my point this whole time. But don't let that stop Zack-n-Paul from smothering this place with their shit! So, you're calling me a stupid bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Now she can whine that you're being sexist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Purposeful or accidental...YOU DECIDE. Matt Young has hacked Zack's account. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 you know what, though, Czech's right...that stupid bitch wins everytime we post something in reference to her... That's been exactly my point this whole time. But don't let that stop Zack-n-Paul from smothering this place with their shit! So, you're calling me a stupid bitch. uh oh, damage control time Just that you win, not the bitch part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2006 Purposeful or accidental...YOU DECIDE. Matt Young has hacked Zack's account. Maybe "Zack Malibu" has really been Matt Young all along. He's been working teh b0ards! EDIT: and regarding my love affair with Malibu & Czech, I really should have been more careful about showing my sexy legs & panties when the kids were around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
