I love Dawnson's Creek and I went to a Ja

[Ted the Poster 0]

Which you would enjoy seeing. ba-dum-bish

[Guest StylesMark]

Don't kill yourself.

 

Cutting is the thing to do, again.

[Guest Princess Leena]

It's weird that I agree with Spoon in a situation like this.

[gWIL 0]

My post on Lashley:

Smackdown: Long announces Batista’s injury, which leads to Batista wanting to defend the title match at SS. A 4-Way 31 Contenders match is made which Lashley wins (Eliminations: Guerrero pins Rey after a frog splash, Orton hits the RKO on Guerrero to eliminate Eddie. Bob Orton’s interference backfires and Bobby Lashley pins Orton after a Dominater.) Batista and Lashley are replaced on their team.

 

SmackDown: Lashley defeats Road Warriror Heidenreigh in 4:53 after a Dominater. Tazz deems him “Blaster” Bobby Lashley. Batista gives an interview and states that due to his injury there is a good chance that the match at SS will be his last. Lashley and Batista shake hands. Cole declares the match to have even odds with the undefeated but untested rookie facing the injured champion. Batista is ranked #1 on the Power 25, Lashley is #10. Tazz predicts an upset, while Cole predicts Batista’s experience advantage to be too much for “Blaster”

 

Survivor Series: Bobby Lashley defeats Batista in 7:45 after Batista’s injury proves to be much more limiting than expected. Batista gives a retirement speech and congratulates Lashley putting him over as unstoppable. Lashley and Batista shake hands and Lashley asks Batista to mentor him, Batista agrees. They embrace to end Survivor Series.

 

Smackdown: Lashley has a celebration ceremony, complete with Batista.

 

Smackdown: Hardy is granted a title bout at Armageddon to minor protest from many of the other upper tier superstars.

 

Smackdown: Batista cuts a promo for Lashley calling him the best in the world, bar none.

 

Armageddon: Lashley defeats Hardy at 15:03. Batista celebrates with him after the match. Lashley was on the defensive most of the time. Lashley receives Minor jeers throughout and is ranked at #1 on the Power 25. The match is not the main event.

 

Smackdown: Lashley challenges Booker T to a match at the Rumble as a “Champions Showcase.”

 

Smackdown: A video airs showing Lashley workout habits and shows his victory over Batista at Survivor Series but glosses over the fact that Batista was injured. Lashley is ranked at #1 despite not having a match since Armageddon. The video just mentions that he is #1. The fans chant overrated at the video.

 

Smackdown. Booker T defeats Chris Benoit. Lashley and Batista saves Benoit from a beat down afterwards. Lashley again receives minor overrated chants.

 

Smackdown: Lashley and Benoit defeat Booker T and Randy Orton in 15:34. Lashley is not in the match until the last 30 seconds when he hits the dominater on Booker T. Despite his little effort he is still ranked #1.

 

Smackdown: Booker T calls out Lashley, but Lashley is on vacation for the week.

 

Smackdown: Lashley and Booker T have their formal contract signing. Lashley receives minor overrated chants. Batista comes out and hypes “The Blaster”

 

Royal Rumble: (Raw wins Rumble) Lashley defeats Booker T after 19:21 being taken to the absolute limit. Throughout the match he receives thunderous overrated chants which really seem to get to him. After the match he grabs a mic and asks the people what they want with him. He’s the best, he’s the champion. The fans chant Batista. Lashley calls Batista to the ring and reminds the fans that he’s old and retired.

 

Smackdown: Overrated chants have really caught on as Lashley tags with Benoit to defeat MNM in 12:45. Lashley is nearly pinned several times. Benoit actually gets the win but Lashley is still number #1. We Want Batista chants heard throughout show. Lashley is set to face Kennedy at No Way Out.

 

Smackdown: Lashley gets harassed on the mic by Kennedy and doesn’t respond. Overrated chants abound throughout the show as well as We Want Batista.

 

No Way Out: Lashley defeats Kennedy in 15:32 after a hard fought bout. He is harassed by fans throughout the match. Lashley calls out Batista after the match and calls him washed up and spits on him and demands a match at ‘Maina. Batista finally agree and the 2 slug it out to end the show.

 

Smackdown: Batista finally admits that Lashley may be overrated and promises victory. Lashley blindsides him to end the show.

 

Smackdown: Lashley attacks Batista backstage.

 

Smackdown: Lashley and Batista have a stare down to end the show.

 

Wrestlemania: In the main event unranked Batista defeats #1 ranked, champion Bobby “The Blaster” Lashley in 12:05 after a Batista bomb.

 

Top that.

 

16. For US History I had to interview someone from a historical era. I interviewed a coworker and we claimed that he was a former Blood from Detroit. We faked pictures and eveything. I got a 105% on it.

 

17. I even made a rap that "he wrote" for it. All I can remember is:

If it can’t get no worse, why is life so coarse?

I do one thing to pay the bills, and that’s to kill.

Being a gangster ain’t no worse than being a teamster.

 

18. I'm attempting to write a short story. After 3 months this is all I have:

I’m lost. In more than one sense. I just took a wrong turn. Have you ever taken a drive, or walked around someplace, on the off chance you’ll run into someone you used to know? No, well I guess I’m just strange then. Anyway, I just took one of those trips and I’m not really sure where in the hell I am.

If I REALLY wanted to I could call her. What if she doesn’t answer, do I leave a voicemail or call back later? Worse yet, what if she does answer. It’s all very frightening, so instead I aimlessly drive around on $3 a galloon gas and do my small part in polluting the Earth. They say we should leave the Earth nice for the next generation, well, I say fuck that, I’m going to do my part in exhausting all of Earth’s fossil fuels. I’m not going to be here to deal with the consequences and God willing I’m not gonna have any off springs running around.

I should probably ask for directions. Or I could just drive around and hope I find the way home. Just wait out the problem that’ll solve everything. Trust me, I know.

I thought I saw her the other night, and my heart skipped a beat. It freaked my the fuck out. If ever saw her, I’d probably run as fast I could in the other direction. Granted I wouldn’t run very fast, because a pack and a half a day will do that sort of thing to you. Alright, so that same night I deleted her from my phonebook. The screen came up “Delete Sara” and it took me 10 goddamn minutes to press that button. I still know the number but it felt kind of symbolic. No if I could delete her from my mind I would be all set. Move on with life; find a better job, nah a real job, you know, actually put that college degree to use, move out of my father’s house.

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I’ve got a degree in US History Secondary Education; meaning that just about the only job I’m qualified for is that of a US History teacher. Thing is, I don’t want to be a teacher. But you’ve got major in something. The dart just kind of landed on education and I hate little kids so secondary education was a natural choice.

I’m 23 and divorced. One wonders how that happens. Well, it just does. Before I continue about that and give away the ending, I should tell the story. It’s like knowing that Bruce Willis is dead going into the movie. It just ruins the whole story. So anyone who hasn’t seen the “Sixth Sense” by is now fucked.

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I was born Will (not William, just Will. I had dumb, hippie, stoner parents) Justice (seriously, Justice) Ryder. That has to be the worst name ever. I was not even given a proper first name, though I don’t mind my first name. Justice Ryder. That’s like a name for a superhero or a pro wrestler. Though I despise them for it, everyone calls me Justice. The only part of the name I like is Ryder. It reminds me of Rider Strong, that actor from the TV show “Boy Meets World” and more recently the movie “Cabin Fever.” Basically this paragraph could be summarized in one sentence: ‘My name is Will Justice Ryder and I hate my name’ but then I wouldn’t get to compare myself to a superhero and a semi-famous actor and I need the slight ego boast that the comparison provides. It also helps me pad out my story and fell more like a real writer. I just typed fell instead of feel. E and L are at opposite ends of the keyboard in different rows. Typing is obviously not my strong suit either. I’m terrible at biographical stuff as I’m easily distracted.

Write a novel, get rich from said novel, fall in love. That’s my three step plan. However it will probably end up more like: get into the family business (or worse, use my college degree), settle for someone so I don’t die alone, die unhappy. 22 and thinking like this. I want to be a writer but I can’t write anything particularly good. Life’s a bitch huh?

I don’t even care anymore because all I can do is think of her. I used to be able to sit back and watch a horror movie, now I think of her as Jason hacks someone into pieces. That’s kind of freaky isn’t it.

Alright I should call Alisa, my high school sweetheart. Get some advice she was always good for that. Calling her is a delicate matter, do I leave my number when I leave her a voice mail, or assume she has it? What is a boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, child (scary thought, but I haven’t seen her seen her since freshman year in college) answers then I’m going to be having a mighty awkward conversation with them. I just need to mentally prepare for this conversation.

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Okay, so I didn’t make the call. Not because I was afraid to or anything but I couldn’t remember her number and I don’t have it written down anywhere. Looking it up in the enormous phonebook was a task I just didn’t have the energy for. Plus USA was showing “Starship Troopers” and in this house there’s a rule, if “Starship Troopers” is on TV, it MUST be on every TV in the house, no matter if the room is occupied or not. Sure we own the DVD, but when it comes on television, that’s God’s way of telling us we haven’t watched it enough. One of the few things my Father and I can agree on. It’s a shame that the sequel was such a bad movie. They could still make a proper sequel, it’s not like Casper Van Dien has anything better to do.

I still remember the first time I met Alisa. Oddly, enough it wasn’t in high school. When I was 17, I went on a mega-expensive month long tropical cruise with a few friends. At one of the overnight ports, the some semifamous 90s bands was playing. The way the sitting was arranged was that with your cover you were sited at a table. Well, I went with my friends and we were placed at a large table, semi-far from stage, but with a large number of attractive females. Alisa was in a short denim skirt and a tight yellow t-shirt. In other words she looked fantastic.

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“So where are you from?” asked Alisa “the states right?”

“Indiana,” I responded trying not to sound embarrassed about my home state.

“No shit? Where at in Indiana? I’m from Michigan.”

“Northern Indiana, by ahh… Notre Dame, I guess.”

“Michigan State totally whooped your guys’ ass in football.”

“So, where at in Michigan are you from?”

“Ha! Not far from you, Sturgis.”

“Are you on a cruise?”

“Yeah, same one you are.”

Her last sentence took me aback just a bit and I must have given a strange look.

“(Laughs) I’m not a stalker or anything! I just saw you on the cruise when we boarded yesterday. So Notre Dame boy, got a name?”

“Yeah, Will. What about you?”

 

19. I hate old people.

 

20. I don't stand for the pledge...

 

21. When I was called unAmerican by my dean for this, I called the ACLU and they offered to take legal action.

[gWIL 0]

*obligatory "Who IS this guy?" post*

 

Junior in high school. 16. White. Male.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Shit, I'd flame you just for posting all that, if I were the flaming type.

 

Before everyone on the Magic Schoolbus jumps all over my usage of "flaming type," we all got the joke before you even said it.

[Black Lushus 0]

*obligatory "Who IS this guy?" post*

 

Junior in high school. 16. White. Male.

 

well, that clears that up.

[Carnival 0]

racist

[Black Lushus 0]

racist

 

only against boney lincoln white boys with oozing belly buttons and fluffy pretty hair.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Wait ... Lushus thinks that Carnival's hair is pretty?

 

LushusIzComing?

[Carnival 0]

oh he's said gayer stuff than that to me. Thats very mild.