Itching buttocks or bollocks in public

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

What do you do if you have an itchy bum or itchy balls in public, or if you're a woman, an itchy vagina? For me, if it's my bum I rest against a wall and make sure no-one sees and just give it a scratch, however if it's the testicles I do lunges and let me boxers do the work.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

This one may blow your mind, but when my ass itches...

 

I scratch it.

 

Like everybody who might see me doesn't scratch their own ass.

[Guest wildpegasus]

What do you do if you have an itchy bum or itchy balls in public, or if you're a woman, an itchy vagina? For me, if it's my bum I rest against a wall and make sure no-one sees and just give it a scratch, however if it's the testicles I do lunges and let me boxers do the work.

 

 

Hey!! You're "Modest" from smarkschoice! I never knew that.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

?

[Guest wildpegasus]

?

 

http://www.smarkschoice.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5800

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Who the fuck is that guy.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

http://www.thewrestlingchannel.tv/forum/sh...ead.php?t=25415

 

I'm not that guy either.

[Guest wildpegasus]

http://www.thewrestlingchannel.tv/forum/sh...ead.php?t=25415

 

I'm not that guy either.

 

That's pretty suspicious buddy. How did you manage to find that thread so quikly?

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Internet.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Internet.

 

Uh, uh. No way you could find that link through google that quickly. You would've had a million other things pop up first.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

I worked my way backwards through the results. Much faster.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I worked my way backwards through the results. Much faster.

 

How would you know to go backwards in the first place? Probability says it could be anywhere. I think you're reaching pretty bad here.

 

Make up another excuse. I'm waiting.

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Backwards because, as you say, a million other things would pop up first. Skip a few pages, and BAM, I found it. I was shocked too, but I'm a very lucky guy. That has to be considered.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Backwards because, as you say, a million other things would pop up first. Skip a few pages, and BAM, I found it. I was shocked too, but I'm a very lucky guy. That has to be considered.

 

2 minutes was all you had. At the very least 1 min and 1 second. At the very most about 2 minutes and 59 seconds

 

In both of those scenarios you would've had to realised I posted a response to your response and than read said response. That would've taken a little bit or a good bit of time away.

 

After that you would've had to type www.google.ca or com and typed in whatever words you typed in. No doubt you would've read the first page of results which would eat up even more time. Following that you went to page 3 or 4 of the results and noticed the same exact post from TWC wrestling forum. Finally, you would've clicked on it to discover the page.

 

 

Now on top of all that you would've had to copy and paste the link to bring it over here so you can add a reply. All in approximately 2 minutes. Could you have done all of this in the amounted time? I'm not really seeing it. I'm thinking that you really are Modest so with that knowledge you found the TWC forum rather quickly and than came back here immediatly to post. That's how you got the post here so quickly.

[Slayer 0]

Hey wildpegasus, shut the fuck up

[Hoff 0]

Wait -- he's winning this one. I'm as stunned as anyone, but he is.

 

EDIT: Hey, wait a minute...this isn't actually the Rando we've grown to know here at TSM. This is The_Amazing_Rando. I'm not sure what significance that holds, but my first impulse is that it's actually WP under another name. Detective Inspector Hoff will have to do some more research...

[Sideburnious 0]

1) looks like that time spent at Mole's detective school did WP some good. Looks like it helped Hoff alot too.

 

2) Its probably a pbp, one likely from europe (for the wrestling channel board) who's taken on other gimmick of real mbr accounts before i.e "The__Czech__Republic" so it's probably FBTG back from his teen wedding.

 

3) Yes, my time at Mole's detective school did me a world of good.

 

4) When WP is owning you, and you already post at the wrestling channel board. You might as well just quit posting.

[Slayer 0]

Who actually reads WP posts?

[Guest wildpegasus]

Who actually reads WP posts?

 

 

I present to you Exhibit A -- From 4 posts up in this very thread -- And I quote

Hey wildpegasus, shut the fuck up

 

Looks like somebody's reading.

[Slayer 0]

After past attempts of reading WP posts, I just automatically skip over them and presume he said something stupid, inane or gimmicky.

 

I can only presume it's more of the same here

[Guest wildpegasus]

After past attempts of reading WP posts, I just automatically skip over them and presume he said something stupid, inane or gimmicky.

 

I can only presume it's more of the same.

 

This response is an excuse for you writing your original line of "Shut the f*** up" of which I responed to -- "Looks like somebody's reading".

 

Logic easily dictates that you read my first post or otherwise you wouldn't have posted the "Shut the f*** up" comment. If you actually didn't read it which I severely doubt that means you've admitted you're just a jerk who gets off on trolling me. I severely hope that's not the case because if you're calling me pathetic than what does that make you to follow me around and take a pot shot at me?

 

Now back to your last reply about you skipping over my posts. Obviously this reply was justification for yourself in a thinkly disguised desperate attempt to save face. However, how would you know how to defend yourself if you didn't read my post in the first place? Pure coincidence? Another member on the board called you up on the telephone to say what I wrote in this thread? Of course neither of those scenarios are possible so it's obviously obvious that you DID read my post despite your words to the contrary. You my friend are a liar. And you probably push down crippled people in the street too.

[Guest wildpegasus]

After past attempts of reading WP posts, I just automatically skip over them and presume he said something stupid, inane or gimmicky.

 

I can only presume it's more of the same.

 

This response is an excuse for you writing your original line of "Shut the f*** up" of which I responed to -- "Looks like somebody's reading".

 

Logic easily dictates that you read my first post or otherwise you wouldn't have posted the "Shut the f*** up" comment. If you actually didn't read it which I severely doubt that means you've admitted you're just a jerk who gets off on trolling me. I severely hope that's not the case because if you're calling me pathetic than what does that make you to follow me around and take a pot shot at me?

 

Now back to your last reply about you skipping over my posts. Obviously this reply was justification for yourself in a thinkly disguised desperate attempt to save face. However, how would you know how to defend yourself if you didn't read my post in the first place? Pure coincidence? Another member on the board called you up on the telephone to say what I wrote in this thread? Of course neither of those scenarios are possible so it's obviously obvious that you DID read my post despite your words to the contrary. You my friend are a liar. And you probably push down crippled people in the street too.

 

 

Hmm, now that you've been owned I wonder what's going to happen next. If you respond to my post to try to save face that means that you will actually lose face by admitting you do actually read WP posts in the first place. If you don't respond you will look like a coward. Man, nobody's been this owned since that night I went to the strip club.

 

But will the temptation to post again be too great for you Slayer? Will you try to save face but at the same time admit to your lies? Can you resist not touching the red button? Who would win in a wrestling match with Trish Stratus and WP? Stay tuned next week -- Same WP time -- Same WP channel-- Same WP board.

 

Time will tell and personally I can't wait to see how all this ends up. The suspense in killing me.

[k thx 0]

I can't even be bothered to read that shit.

[Sideburnious 0]

Did CronoT hack WP's account?

[Guest The_Amazing_Rando]

Backwards because, as you say, a million other things would pop up first. Skip a few pages, and BAM, I found it. I was shocked too, but I'm a very lucky guy. That has to be considered.

 

2 minutes was all you had. At the very least 1 min and 1 second. At the very most about 2 minutes and 59 seconds

 

In both of those scenarios you would've had to realised I posted a response to your response and than read said response. That would've taken a little bit or a good bit of time away.

 

After that you would've had to type www.google.ca or com and typed in whatever words you typed in. No doubt you would've read the first page of results which would eat up even more time. Following that you went to page 3 or 4 of the results and noticed the same exact post from TWC wrestling forum. Finally, you would've clicked on it to discover the page.

 

 

Now on top of all that you would've had to copy and paste the link to bring it over here so you can add a reply. All in approximately 2 minutes. Could you have done all of this in the amounted time? I'm not really seeing it. I'm thinking that you really are Modest so with that knowledge you found the TWC forum rather quickly and than came back here immediatly to post. That's how you got the post here so quickly.

I'm on broadband. I also have www.google.com in my favorites.

[k thx 0]

I want to see where The_Amazing_Rando goes from here.

 

Also, since when are post-counts turned off in G&T?

[Guest wildpegasus]

I want to see where The_Amazing_Rando goes from here.

 

Also, since when are post-counts turned off in G&T?

 

What's this folder supposed to be for? I really don't know.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Hey wildpegasus, shut the fuck up

GET THE HANDS UP WP!!!!

 

Who actually reads WP posts?

HE'S GOING TO THE BOODY!!! BLOCK WP!!!!

 

Who actually reads WP posts?

 

 

I present to you Exhibit A -- From 4 posts up in this very thread -- And I quote

Hey wildpegasus, shut the fuck up

 

Looks like somebody's reading.

WORK THE JAB!!! GET SOME MOMENTUM!!!!

 

After past attempts of reading WP posts, I just automatically skip over them and presume he said something stupid, inane or gimmicky.

 

I can only presume it's more of the same here

OH, YOU DONE GOT HIT WITH A HAYMAKER, I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE HANDS UP!!!!1

 

After past attempts of reading WP posts, I just automatically skip over them and presume he said something stupid, inane or gimmicky.

 

I can only presume it's more of the same.

 

This response is an excuse for you writing your original line of "Shut the f*** up" of which I responed to -- "Looks like somebody's reading".

 

Logic easily dictates that you read my first post or otherwise you wouldn't have posted the "Shut the f*** up" comment. If you actually didn't read it which I severely doubt that means you've admitted you're just a jerk who gets off on trolling me. I severely hope that's not the case because if you're calling me pathetic than what does that make you to follow me around and take a pot shot at me?

 

Now back to your last reply about you skipping over my posts. Obviously this reply was justification for yourself in a thinkly disguised desperate attempt to save face. However, how would you know how to defend yourself if you didn't read my post in the first place? Pure coincidence? Another member on the board called you up on the telephone to say what I wrote in this thread? Of course neither of those scenarios are possible so it's obviously obvious that you DID read my post despite your words to the contrary. You my friend are a liar. And you probably push down crippled people in the street too.

GO TO THE BODY, WORK THE JAB!!!! YES, DANCE AROUND PEPPER HIM!!!

 

After past attempts of reading WP posts, I just automatically skip over them and presume he said something stupid, inane or gimmicky.

 

I can only presume it's more of the same.

 

This response is an excuse for you writing your original line of "Shut the f*** up" of which I responed to -- "Looks like somebody's reading".

 

Logic easily dictates that you read my first post or otherwise you wouldn't have posted the "Shut the f*** up" comment. If you actually didn't read it which I severely doubt that means you've admitted you're just a jerk who gets off on trolling me. I severely hope that's not the case because if you're calling me pathetic than what does that make you to follow me around and take a pot shot at me?

 

Now back to your last reply about you skipping over my posts. Obviously this reply was justification for yourself in a thinkly disguised desperate attempt to save face. However, how would you know how to defend yourself if you didn't read my post in the first place? Pure coincidence? Another member on the board called you up on the telephone to say what I wrote in this thread? Of course neither of those scenarios are possible so it's obviously obvious that you DID read my post despite your words to the contrary. You my friend are a liar. And you probably push down crippled people in the street too.

 

 

Hmm, now that you've been owned I wonder what's going to happen next. If you respond to my post to try to save face that means that you will actually lose face by admitting you do actually read WP posts in the first place. If you don't respond you will look like a coward. Man, nobody's been this owned since that night I went to the strip club.

 

But will the temptation to post again be too great for you Slayer? Will you try to save face but at the same time admit to your lies? Can you resist not touching the red button? Who would win in a wrestling match with Trish Stratus and WP? Stay tuned next week -- Same WP time -- Same WP channel-- Same WP board.

 

Time will tell and personally I can't wait to see how all this ends up. The suspense in killing me.

YOU HAD HIM ON THE ROPES AND GOT TO COCKY KID, YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED HIM, BUT WANTED TO TALK SMACK IN THE END... NOW IT'S IN THE JUDGES HANDS.

[The Niggardly King 0]

JUDGE #1

 

Slayer - 96

WP - 92

It's alright kid, we still got two others....

 

 

JUDGE #2

 

Slayer - 89

WP - 91

Alright kid, ya did good, now we just need the final judge....

 

 

 

JUDGE #3

 

Slayer - 94

WP - 88

 

YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED HIM KID!!!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU STILL AIN'T LEARNED THE FUNDAMENTALS TO BE A SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Czech Republic 0]

This is bad by Testing Grounds standards.