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Milky: +25pts

 

Zorin Industries: +10 pts

 

The_Amazing_Rando: +8pts

 

Slayer: +4pts

 

Carnival: +3 pts

 

bob_barron: +3pts

 

Princcess Leena: +2pts

 

wildpegasus: +2pts

 

KOAB: +1pts

 

Arnold_OldSchool: -2pts

 

Nice Guy Adam: -5pts

 

The Czech Republic: -6pts

 

Tiffany Malibu: -6pts

 

LucharesuFan619: -10pts

 

banky christ: -12pts

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Even though NYU hates Zack now, I still never want to read his posts, and wish someone would murder his entire family and force him to watch the bloodshed.

 

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by evil?

 

 

Nice Guy Adam: Being turned on by evil: -5 pts

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In highschool this guy I knew was sitting in class, putting the eraser end of his pencil in his ear. Well sure enough the eraser fell out...and he had to walk around all day with it in there before finally breaking down, and telling his mother. After a trip to the hosptial, it was removed.

 

 

The_Amazing_Rando: Usurping The Amazing Rando: +8pts

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he wants to sign someone else's email addy up for them

 

I've been there too.

 

No, I don't.

LucharesuFan619: Lying: -10pts

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Steak and sex my favorite pair

I get them both the same- Very rare

 

Arnold_OldSchool: Fairly Amusing Joke: +2 pts

 

I must admit I stole it Rodney Dangerfield

 

Arnold_OldSchool: Feeling the need to say you stole a joke from someone: -4pts

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i like this thread....i hope it's ok if i talk in it

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So who's the coolest person ever? I thought it'd be a good idea to get a tournament going on and see just who is the coolest person ever as voted on by the only board that matters -- that being of course the smartmarks.

 

 

First off, I want to start a nominaton thread to see how many people get nominated. We'll go from there and if everything works out well we'll start up a tournament sometime in the future. Afterwards we may do a fictional coolest charactore ever contest as well.

 

 

I fear that there are going to be an awful lot of contenders so if you list a ton of names please emphasize the ones you feel most strongly on. What I might do is just take the top 1 or 2 picks of each individual voter. I don't know yet. We'll see how it goes.

 

 

So I'll start the nominations.

 

 

Since this is a wrestling board I thought I"d may as well start it off with who I believe are the coolest people in wrestling ---- 1) Terry Funk

2) Mayumi Ozaki

3)Rip Rogers

4) Bret Hart

5)Andre the Giant

 

Remember, anyone from any walk of life is elgible from this. Everyone from your neighbour next door to the members of ACDC.

 

wildpegasus: Starting this thread: -3pts

 

i'm sure i'd fit in here somewhere. surely i'd be ahead of bret fucking hart. bret hart is the bob barron of cool. actually i take that back, i really like bob. but you get my point.

 

banky christ: Replying: -9pts

Guest StylesMark
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Consider this thread my table

 

Chave:asking for "consideration" of a thread: +5 points

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chave musta got dumped by his girlfriend &/or friends. he's posting waaaay too much. compensating by being too banky. TOO banky.

Banky: Using himself as an adjective: -3pts

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I said I'd never do it.

 

I had my time here, and left myself to be a footnote in it's history.

 

Now I see petty arguments, ego collision, and more bitching than I tend to do when it's "that time".

 

Czechs and Balances can sink or swim, it's up to them. However, let it be known that as one tower crumbles, another shall rise. Malibu Enterprises will prove to be a more interesting endeavor I'm sure. Tiffany and Zack are climbing back to the top!

 

Competiton is healthy. Get ready boys, because you can't underestimate a woman on top.

 

Malibu Enterprises Staff (updated frequently):

 

Head Bitch In Charge: Tiffany Malibu

 

Company Hitman aka The Left Hand of Power: Zack Malibu

 

Creative Counsel and Right Hand Haiku Man: Чэв

 

Smark At Large: StylesMark

 

Master of Espionage/CAB Defector: Carnival

 

Secretary of Getting Jiggy: Black Lushus

 

I'm ready to kick this off everybody. Time to bring Zack and Tiffany back to the top of the TSM mountain :)

 

--Tiff

 

 

Tiffany Malibu: Making me in charge of haikus: +4pts

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Even though NYU hates Zack now, I still never want to read his posts, and wish someone would murder his entire family and force him to watch the bloodshed.

 

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by evil?

 

No, it shows you're human. And as for me, I enjoy the Scott Tenorman episode a little too much.

Princcess Leena: Encouraging Adam's dark side: +2pts

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Have you ever actually run into the gangs? I moved to Montreal for school and I love the fact that I can walk home at night without worrying about any gangs or anything. I couldn't do that in Toronto, I always needed a ride.

 

I've never seen any gangs.

 

bob_barron: Scaring gangs away: +3pts

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Okay, this whole Zack Malibu thing is getting kind of dumb. It's not like he's a total moron, or bottom-feeder, or any of the usual people that start shit with me. He's just a well-meaning guy who tries to be funny and fails. God knows he's not the only one here. As for the whole "we don't have 2 impress u it's a good time party pit w00t" stuff, I can't write that one off. That's sorta lame.

 

IIRC, he actually cared enough about this place that he offered to buy it from Dames so it wouldn't get taken over by some automaton with no connection to the community (which is why I found it odd that his new Bestest Board Buddy was a guy who spammed the board like thirty times). I never really had any problem with him until a few weeks ago when he and Prince Paul loaded up the place with all that swing-and-a-miss unfunny Boardum/Real TSM-style garbage that's so annoying to slog through.

 

Now while I will admit it was funny to watch Zack finally lose his cool the other day and freak out MikeSC-style, I think with the advent of the Tiffany rehash, it's clearly gonna be all downhill from here. I mean, nobody's gonna get banned, we're not gonna get a classic thread out of it, it's just gonna be more petty "Hey look guys......the LOOOOOOOSERS at TSM are making fun of US again! :rolleyes:" Boardum bullshit.

 

So maybe it would be ideal for the ever-so-elite handful of people who are still clinging to the general chat section of LessonInMachismo's personal neocon rhetoric board to just keep their custom brand of mind-numbing crap there and leave the rest of us to our own brand of mind-numbing crap, and quit doing the "ooooooh those TSMers are trying to get us!" garbage.

 

 

The Czech Republic: Overanalyzing Hardcore Discussion: -6pts

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Well, with Malibu Enterprises surging along strongly, I figure this is as good a time as any to start this. This is where we're going to evaluate you and determine just how cool you really are, lol.

 

Step right up.

Tiffany Malibu: Jumping the shark: -10 pts

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