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Did anybody watch? I wonder what the Arquette siblings think of Alexis being on this show.

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From what I've seen, it's terrible.

 

edit: Maven is competing to live in the house.

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Maven seemed to enjoy being hit on by Alexis a little too much I think.

 

I love how the playboy chick is always bitching about Mrs. Brady talking about her being naked when half of the clips for future shows, the chick is naked in.

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No, she was complaining about how Miss Brady thinks that she is a whore when in reality she is a model who does nude modeling and it doesn't mean she fucks all the time.

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Yes, Alexis sings "Do You Want Me", all Happy Madison productions are movies that every SNL fan needs to own.

You mean, "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"...

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Sherman Helmsley who mumbles and is incohorent. Some playboy chick, Maven from the WWE, Alexis Arquette(trannie sibling of David Arquette), Tawney Quentain(spelling), lead singer from Smashmouth and CC Deville from Poison.

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Forgot about Mrs. Brady who acts as the host of the show.

 

Playboy chick - young & stupid who thinks posing nude is rated G and states she is not a whore and is a drunk.

 

Alexis - Tranny who flirts with everybody

 

Tawney - Mrs. Morals or Born Again Bitch

 

Smashmouth - Clean freak

 

CC - Straight out of rehab

 

Sherman - Not reality tv material and shys from the camera

 

Maven - Beat a bunch of reality tv jabronies in the 15 minutes of fame battle royale

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Tawny is also the dancer from the infamous white snake video who beat up her baseball pitcher Chuck Finlay(I think that was him).

 

Sherman, was a weird selection for the show. I guess they were expecting an old grouchy black guy who yells alot. They got an old grouchy black guy who sleeps alot. Maven, got on because he didn't shit his pants like the other guy.

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Tawny Kitaen was married to David Coverdale, the lead singer of Whitesnake (of which she appeared in various music videos for), before marrying Chuck Finley. The only other things I remember seeing her in was the Tom Hanks' movie "Bachelor Party" and some early episodes of "Hercules" with Kevin Sorbo.

 

-Y2Jerk...bringing the 80s trivia.

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Tawny is also the dancer from the infamous white snake video who beat up her baseball pitcher Chuck Finlay(I think that was him).

 

Sherman, was a weird selection for the show. I guess they were expecting an old grouchy black guy who yells alot. They got an old grouchy black guy who sleeps alot. Maven, got on because he didn't shit his pants like the other guy.

 

 

Couldn't be that hard when Ace from the Real World dances around like a dope.

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That is all true but her character in Surreal Life is not the same as Charo or Red Sonja from the seasons past. Tawny is not running around the house with her breasts pushed up nor is she flirting with everyone in the house. Tawny is not the horny old maid this season. I find it to believe but it looks like she is the normal one in the house.

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That is all true but her character in Surreal Life is not the same as Charo or Red Sonja from the seasons past. Tawny is not running around the house with her breasts pushed up nor is she flirting with everyone in the house. Tawny is not the horny old maid this season. I find it to believe but it looks like she is the normal one in the house.

 

Sherman's not normal? He seems like every other grouchy old man who doesn't want attention.

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Yes, Alexis sings "Do You Want Me", all Happy Madison productions are movies that every SNL fan needs to own.

Yea I love the wedding singer and own the dvd. Alexis steals the show in that movie a lot. Especially when he busts on a trombone during the bar mitzvah, that always gets a laugh from me for some reason.

 

SL was ok this week. But surprised no one mentioned the dude with the apparant huge poop stain on his underwear during the last guy competiiton.

 

Maven seems like a fun guy actually. and You have to give him props for wearing his wrestling trunks .

 

Mrs brady as the resident therapist is actually pretty interesting, coming off of her appearance on My Fair Brady.

 

 

man why do I keep watching these se crappy vh1 reality shows?

 

and for once I know who everyone on the show is (well save for andrea)

 

sherman stole the show with his grumpy ways (gotta love him refusing to share his room) and he busted out the weezy line right away.

 

Tawny explaining g who he was to andrea and trying to sing the Jeffersons song was pretty funny to me

 

 

and lmao at Alexis giving Andrea one last shot at him before he gets the operation "Ive been told I have a fairly large penis")

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