Im going to need some advice..

[Guest Felonies!]

She can't even spell Kenseth right. If you can't spell a NASCAR driver last name (and she wasn't even close) is that really the girl you want to be with? Nothing to do with the NASCAR thing, just the inability to spell a easy last name like that isn't a good sign.

Ah lahke Ricky Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuudd

 

(no I don't)

 

Marvin, an ellipsis has three periods in it. Now get it right or pay the price!

 

(spot the reference)

[Guest Princess Leena]

"Heaven" added me, and I messaged her this for you, Marvin.

 

Hi, Heaven.

 

Sorry for the random add.

 

But, I'm Matthew's friend. I believe you two spoke on myspace. And he messed things up. He's very shy, and he's had virtually no experience with women... and he didn't mean to offend you.

 

He really REALLY likes you, and wants to meet you sometime. So, keep asking him out... and eventually he'll open up.

 

Oh, and if you're having trouble breaking the ice, just mention "HDTV" to him. He'll yammer on forever about it. Heck, if you bought an HDTV right now, he'd come over 24/7.

 

Sincerely,

Alyanna.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Well now that's just mean.

 

Unless it somehow works, then you can say you got your first taste of pussy because of something a girl on a random wrestling message board did for you.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"Heaven" added me, and I messaged her this for you, Marvin.

 

Hi, Heaven.

 

Sorry for the random add.

 

But, I'm Matthew's friend. I believe you two spoke on myspace. And he messed things up. He's very shy, and he's had virtually no experience with women... and he didn't mean to offend you.

 

He really REALLY likes you, and wants to meet you sometime. So, keep asking him out... and eventually he'll open up.

 

Oh, and if you're having trouble breaking the ice, just mention "HDTV" to him. He'll yammer on forever about it. Heck, if you bought an HDTV right now, he'd come over 24/7.

 

Sincerely,

Alyanna.

 

Yeah, see I thought you were kidding and I wasn't going to say "dont do it" but..uh..whatever.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Ah, I should have added I was from a wrestling board. Oh well.

[Hawk 34 0]

This is one of the reasons I won't add Leena. I like you and all, but I just think you'd end up taking what few legitimate friends I have and scaring them away from me. That being said, I might just send you towards the ex I mentioned in the other thread. Maybe.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Oh, come on, I didn't really send that.

[Hawk 34 0]

Oh, come on, I didn't really send that.

 

AIM me and I'll let you talk me into adding you so you can harass my ex and her stuck up teenaged friends.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I don't harass people!

 

Even wrestlers. Well, I only bother them once if they don't reply.

[Guest wildpegasus]

In all seriousness, what does everyone think the percentage chances of that message Leena threatened to send would actually help the situation some?

[Hawk 34 0]

In all seriousness, what does everyone think the percentage chances of that message Leena threatened to send would actually help the situation some?

 

More then Marvin is helping himself.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Oh dear...

 

I sense funny things happening tomorrow. Lolz.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I dont know if I like the sound of that or not.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I went ahead and sent her another email and basically said that while Im sure she enjoys talking with me over the net, I was begging to feel that she had no intentions of actually wanting to meet me and if that was the case I would like to know now as opposed to getting strung along even though I dont mind chatting with her.. I mentioned that Im off saturday as well..

 

Response I Got:

 

don't begin to wonder that we will never meet. because i do want to meet you and we will just be patient with me ok. i would like to do some thing with you saturday but goiing out all day to o.c for the cars that are going to be down there. dont give up thats not kool

 

Thank you Mrs. Carlito..

 

and there is a big thing down in OC this weekend..Cruisin 2006

[MrRant 0]

And you can't go down there and check it out with her because?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

And you can't go down there and check it out with her because?

 

I didnt exactly get the "would you like to go with me" idea from that email, and plus I know next to nothing about cars and I remember going down there a couple years ago with my dad and being bored to death.

 

Now if it were and HDTV Show..er..I'll shut up.

[Hawk 34 0]

At this point, go for broke and surprise her.

[EricMM 0]

If she spits apple in your face at some point, I'm driving to bumfuck MD, just to shake her hand.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

"dont give up thats not kool"

 

Words to live by (kinda. It's actually 'don't' and 'cool' but we all get he point...)

 

Dude, you are putting way too much pressure on yourself. Play it cool. When you send women messages like that, it screams DESPERATION. And women smell desperation easier than dogs smell fear. You wanna aim more for the nonchalant end of the spectrum. Not totally "eh, whatevs" about it, but make it seem to her that you have stuff going on too, and you're not checking myspace every 5 minutes to see if she sent you. Take it from me, lunatic, I've been there. I've learned the hard way. Ladies love to be shown interest, but they freak out when you show too much this early in the game.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

"dont give up thats not kool"

 

Words to live by (kinda. It's actually 'don't' and 'cool' but we all get he point...)

 

Dude, you are putting way too much pressure on yourself. Play it cool. When you send women messages like that, it screams DESPERATION. And women smell desperation easier than dogs smell fear. You wanna aim more for the nonchalant end of the spectrum. Not totally "eh, whatevs" about it, but make it seem to her that you have stuff going on too, and you're not checking myspace every 5 minutes to see if she sent you. Take it from me, lunatic, I've been there. I've learned the hard way. Ladies love to be shown interest, but they freak out when you show too much this early in the game.

 

Man's right.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Man, I couldn't find a girl to go to a car show with me if I tried. Marvin just gets one like *that*. Don't fuck it up.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"dont give up thats not kool"

 

Words to live by (kinda. It's actually 'don't' and 'cool' but we all get he point...)

 

Dude, you are putting way too much pressure on yourself. Play it cool. When you send women messages like that, it screams DESPERATION. And women smell desperation easier than dogs smell fear. You wanna aim more for the nonchalant end of the spectrum. Not totally "eh, whatevs" about it, but make it seem to her that you have stuff going on too, and you're not checking myspace every 5 minutes to see if she sent you. Take it from me, lunatic, I've been there. I've learned the hard way. Ladies love to be shown interest, but they freak out when you show too much this early in the game.

 

Man's right.

 

But wait a second..shes the one sending me emails just about every day..I think I have about 20 emails sitting in my gmail inbox just from her over the last two weeks. I dont mind the emails though so Im not complaining about that, but at least you should understand that its not me being the obsessed one here...which if you'll remember is why I thought I wouldn't hear from her when I didn't get an email from her last week for just one day..

 

And for what its worth, today she asked if I was going with my dad to the car show ("if so then may be i will bump into you") and I told her no cause Im not.. I should say its bad enough I have to spend Sunday with my dad for my birthday and I have to go to the NASCAR race up in Dover with him in a couple weeks, but we don't really get along at all which fits cause I dont get along with my mother either.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Forget your dad, and go see Matt Kinnith with her.

[MrRant 0]

"dont give up thats not kool"

 

Words to live by (kinda. It's actually 'don't' and 'cool' but we all get he point...)

 

Dude, you are putting way too much pressure on yourself. Play it cool. When you send women messages like that, it screams DESPERATION. And women smell desperation easier than dogs smell fear. You wanna aim more for the nonchalant end of the spectrum. Not totally "eh, whatevs" about it, but make it seem to her that you have stuff going on too, and you're not checking myspace every 5 minutes to see if she sent you. Take it from me, lunatic, I've been there. I've learned the hard way. Ladies love to be shown interest, but they freak out when you show too much this early in the game.

 

Man's right.

 

But wait a second..shes the one sending me emails just about every day..I think I have about 20 emails sitting in my gmail inbox just from her over the last two weeks. I dont mind the emails though so Im not complaining about that, but at least you should understand that its not me being the obsessed one here...which if you'll remember is why I thought I wouldn't hear from her when I didn't get an email from her last week for just one day..

 

And for what its worth, today she asked if I was going with my dad to the car show ("if so then may be i will bump into you") and I told her no cause Im not.. I should say its bad enough I have to spend Sunday with my dad for my birthday and I have to go to the NASCAR race up in Dover with him in a couple weeks, but we don't really get along at all which fits cause I dont get along with my mother either.

 

Dumb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ass

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Forget your dad, and go see Matt Kinnith with her.

 

I thought about that but I didnt think it was a good idea (go figure).

[Guest Princess Leena]

I'm sure your Dad would rather see you fuck a bitch before it's too late.

[EricMM 0]

Or is it too late already :(

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

With girls, you just have to do some things you don't wanna do, like go to a car show.

[2GOLD 0]

You could have acted fucking interested in the cars. It wasn't about the damn cars, she basically gave you the open invite and you said no because you don't like cars?!?!

 

ARRRRGHHH

 

If I wasn't engaged, I'd be at the damn car show looking for her. And I hate boring ass car shows.

GOD!

[naiwf 0]

You could have acted fucking interested in the cars. It wasn't about the damn cars, she basically gave you the open invite and you said no because you don't like cars?!?!

 

ARRRRGHHH

 

If I wasn't engaged, I'd be at the damn car show looking for her. And I hate boring ass car shows.

GOD!

 

Is anyone else getting the feeling that even if a woman invited Marvin in for "coffee", while she was taking her clothes off, he'd still say something like "I don't really like coffee, and even if I did, it's far too late for me to have coffee. You see the caffeine wouldn't let me sleep, and I have to be up early in the morning."?