Im going to need some advice..

[MrRant 0]

If you had "no show after an hour", give yourself a cookie.

 

I give up..I just give the hell up.

 

I'm guessing you didn't do the smart thing like get a phone number incase something comes up?

[Guest wildpegasus]

If you had "no show after an hour", give yourself a cookie.

 

I give up..I just give the hell up.

 

 

Don't give up yet. At least get some communication going and see what's up.

[Hawk 34 0]

I got a good feeling she was there in the lobby with her real boy-toy getting a good chuckle out of you standing there awkwardly probably constantly checking your watch/cell.

 

Move on, there's a billion fish in the sea. You might need to head towards the swamp now.

 

Don't listen to WP. Cast this one aside.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I've got her number, which is an issue in and of itself, but since I haven't managed to join the year 2006 yet (read no cell phone) it didn't do me any good since there were no payphones. I could very well call her right now, however the issue I mentioned earlier is the fact that her number is a delaware number, however it appears to be a cell phone (yeah..I did a google search) and the best I can get out of it is that the # was originally created in Georgetown DE but the search mentioned that with number portability now they could live anywhere with the delaware #. I originally wanted to believe the portability reason, however now I realize that once again I was probably had so Im not even interested in calling.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I don't know if you were had... this girl would have given quite a lot of effort just to fuck you over like that. And didn't she say she wanted you to come to her house to watch movies, or something?

 

I think it's quite possible this "heaven" is as socially awkward as you are.

 

But, whatever, time to move on.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I've got her number, which is an issue in and of itself, but since I haven't managed to join the year 2006 yet (read no cell phone) it didn't do me any good since there were no payphones. I could very well call her right now, however the issue I mentioned earlier is the fact that her number is a delaware number, however it appears to be a cell phone (yeah..I did a google search) and the best I can get out of it is that the # was originally created in Georgetown DE but the search mentioned that with number portability now they could live anywhere with the delaware #. I originally wanted to believe the portability reason, however now I realize that once again I was probably had so Im not even interested in calling.

 

No cellphones for me either. Well, besides the fact that I can't afford one I don't trust them for health reasons. Than you have the big anchor tied around your foot factor. No freedom at all. I hate that.

 

 

The story's not over yet. I'm not sure what's going on but it's gonna be interesting to see how it plays out.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I got a good feeling she was there in the lobby with her real boy-toy getting a good chuckle out of you standing there awkwardly probably constantly checking your watch/cell.

 

Move on, there's a billion fish in the sea. You might need to head towards the swamp now.

 

Don't listen to WP. Cast this one aside.

 

Why would someone go through all the trouble to do that?

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Another how to talk to women thread...

 

See my advice, here: HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN, By: FroGG_NeaL.

 

Once you've read that, study it well, and when you feel you're ready to stop being a pansy about talking to a goddamn female, then use my advice.

 

Do everything I say, just as it's written.

 

Then report back to us if your sucess rate with the ladies goes up.

[Guest guerillagenius]

three-hundred & twenty fuckin' pounds

 

You're fucking fat.

 

My guess is you got a small dick.

 

 

That's funny since my guess is so do you. Since you are obviously overweight (unless your like 9' tall) you more than likely have bitch tits. The reason for this is that when the body has too much fat it produces more Estrogen, and thus produces less testosterone. Less testosterone means a smaller dick, or at least a smaller version of what you may or may not be able to see with your giant fucking gut hanging down.

 

I don't usually rail someone like this, but I hate it when people talk shit about someone else and act all cool, when they obviously have similar problems themselves. (and no I'm not being a hypocrit, I'm tall, ripped, and I am 8" in the pants, not that anyone would believe me on a msg board anyway)

[Guest Coffey]

Damnit, it's all true! I'm so suicidal!

 

You should've seen me when I was 373. I'm also twenty-four, unemployed, still live with my parents and don't have my driver license. YES!

 

...but I keep going.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Isn't penis size genetic? Well, I suppose everything is genetic.

 

 

And let's not get too off track here. I want this thread to be about Marvin and his date. I want to see how this all ends up.

[2GOLD 0]

I've got her number, which is an issue in and of itself, but since I haven't managed to join the year 2006 yet (read no cell phone) it didn't do me any good since there were no payphones. I could very well call her right now, however the issue I mentioned earlier is the fact that her number is a delaware number, however it appears to be a cell phone (yeah..I did a google search) and the best I can get out of it is that the # was originally created in Georgetown DE but the search mentioned that with number portability now they could live anywhere with the delaware #. I originally wanted to believe the portability reason, however now I realize that once again I was probably had so Im not even interested in calling.

 

Cell phone was created at the Walmart then. It's where the Cingular store used to be before moving to Seaford, DE.

Give me her name, I might know this woman.

 

Actually, if she lives in Delaware then odds are extremely high I know here.

[tominator89 0]

You know every female in the state of Delaware?

[2GOLD 0]

You know every female in the state of Delaware?

 

Not every one, but a huge chunk of my friends are females in Delaware who seem to ask me about other guys and gals in the state every day. By this point, I probably know a rather big size and if I don't, they might.

 

More than likely, I don't. But considering, it's possible I do.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Her name is Heaven.

 

I'm sure you'd remember a Heaven.

[Guest guerillagenius]

Isn't penis size genetic?

Mostly, but a decrease in testosterone can make it smaller. That's why with steroids your body stps producing it's own testosterone that's why a lot of times your balls shrink as well as penis.

[2GOLD 0]

Her name is Heaven.

 

I'm sure you'd remember a Heaven.

 

Wait wait wait

He's trying to go out with a woman named Heaven?

 

...well, there is a stripper in Seaford who goes by the name Heaven.

[Guest Princess Leena]

This improves your chances to get some, Marv.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Theres no chance its the same person.

[Guest Princess Leena]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=76052596

 

That's her myspace.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I'd hit it, then quit it.

[MrRant 0]

I think we should put together a drive to get Marv paid account on Adult FriendFinder or something.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I've been told by a couple people who probably know about 1/10th of what I've posted on here that I should just call her. I've been waiting for an email from her which like I said is rather unusual and pretty much confirms my "this whole thing was a sham" belief, which is why I haven't bothered calling.

 

I dunno.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I think we should put together a drive to get Marv paid account on Adult FriendFinder or something.

 

The adult dating sites, at least the two I tried (read: Paid for) are useless cause of all the ones I sent messages to, either no response or I got a reply trying to get me to pay for a webcam session.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I've been told by a couple people who probably know about 1/10th of what I've posted on here that I should just call her. I've been waiting for an email from her which like I said is rather unusual and pretty much confirms my "this whole thing was a sham" belief, which is why I haven't bothered calling.

 

I dunno.

 

I'd call her. Maybe she's just upset at you. Than afterwards you can have makeup sex.

 

What's the worse that can happen?

 

A)You discover she shamed you or she is a serial killer. Worst case scenario. But if it's anything else than there could be clear sailing ahead and I don't think you should throw away those odds. At least see what the river card is.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I think we should put together a drive to get Marv paid account on Adult FriendFinder or something.

 

Naah, on the computer I used to use I had some Adult FriendFinder adware or spyware that would pop up on me on occasion. Don't want that on your computer.

[Guest]

Cast this one aside. You're wasting your time.

[Guest Princess Leena]

I'd call, but mostly out of curiosity. And to maybe swear at her.

 

It's time to move on from Heaven.

[naiwf 0]

"Save me from this prison

Lord help me get away

Cause only you can save me now

From this misery

Cause I've been lost in my own place

And I'm getting' weary

How far is heaven

And I know I need to change

My ways of livin'

How far is heaven, Lord can you tell me

 

Cause I've been locked up way too long

In this crazy world, how far is heaven

I just keep on prayin' Lord

Just keep on livin', how far is heaven

Lord can you tell me, how far is heaven

I just got to know how far, how far is heaven

Lord can you tell me

 

tu que estas en alto cielo,

Hechame tu bendicion

[translated from Spanish]

[You that's in a higher place

Send me down a blessing]

 

Cause I know there's a better place

Than this place I'm livin', how far is heaven

And I just got to have some faith

And just keep on giving, how far is heaven

I just wanna know how far."

 

Seriously though, if you're going the online route and you don't meet the chick within the first 7 days of contacting them, it's best to just move on. The longer the wait, the more likely it is she'll flake out, or she's already met someone else while stringing you along. The main mistake guys make these days is they really believe you need to give 100% to every kind of relationship. There's NO reason you should get your feelings hurt or heart broken by someone you've never met in the flesh.

[2GOLD 0]

I'd call, but mostly out of curiosity. And to maybe swear at her.

 

It's time to move on from Heaven.

 

Find a girl named Hell.

This girl says she was from Tampa, lives in Maryland but she got her cell phone at a Walmart in Georgetown, DE.

I'm calling foul.