Im going to need some advice..

[Guest wildpegasus]

Leena, serious question; would you fuck Marvin if he happened to be in the Tempe area? Or WP?

 

If Marvin would ever attempt to talk, and we got along well (which would be difficult since we're both quiet and stubborn), it would be possible over time.

 

WP, I have no idea. I really think he's say... the equivalent of Jingus or Coffey. A good wrestling poster, who's rather intelligent and a good person, but is a general failure at life. The difference is when WP shared some of the stories of his life, and saw the reaction it got, he decided to overexaggerate it to death. And now he can't stop. Which is rather frightening. So, no.

 

 

I was going to try not to respond to this but I can't resist.

 

 

 

 

 

The question isn't wether Leena would screw me but if I would be generous enough to screw her. I don't know if she is..

 

Eh, who am I kidding? I'd have sex with her as long as she has a good enough personality in real life. Her online personality is certainly good enough.

 

 

I've stopped posting crazy life stories for a bit now. I might concentrate more on stories that people might not find out there as much such as myself probably moving soon. As an ex of how I've stopped posting stuff -- there's one story from when I was 5yrs old that I have resisted posting about for a long time. It's something that I've forgotten about and is very disturbing. It puts a sick feeling into my stomach whenever my father tells me about it. But I think people might not believe it so I decided not to post it as of yet.

[Guest The Satanic Angel]

The question isn't wether Leena would screw me but if I would be generous enough to screw her. I don't know if she is..

 

[tominator89 0]

WP: What happened to planting those seeds? Come on, don't give up.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Leena, serious question; would you fuck Marvin if he happened to be in the Tempe area? Or WP?

 

If Marvin would ever attempt to talk, and we got along well (which would be difficult since we're both quiet and stubborn), it would be possible over time.

 

WP, I have no idea. I really think he's say... the equivalent of Jingus or Coffey. A good wrestling poster, who's rather intelligent and a good person, but is a general failure at life. The difference is when WP shared some of the stories of his life, and saw the reaction it got, he decided to overexaggerate it to death. And now he can't stop. Which is rather frightening. So, no.

 

I tend to talk too much, but thats what happens when you spend the vast majority of your time alone with no one to talk to.

[MrRant 0]

Get a hamster then dude.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Get a hamster then dude.

 

Why a hamster? Why not a dog? Or a parrot..?

 

The only pet I've ever had was 3 goldfish that died about a week after I won them at a carnival.

[MrRant 0]

I figure you're more of a hamster guy.

[benn 0]

Get a hamster then dude.

Or a bunny. Everybody likes bunnies.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Too much shit to clean up.

 

 

Get an iguana.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Get a puppy

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I dont really think Im a pet person at all so I wont be getting any pets.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Leena, serious question; would you fuck Marvin if he happened to be in the Tempe area? Or WP?

 

If Marvin would ever attempt to talk, and we got along well (which would be difficult since we're both quiet and stubborn), it would be possible over time.

 

WP, I have no idea. I really think he's say... the equivalent of Jingus or Coffey. A good wrestling poster, who's rather intelligent and a good person, but is a general failure at life. The difference is when WP shared some of the stories of his life, and saw the reaction it got, he decided to overexaggerate it to death. And now he can't stop. Which is rather frightening. So, no.

 

I tend to talk too much, but thats what happens when you spend the vast majority of your time alone with no one to talk to.

 

 

There you go Marvin, you talk which is all that matters. Here's your chance.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I dont really think Im a pet person at all so I wont be getting any pets.

 

Maybe you need a different type of pet than. A buddy of mine has 2 rats as pets so perhaps you should try that out.

 

What about work? You must talk to a few people there or are you too busy working?

[The Niggardly King 0]

I dont really think Im a pet person at all so I wont be getting any pets.

 

If you can find a dog that's already trained for a decent price, I'd say try it.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Part of the fun is training it. If you don't train it it's not really your dog.

[The Niggardly King 0]

True, but I think Marvin's one of those people that doesn't wanna go thru that.

[benn 0]

It's all about the bunnies.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

It's all about the bunnies.

 

I've always wanted to make a pot of Hosenpheffer.

[benn 0]

It's all about the bunnies.

 

I've always wanted to make a pot of Hosenpheffer.

Well there you go, more incentive.

[iggymcfly 0]

I dont really think Im a pet person at all so I wont be getting any pets.

 

Maybe you need a different type of pet than. A buddy of mine has 2 rats as pets so perhaps you should try that out.

 

What about work? You must talk to a few people there or are you too busy working?

 

That's great reasoning.

 

Hypothetical pet store trip:

Marvin: I'd like two pet rats please.

Clerk: Oh, you like rats huh?

Marvin: Not really.

Clerk: Well, why are you getting them.

Marvin: Well, this guy how posts on this internet wrestling forum with me has a friend who has some.

Clerk: What does that have to do with you?

Marvin: Uhh.........

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Leena, serious question; would you fuck Marvin if he happened to be in the Tempe area? Or WP?

 

If Marvin would ever attempt to talk, and we got along well (which would be difficult since we're both quiet and stubborn), it would be possible over time.

 

WP, I have no idea. I really think he's say... the equivalent of Jingus or Coffey. A good wrestling poster, who's rather intelligent and a good person, but is a general failure at life. The difference is when WP shared some of the stories of his life, and saw the reaction it got, he decided to overexaggerate it to death. And now he can't stop. Which is rather frightening. So, no.

 

I tend to talk too much, but thats what happens when you spend the vast majority of your time alone with no one to talk to.

 

 

There you go Marvin, you talk which is all that matters. Here's your chance.

 

 

NO. That's your whole problem right there, Marvin. You talk. Women don't want to talk to you. They want to talk at you. As in, you listen, agree, nod, smile, awwww.... when appropriate, agree that any girl she doesn't like is a bitch, that type of shit.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

pot

 

YES PLEASE! Smoke some and lighten the F up! That will take care of everything else.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Leena, serious question; would you fuck Marvin if he happened to be in the Tempe area? Or WP?

 

If Marvin would ever attempt to talk, and we got along well (which would be difficult since we're both quiet and stubborn), it would be possible over time.

 

WP, I have no idea. I really think he's say... the equivalent of Jingus or Coffey. A good wrestling poster, who's rather intelligent and a good person, but is a general failure at life. The difference is when WP shared some of the stories of his life, and saw the reaction it got, he decided to overexaggerate it to death. And now he can't stop. Which is rather frightening. So, no.

 

I tend to talk too much, but thats what happens when you spend the vast majority of your time alone with no one to talk to.

 

 

There you go Marvin, you talk which is all that matters. Here's your chance.

 

 

NO. That's your whole problem right there, Marvin. You talk. Women don't want to talk to you. They want to talk at you. As in, you listen, agree, nod, smile, awwww.... when appropriate, agree that any girl she doesn't like is a bitch, that type of shit.

 

 

I pretty much figured that much out already..

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Alright, you're on the right track.

 

Now smoke some weed and relax.

 

Find a chick that smokes too, and you're good to go.

[Wyld Cannon 0]

Wow I just read this whole thread from the beginning and it was tremendous. Downs like bottomless pits and ups like anthills. I wish i was here during the course of the whole thing (sort of like watching all Misawa/Kawada feud matches in a row instead of having to wait the 8 or so years like everyone else, or watching 90210 everyday in syndication) but it was still a nonthrillride.

 

if I could offer some further advice that you're not going to take, it would be this:

 

Start drinking. You don't like the taste? No one does, you have to learn to like it. Most people start when they're sixteen. Similar to touching boobs.

 

So that's it, bro. Start drinking.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

I like the taste of booze.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I love Canadian Whiskey

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

I love Canadian Whiskey

 

 

Oh yeah! Irish too...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Wow I just read this whole thread from the beginning and it was tremendous. Downs like bottomless pits and ups like anthills. I wish i was here during the course of the whole thing (sort of like watching all Misawa/Kawada feud matches in a row instead of having to wait the 8 or so years like everyone else, or watching 90210 everyday in syndication) but it was still a nonthrillride.

 

if I could offer some further advice that you're not going to take, it would be this:

 

Start drinking. You don't like the taste? No one does, you have to learn to like it. Most people start when they're sixteen. Similar to touching boobs.

 

So that's it, bro. Start drinking.

 

Yeah..thats definitely the answer.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

He's kinda right.