The Coolest Person Ever Tournament Starts!

[Guest wildpegasus]

First Round!!

 

 

It begins:

 

 

 

1)Bret Hart vs Banky Christ

 

 

2)Terry Funk vs Dick Murdoch

 

 

3)Clint Eastwood vs Rip Rogers

 

 

4)Joe Namath vs Andre the Giant

 

 

5)Charles Bukowski vs Bruce Lee

 

 

6)Tom Waits vs Bon Scott

 

 

7) Steve Joseph vs Hayao Miyazaki

 

 

8)Shigeru Miyamito vs Mayumi Ozaki

 

 

9)George Lucas vs Pierce Brosnan

 

 

10)Shinji Mikami vs Tom Clancy

 

 

11)Kiefer Sutherland vs Samuel Jackson

 

 

12)Aron Ralston vs Randy Orton

 

 

13)Atlantis vs Sean Connery

 

 

14)Soren Kierkegaard vs George Clooney

 

 

15)Denzel Washington vs Dave Chapelle

 

 

16)Yao Ming vs Carlito

 

 

17)Teddy Roosevelt vs Dinsdale

 

 

18)Frank Sinatra vs Johnny Cash

 

 

19)Elvis vs John Patton

 

 

20)Malcom X vs Hemmingway

 

 

21)Chief McLoud vs The Fonz

 

 

22)The Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank vs Abe Lincoln

 

 

23)The person driving the tank vs Chris Jericho

 

 

24)Bruce Campbell vs Christopher Walken

 

 

25)Jason Lee vs Santa Clause

 

 

26)Chazz Palminteri vs Neil Young

 

 

27)Lemmy Kilmister vs Mannix

 

 

28)La Parka vs Metal Ed

 

 

29)David Hasselhoff vs Jack Bauer

 

 

30)Chuck Norrus vs Kenny Redd

 

 

31)Robert Mitchum vs Steve McQueen

 

 

32)Jim Rockford vs Micky Rourke

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[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank vs Abe Lincoln

 

That's my next song title.

[Golgo 13 0]

Where are my John Wayne, Rasputin, Vlad the Impaler and Genghis Khan nominations. Farce.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Where are my John Wayne, Rasputin, Vlad the Impaler and Genghis Khan nominations. Farce.

 

I had to make a few cuts so I could make the tournament run nicely with 32 nominations. Since you were rude to me some of your nominations had to be left off.

 

Well, I may as well get this tournament started!

 

 

1)Bret Hart

 

 

2)Terry Funk

 

 

3)Rip Rogers

 

 

4)Andre the Giant

 

 

5)Bruce Lee

 

 

6)Tom Waits

 

 

7)Hayao Miyazaki

 

 

8)Mayumi Ozaki

 

 

9)George Lucas

 

 

10)Tom Clancy

 

 

11)Samuel Jackson

 

 

12)Aron Ralston

 

 

13)Atlantis

 

 

14)George Clooney

 

 

15)Denzel Washington

 

 

16)Yao Ming

 

 

17)Teddy Roosevelt

 

 

18)Frank Sinatra

 

 

19)Elvis

 

 

20)Malcom X

 

 

21)The Fonz

 

 

22)Abe Lincoln

 

 

23)Chris Jericho

 

 

24)Christopher Walken

 

 

25)Jason Lee

 

 

26)Neil Young

 

 

27)Lemmy Kilmister

 

 

28)La Parka

 

 

29)David Hasselhoff

 

 

30)Chuck Norrus

 

 

31)Robert Mitchum

 

 

32)Jim Rockford

 

 

Note -- If some of these picks seem wierd it's because I don't know who some of the people nominated are.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Note -- 2 weeks will probably be the amount of time before voting closes unless of course I change my mind.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

7. Hayao Miyazaki

8. Shigeru Miyamoto

12. Randy Orton

16. Carlito

22. The Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank

23. The person driving the tank

[Special K 0]

No Rasputin? Bollocks.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Lemmy uber alles.

[Annabelle 0]

tom waits wins.

[Special K 0]

^

Banky's got it.

[Ravenbomb 0]

I'm bored, fuck it

 

1)Bret Hart

 

2)Terry Funk

 

3)Clint Eastwood

 

4)Andre the Giant

 

5)Charles Bukowski

 

6)Tom Waits

 

7)Hayao Miyazaki

 

8)Shigeru Miyamito

 

9)Pierce Brosnan

 

10)Shinji Mikami

 

11)Samuel Jackson

 

12)Aron Ralston

 

13)Atlantis

 

14)Soren Kierkegaard

 

15)Dave Chapelle

 

16)Yao Ming

 

17)Teddy Roosevelt

 

18)Frank Sinatra

 

19)John Patton

 

20)Hemmingway

 

21)The Fonz

 

22)The Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank

 

23)The person driving the tank

 

24)Christopher Walken

 

25)Jason Lee

 

26)Chazz Palminteri

 

27)Lemmy Kilmister

 

28)La Parka

 

29)Jack Bauer

 

30)Chuck Norrus

 

31)Steve McQueen

 

32)Micky Rourke

[Special K 0]

Who the fuck ARE some of these guys?

 

Chazz Palmintieri? I'M cooler than him. And I'm fucking lame.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Who the fuck ARE some of these guys?

 

Chazz Palmintieri? I'M cooler than him. And I'm fucking lame.

 

Yeah, some of them I don't know either. If you're really curious I would suggest going back into the nominations thread and check out who nominated who. Chances are once you find out this information you can than ask that person who the person is thay they're nominating.

 

Or you can use google. Either way.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Fucking assholes, was it to much to ask that I could smash this thread, get a couple grins and knowing nods, then just let it get buried in the dust forever?

[Special K 0]

Yeah, I think I'll google these kewl people to find out who they are. Bruce Campbell Tom Waitts grudgematch!

[Guest wildpegasus]

Fucking assholes, was it to much to ask that I could smash this thread, get a couple grins and knowing nods, then just let it get buried in the dust forever?

 

Please, I'm never done anything to you. You've already made your feelings known so there's no reason to keep on posting negative posts on here. If you don't want to take part in this poll that is fine. If you don't like the poll that is fine. All you have to do is leave and just leave the poll alone. There are lots of other threads here on smartmarks or other boards where you can discuss stuff. I don't understand why such a fun thread can eat you up this bad but whatever.

[Golgo 13 0]

Rasputin write-in for the win.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Who the fuck ARE some of these guys?

 

Chazz Palmintieri? I'M cooler than him. And I'm fucking lame.

 

 

Nah, he's cooler.

[Guest Smues]

Bret Hart

Terry Funk

Clint Eastwood

Andre the Giant

Bruce Lee

Bon Scott

Hayao Miyazaki

Shigeru Miyamito

Pierce Brosnan

Tom Clancy

Samuel Jackson

Randy Orton

Sean Connery

Soren Kierkegaard

Denzel Washington

Yao Ming

Teddy Roosevelt

Frank Sinatra

Elvis

Hemmingway

Chief McLoud

Abe Lincoln

Chris Jericho

Bruce Campbell

Santa Clause

Neil Young

Mannix

La Parka

Jack Bauer

Chuck Norrus

Robert Mitchum

Rockford

[snuffbox 0]

Neal Cassady.

[BruiserKC 0]

It can't be the coolest person tournament without Chuck Norris.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Rasputin no sold death two times.

[Guest wildpegasus]

It can't be the coolest person tournament without Chuck Norris.

 

 

Chuck Norris was nominated. He's going up against Kenny Redd. They're currently battling in match #30. Better vote to make sure he gets into the next round!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Please, I'm never done anything to you. You've already made your feelings known so there's no reason to keep on posting negative posts on here. If you don't want to take part in this poll that is fine. If you don't like the poll that is fine. All you have to do is leave and just leave the poll alone. There are lots of other threads here on smartmarks or other boards where you can discuss stuff. I don't understand why such a fun thread can eat you up this bad but whatever.

 

A+++++++++ SMOOTH TRANSACTION AND QUICK SERVICE WOULD TROLL AGAIN!

[Copper Feel 0]

Note to everyone who voted Frank Sinatra over Johnny Cash: .

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

tom waits wins.

 

Shit, not with Elvis in there he doesn't. No one has ever been cooler than Elvis. Beatles and Jesus included.