What film plots are you sick and tired of?

[The Mandarin]

Gus Van Sant's

[Jericholic82]

Guy is attracted t girl. Guy finds out girl is unobtainable becasue she has protective parents / is a porn star / is gay / is dating a jerk. Guy tries to win over parents / to be a porn star / to be gay / to be a jerk in order to win over girl. Parents become less protective / girl quits porn / girl stops being gay / girl dumps jerk and marries guy.

Yea I hate those movies

 

That's going in my sig, ok?

[Guest Fook]

"Comedies" with Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Luke and Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, etc.

[Special K]

Not so much a plot, but in a trailer or a comercial:

 

The old white people said 'fo sheez!' Oh, those wacky white people. And old too! Pray tell, is that party 'off the hizzle? Oh my! For shizzle? I've never heard such slanderous talk! My word, I heard of that phrase two years ago, but it was spoken by negroes!' *monocle pops out*.

 

The only time this has been remotely funny is the old lady doing 'Rapper's Delight' in the Wedding Singer. It was built up, she was an actual character, and 'Rapper's Delight' is the shit, especially in the context of an 80's movie. Still, a mediocre joke.

 

There's a GM (I think) commercial going around where 'OMG White People are listening to Roughrider's Anthem!'

 

A: I have hated that song since it was played 6 years ago. It's one of the worst popular songs of all time, right up there with 'My Humps'. It sounds like a Wesley Willis song, minus the novelty.

 

B: THE JOKE IS PLAYED.

[Slayer]

Head of State ?

[Corey_Lazarus]

Head of State ruled because of The Truth stomping on Chris Rock.

 

And Vyce, why am I the only person who loves The Dead Hate The Living?! C'mon, man...compared to other indie zombie flicks (and everything released by Brain Damage Films), it's not NEARLY as bad as you say it is.

[Anakin Flair]

There's a GM (I think) commercial going around where 'OMG White People are listening to Roughrider's Anthem!'

 

A: I have hated that song since it was played 6 years ago. It's one of the worst popular songs of all time, right up there with 'My Humps'. It sounds like a Wesley Willis song, minus the novelty.

 

B: THE JOKE IS PLAYED.

 

I've seen that commercial. The old people aren't listening to the song, it's played as a background song as old white people and suburban families climb out of the 'hip' GM cars, liek the two grandparents climbing out of a Hummer, etc.

 

And I'm tired of anything with 'My Humps' in it. I HATE that fucking song.

[Special K]

I've seen that commercial. The old people aren't listening to the song, it's played as a background song as old white people and suburban families climb out of the 'hip' GM cars, liek the two grandparents climbing out of a Hummer, etc.

 

Oh, Ok. Well that makes it TERRIBLE.

[Masked Man of Mystery]

Head of State ruled because of The Truth stomping on Chris Rock.

 

Ron Killings was in that?

[Jericholic82]

Head of State ruled because of The Truth stomping on Chris Rock.

 

Ron Killings was in that?

yea, Chris rock filmed some scenes at a tna weekly ppv (when they were stil in nashville) where his character was runnign for prez and made an appearance at a wreslting show, osme of the other wrestlers in it included Jarrett, The Harris Boys, and BG James

[Special K]

Wow, I saw that movie and I don't remember that.

[Dobbs 3K]

Those really awful "black" movies like "Big Momma's House" or whatever where all the characters act like racist caricatures. I'm not black, but if I were I'd be really offended that this was how my race was being pandered to.

[Yuna_Firerose]

Those really awful "black" movies like "Big Momma's House" or whatever where all the characters act like racist caricatures. I'm not black, but if I were I'd be really offended that this was how my race was being pandered to.

"Beauty Shop", "Bringin' Down the House" -- total ick. Which leads to some other stupid plots:

 

- The white character who tries to be 'black' and is either a)really good at it to where they forget their own race or b)incite blank stares which is supposed to equal Teh Funny.

 

- A male character who gets the aforementioned blank stares after saying anything because it is too feminine/gay-ish. Cue uncomfortable silence. Not only is this NOT FUNNY, but it's pointless as well. What a great way to portray our society. This occurs in many kid's shows as well, and it's a behavior I've seen my lil sister imitate. Absolutely disgusting.