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Hornets vs Spruce Bugs

Hornets vs Spruce Bugs  

18 members have voted

  1. 1. Which are you most afraid of?

    • Hornet
      13
    • Spruce Bug
      5


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Hornets terrify me. Hornets, wasps, yellowjackets, even plain ol' honeybees. I like bumblebees, though, although their noise will send me running.

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I was riding my bike years ago, and looked over at my shoulder to see a giant spruce bug sitting on it. Ever since then I've been terrified of them. I haven't ever got bitten, but apparently they can take a nice chunk out.

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These are the best thing to happen to HD, well, since me.

 

Hornets, man.

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Hornets, because I don't have any bad childhood experiences involving Spruce Bugs.

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I never heard of spruce bugs before, either, but I've certainly had my share of bad experiences with hornets. Last summer, one went right under my shirt and stung me pretty good around the shoulder. Damned prick.

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Those bugs are pathetic.

 

Now a big cockroach or a large spider? That'll turn me into a quivering wreck. Well, not really, only if they get into my home. It's one of the primary reasons I like ths primarily cold climate here. Down in N.O, there were fucking roaches (and fire ants) like CRAZY. ONCE, and roach got into my dorm room, and I seriously lost my shit. I HATE those fucking things, they terrify me. Thank God I've never lived where camel spiders are native. I would've never slept.

 

I guess I'll vote for a spruce bug, because it's big, and it sucks blood, right? Hornets are pretty benign, though they fucking love picnic food. They'll only sting you if you fucki with 'em.

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Those bugs are pathetic.

 

Now a big cockroach or a large spider? That'll turn me into a quivering wreck. Well, not really, only if they get into my home. It's one of the primary reasons I like ths primarily cold climate here. Down in N.O, there were fucking roaches (and fire ants) like CRAZY. ONCE, and roach got into my dorm room, and I seriously lost my shit. I HATE those fucking things, they terrify me. Thank God I've never lived where camel spiders are native. I would've never slept.

 

I guess I'll vote for a spruce bug, because it's big, and it sucks blood, right? Hornets are pretty benign, though they fucking love picnic food. They'll only sting you if you fucki with 'em.

 

The camel spider is overrated.

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I had a hornet in my pop can once, stang my tounge and hurt like a bitch. Then my father yelled at me for drooling on the floor, when I went inside to get a napkin.

 

So really, I've had bad experiences with both of them. I'd just much rather crush a hornet than a spruce bug. I wouldn't even want to touch the spruce bug.

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Now a big cockroach or a large spider? That'll turn me into a quivering wreck. Well, not really, only if they get into my home. It's one of the primary reasons I like ths primarily cold climate here. Down in N.O, there were fucking roaches (and fire ants) like CRAZY. ONCE, and roach got into my dorm room, and I seriously lost my shit. I HATE those fucking things, they terrify me. Thank God I've never lived where camel spiders are native. I would've never slept.

 

Pussy. Cockroaches are completely harmless, and spiders only attack if they feel threatened. Not only that, camel spiders aren't venomous.

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