Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Czech, you may be loonier than Leena has ever been accused of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 I'm in Mensa. Also I have a huge penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 23, 2006 1) Can you derail a train with your penis and then eat it, piece by piece? 2) Does it have to be for charity? EDIT: 3)Eat the train, that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 i have one hand stuck in a cup and therefore am only typing this with my right hand help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Czech, you may be loonier than Leena has ever been accused of. Oh that's the line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 It's great, it's crack. It gets you really high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 help i need somebody help but not just anybody help help me help me my hand is still stuck you see and not being able to capitalise is pain harboring my inner soul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't apologize so much That it's jive it's a crutch I just used when I'm judged Bein' fudged by a face I can't erase and can't see Cuz I misplaced a dossier or Monty Python CD Or somethin' stupid like that But jesus is that so bad To make my ego go splat Like a tire goin' flat Or fat on a big mac I'm bein' attacked Tit for tat You fuckin' bureaucrats You can just apologize back But I don't know when it comes and it goes All the highs and the lows In this motionless psychosis Ieeieei and I die fadin' straight away Ieeieei and I cry every waking day I don't know what else to say I'm sorry for the mess The stupid way I'm dressed I guess I failed my test Oh don't you know I'm sorry for my views I musta been confused And yet you know that really I'm sorry for you Well now I don't mean to offend, much Just comprehend When you're female and you're fenced in and Phen-phened to no end And no zen guide to men will help you fend off the brethren And then the pen appears And better than the oxygen network Or the sword or the spear or the fork Or the bored pork-fed horde It's a mooring post The whore you'll miss the most when you're away When you're in Snowshoe PA Doin' some play from Backstage That deals with AIDS and race and gays and Relationships and ballet And then you're like "hey yay what'd you say? I can just sing my troubles away?" But then you're fucked 'cause you gotta make a buck And the whole world sucks And you're like a lame duck That's lyin' dyin' tryin' to sell out But there's no one buyin' and there's all this doubt And you can preen and dream and scream and shot But your life's affliction is the fiction of Faust But I don't know when it comes and it goes All the highs and the lows In this motionless psychosis Ieeieei and I die fadin' straight away Ieeieei and I cry every waking day I don't know what else to say I'm sorry for the time The stupid way I rhyme I knew I shoulda chose a life of crime I'm sorry for my blues I know it's all old news And yet you know that really I'm sorry for you I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I also mirror this apology This idealogy of sorry In part of the liberal theology that's leading us to hari-kari It's like a mythology, almost Like a malingering ghost As we slowly decompose Writing in the grave of the polls Cryin' for Senator Wellstone and then proceeding to moan At our own supposed sabotage of the elections at home "oh somebody phone home! The American people have spoken!" Now is that certain? Maybe those nice Midwestern folks were just jokin' In any case there's no use in dopin' chokin' mopin' and sobbin' Come on you disheartenin' dobbins Sayin' sorry is my problem So to conclude I'm a little of a prude So it's difficult for me to have to allude To all this rude crude verbal baggage But I manage cuz I'm a savage inside I may listen to Enya's greatest hits And try to control my hissy fits with pride Won't get my hair dyed But oh the onus of lyin' all the time I don't wanna say, "diiiie motherfucker!" But I wouldn't mind if you did Janet Reno has no ego when devoured by the id And so before I flip my lid my crib And get myself out of this bind You can hear what's on my lips but you don't know What's in my mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 A mouth full of sores ain't much fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 help i need somebody help but not just anybody help help me help me my hand is still stuck you see and not being able to capitalise is pain harboring my inner soul I managed to pull it off, inner soul freeeeeeeeeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 23, 2006 It's great, it's crack. It gets you really high. I'm a control freak because I was molested by my parents. Oh my God, a breakthrough! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 I just.. just wanted to have sexual relations with dead bodies! *fap fap fap* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Keiper, when will you set me up with Nellie McKay? I think that we'd really get along well, she and I! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 A little *fucking* difference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 23, 2006 You'll see! Yeah. You'll see. Me! Now put your clothes on! ...NO! Put 'em on! Oooh la la! hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 This thread is hurting my brain. Its fucking far out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Men are stupid. Ta da! Women are stupider! Okay? But we have to get married. I did it! Now it's your turn. Get in line. GET IN LINE, YOU DUMB BITCH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 The emoction reads as before I press to add the post. A moment for reflection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CWMwasmurdered Report post Posted April 23, 2006 People are too hard on Czech. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 This thread is so bad it gave me cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 This is why Chave shouldunt start threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 With this post I accept my position as todays top poster. *Bows* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Yeah, I didn't expect Czech to prove my point so well. BTW my AIM is chaverocks, but I'm never on there. Mainly because I suck at IMing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 With this post I accept my position as todays top poster. *Bows* Cyber Mark 36 CWMwasmurdered 35 Slayer 35 Felonies! 31 Чэв 30 Art Sandusky 27 MrRant 24 Lord of The Curry 24 RavishingRickRudo 22 Special K 21 I really don't remember making 30 (31 now) posts. Although I was speaking to fake Rando via PM earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 HEY GUYS, bring your boners, because we're GIVING AWAY TITS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Chu-Chu Rocket Nezumi o tasukerou! Chu-Chu Rocket Neko wa kowai! Chu-Chu Rocket Rocket wa su-go-i! TSUBABABABA!!! English Translation Chu Chu Rocket Help the mice! Chu Chu Rocket The cat is scary! Chu Chu Rocket The rocket is AWESOME. TSUBABABABA!!! You dig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 CAKE FOR YOU! Eat, for tonight is TEA FOR YOU! A tea-party in the constellations The chorus of angels at the window is to you, just your ear playing tricks? The voice saying "I love you, I love you" Eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 Now I have a question and I know you all have it, too. WHAT is up Satan's ass? All he wants to do is fuck us up, the dicklicker! The lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now he could of easily have said, "I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain... Why would you FUCK with me?" I'm the only preacher with the fucking balls, and you know this, to say, "Satan I damn thee, you shit-eating, cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a b!" Can I get a fuckin' a? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 This is messageboard hypno-helio-static-stasis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2006 This thread is so bad it gave me cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
