Special K 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 So I had a goatee for a long, long time. Then I said fuck it, and went with the full beard. Recently i decided to be professional and shave it off. I'm pulling a .2 Muta. There's actually blood on the bathrroom mirror. I look like I traded my beard for a beard of blood. It would be great if I were a backyard wrestler, unfortunately, I'm going into work tomorrow looking lik I belong in Fight Club. If Fight Club were fought with straight razors. Well I'm never wearing this shirt agaiin. 'Cept for Halloween. I'm so fucking incompetent, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 Could be worse... you could've forgotten how to urinate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 Slayer is a wise man, forgetting how to urinate is very traumatic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 Man that sucks. I had a goatee that I tried to shave off a few years ago and had a few nicks but nothing like you had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2006 One of my coworkers: "Did you fight a bear?" God I am incompetent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 You know... you cut the beard down first. THEN shave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I can count the number of times I've shaved in 6 years on one hand and still have a couple fingers left over..I dont even currently have a razor or shaving cream.. Ironic thing..when about 2 weeks before I turned 18 (just about 6 years ago), I got a free Mach 3 Razor in the mail and then like a couple days later my hair starting falling out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYankees Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I can count the number of times I've shaved in 6 years on one hand and still have a couple fingers left over..I dont even currently have a razor or shaving cream.. Ironic thing..when about 2 weeks before I turned 18 (just about 6 years ago), I got a free Mach 3 Razor in the mail and then like a couple days later my hair starting falling out. That has got to suck. How bald are you right now??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted May 4, 2006 Damn, you're smooth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I can count the number of times I've shaved in 6 years on one hand and still have a couple fingers left over..I dont even currently have a razor or shaving cream.. Ironic thing..when about 2 weeks before I turned 18 (just about 6 years ago), I got a free Mach 3 Razor in the mail and then like a couple days later my hair starting falling out. That has got to suck. How bald are you right now??? I dont have any hair on my head at all which includes eyebrows and eyelashes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted May 4, 2006 Are your balls bare? Girls like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted May 4, 2006 That they do. Just flash your balls when you go out. Chicks galore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 Yeah..Im soooo gonna do that.. and I dont know how guys would shave down there if they had to...I know I wouldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Princess Leena Report post Posted May 4, 2006 That's just because you haven't experienced things... But, you'll learn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 That they do. Just flash your balls when you go out. Chicks galore! You should pass this avice on to wildpegasus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daileyxplanet 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 That they do. Just flash your balls when you go out. Chicks galore! You should pass this avice on to wildpegasus. But make sure you edit it to "b*lls" or he won't know what you're talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
