chirs3 Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM! Live, Friday, May 26, from Angkor Wat in Angkor, Cambodia! (6pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings) The "spiritual enlightenment" leg of the SWF World Tour continues as SWF Storm comes to you LIVE from Angkor Wat in Cambodia! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Non-Title But Still Totally Awesome Main Event Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. Zyon © -> The newly crowned Cruiserweight Champion vs. The (somewhat) newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion! Two of the SWF's top stars duke it out - gold may not be on the line (yet), but pride and a buttload of ranking points are! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- JJ Johnson © vs. Sean Davis -> Oh boy. Oooooh boy. Aecas snakes the win out from under JJ Johnson, and I imagine Sir Johnsonosity is NOT pleased with this. Nor is he pleased with the fact that Aecas don't work on no Storms, delaying his mandatory rematch! Sean Davis steps in, hoping to take advantage of JJ's hotheaded state to pick up a huge win, and establish himself in the International Championship scene! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Grendel vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke -> Two big names collide - Grendel, the rookie who got off to a hot hot start, and Jay Hawke, the veteran looking to put him in his place on his way back up the ladder! Take your pick - barn burner, slobberknocker, show stopper, Match of the Night - any and/or all could be applicable! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Evolution -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH House Rules - The Search For En-Fight-Enment! Amy Stephens © vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Manson -> Let me just shorten the description by saying this - Spike Jenkins is fucked. Amy's got beef with him, Manson's got beef with him, and tonight they'll be going after him inside the Therevada Buddhist temple. No holds barred and the Hardcore Title is on the line - just as Buddha would have wanted. Rules: Theravada Rules. The inside of the temple will be adorned with dozens, nay, HUNDREDS, of Buddha statues, of varying sizes, shapes, and materials. The first man to break a Buddha idol over each of his opponents heads is the winner! Word Limit: 5000 Send To: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Bruce Blank and Bloodshed vs. David Cross and Stryke -> This can't be right. A tag team match? Absurd! Are we actually attempting to stimulate the division? Perish the thought! Bruce Blank is back, but considering his condition in recent weeks, we thought it might be better to start him off with some help, and there's no better help for the king of Ultraviolence than a man like Bloodshed! They take on two crowd favorites in what should turn out to be a BIG TAG TEAM BATTEL~@ Rules: Standard tag team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT - Cruiserweight Rules Tom Flesher vs. Insane Luchador -> Coming off a hard loss to Wildchild, and a... something... at the five-man tag, Tom's comeback isn't everything he'd hoped it to be just yet. Tonight, he battles once again under Cruiserweight rules, this time against the perpetually down but never really out Insane Luchador! Rules: Standard, with Cruiserweight Addenda. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Justice -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING PROMO: JJ Johnson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Send all promos/marked matches to janusd) Edited May 24, 2006 by chirs3
chirs3 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Posted May 23, 2006 A special thank you to Tom Flesher, for coming up with the name "The Search For En-Fight-Enment".
Bruce Blank Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 Ah it's good to be back - an updated Blank profile has been posted . Being in a Russian mental asylum leaves its marks after all
chirs3 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Posted May 23, 2006 Oh I've got plans for you, Sly. Big plans.
Toxxic Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 ...you know, all I really wanted was for my match to take place in a ring. That's all. It didn't matter drastically to me who it was against, or whether the title was on the line. In a ring was all I wanted. But I guess I never specified that, so hey, I'll work around it.
Bruce Blank Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 LOL a ring? Boy you're in the wrong division then for such snobbish wishes as an actual wrestling ring
King Cucaracha Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 Bruce Blank and Bloodshed Team OAOAST! Awesome! EDIT: And my weekly stats edit is done.
Bruce Blank Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 LOL and in OAOAST they're more like "Team SWF" - oh the irony
Golgo 13 Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 ...you know, all I really wanted was for my match to take place in a ring. That's all. It didn't matter drastically to me who it was against, or whether the title was on the line. In a ring was all I wanted. But I guess I never specified that, so hey, I'll work around it. Once I become champion for another five days this will change. Down with House Rules.
JJ Johnson Posted May 24, 2006 Report Posted May 24, 2006 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- OPENING PROMO: JJ Johnson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- *cough*
Bruce Blank Posted May 24, 2006 Report Posted May 24, 2006 Man you should have stayed a mute - then we'd have the first ever "Interpretive dancing" opening promo
Toxxic Posted May 24, 2006 Report Posted May 24, 2006 He's breakdanced before. Don't mock, or he'll knock yer block off.
Bruce Blank Posted May 24, 2006 Report Posted May 24, 2006 Meh he's tried to knock it my block off once before so I'm not that worried and breakdancing is NOT interpretive dancing unless the story you're telling is "I'm having a seizure"
Toxxic Posted May 24, 2006 Report Posted May 24, 2006 Oh, J3 has kindly handed the opening promo to me. Yeah, Toxxic has opening promo again. It's back to how it used to be.
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