OAO Smackdown Thread. 5/25-26 Thread.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Someone that writes for Smackdown is on some serious drugs.

And her name is Stephanie McMahon.

[Downhome 0]

Downhome...after waht's going on in the ring now, are you sure you like Finlay?

 

If Finlay keeps making those "fuck creative" expressions while this goes on, I'll like the guy even more.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Yeah, the leprechaun is an incredibly stupid idea for Finlay... but, keeping him under the ring is kinda funny.

 

And it does suck seeing Birchill get jobbed out like that...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

They should send a camera under the ring and get transported to the land of Leprechauns or something..

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

That went off better than I hoped. I was expecting a happy go lucky midget that would hit you with his pot of gold. Instead we got a PSYCHO CRAZY DIRTY RUDO DICK HEEL MIDGET~!

[Downhome 0]

They should send a camera under the ring and get transported to the land of Leprechauns or something..

 

Like the Dungeon of Doom?

 

I'm ALL for that.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

That went off better than I hoped. I was expecting a happy go lucky midget that would hit you with his pot of gold. Instead we got a PSYCHO CRAZY DIRTY RUDO DICK HEEL MIDGET~!

 

So basically the leprechaun from the movie Leprechaun?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Did that midget have his own small shellalagh (butchered that word)?

 

And doesn't Burchill need knee surgery or something? That'd explain his jobs recently. And speaking of Burchill, he's really regressed as a worker after taking on the pirate gimmick.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

That went off better than I hoped. I was expecting a happy go lucky midget that would hit you with his pot of gold. Instead we got a PSYCHO CRAZY DIRTY RUDO DICK HEEL MIDGET~!

Wonder if he masturbates in a trash can...

 

Oh wait, no I don't.

[Downhome 0]

I can't believe that this pirate Burchill is the same guy we used to see in those video clips from the UK before he debuted in WWE.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Shillelagh.

 

Are we up to the JBL/Rey match yet?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Why yes we are.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

HEY! JBL WINS! ..er..

 

damnit from a "JBL is on my fantasy squad" perspective..

[Exslade ZX 0]

I really hate how the rules always change. Sometimes they go the whole, well if the ref didn't see it, it doesn't count, refs call is final. And then others they do this, it's stupid.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Nice bait and switch for the people who don't read the spoilers.

[Guest Princess Leena]

How can the ref determine that he should continue the match after seeing Rey's foot on the rope 10 seconds after the pin. Oy.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Nice bait and switch for the people who don't read the spoilers.

 

When I realized there was still 15 minutes left..it was obvious.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Nice bait and switch for the people who don't read the spoilers.

 

When I realized there was still 15 minutes left..it was obvious.

They could have used it for a JBL victory celebration, speech...and first challenger set up.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Nice bait and switch for the people who don't read the spoilers.

 

When I realized there was still 15 minutes left..it was obvious.

They could have used it for a JBL victory celebration, speech...and first challenger set up.

 

Lashley could come out and squash him in 5 minutes for the Heavyweight title too. That would have been fun.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Oh, and it's nice to see that Rey comes within an eyelash of losing his title to JBL... in his 2nd match of the day. While Lashley squashes JBL. What a champ. Just saying.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Oh, and it's nice to see that Rey comes within an eyelash of losing his title to JBL... in his 2nd match of the day. While Lashley squashes JBL. What a champ. Just saying.

JBL had time to prepare for Rey, when on the other hand he didn't have time to prepare for Lashley.

[Downhome 0]

Am I alone in wishing that more wrestlers had the same old school type of look that JBL has, in terms of the body, etc...?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im glad I had JBL on my fantasy squad..

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Oh my god..the image of JBL on the Ref..ugh

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Oh my god..the image of JBL on the Ref..ugh

And that's what he does to initiate them.

[Slickster 0]

Am I alone in wishing that more wrestlers had the same old school type of look that JBL has, in terms of the body, etc...?

 

 

Wrestlers should look like Harley Race and Iron Mike Sharpe, not like Chris Masters.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Looked like Rey jumped up before he even got the 3.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Poor jobless JBL.

 

Maybe FOX news will drop him too.

[Downhome 0]

I can see it now. When they turn Chavo heel, they will say that the chairshot from JBL messed with his head, while Chavo will say that it knocked some sense into himself.

[Guest J0bber]

With JBL leaving, Smackdown has to suck it up and dig deep to get guys into the main event scene. With the way they are pushing Henry as a relentless monster, I truly feel Mark Henry is their best bet. I even wouldn't mind them putting the title on Henry for a short period of time before he would go on to drop it to Batista or Lashley.