I "can't" swim

[Guest wildpegasus]

Well, I can swim a few metres but that's about it. I fear the water almost as bad as I do women. Floating in particular is something I can not do at all. I've never actually accomplished it despite a million tries. I'm just too nervous and I can't relax.

 

Is there anyone else out there who can't swim? I know there's got to be a few.

 

 

 

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[Bruiser Chong 0]

No. I refuse to believe there's someone out there with a fear of women and water that still predominantly watches VHS.

[Guest Princess Leena]

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[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

No. I refuse to believe there's someone out there with a fear of women and water that still predominantly watches VHS.

 

Well, at least I dont still have a VCR.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I never learned to swim. Can't ride a bike, either.

[Guest wildpegasus]

No. I refuse to believe there's someone out there with a fear of women and water that still predominantly watches VHS.

 

I'm a hardcore wrestling fan with a ton of rare wrestling tapes from around the world. Of course I'm still gong to watch more VHS than other formats.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I never learned to swim. Can't ride a bike, either.

 

Bikes aren't bad for me. There's less fear of death when you're riding a bike.

 

Which reminds me of something I've always wondered about -- Do girls get off on riding bikes or horses? There's got to be some reason why girls love horses so much.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I feel the same way whenever I have sex with a really beautiful woman. Which is often, wildpegasus.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Thank Christ, I'm not the only person on earth who can't ride a bike.

 

Everyone should be able to swim though; it could save your life. Unless you never, ever go near water.

 

And how in the fuck do you live in Nova Scotia and become afraid of water?

[Hawk 34 0]

Is there anything you can do, WP?

[Guest wildpegasus]

Thank Christ, I'm not the only person on earth who can't ride a bike.

 

Everyone should be able to swim though; it could save your life. Unless you never, ever go near water.

 

And how in the fuck do you live in Nova Scotia and become afraid of water?

 

Good question. There's a ton of water around here. I'm not afraid of the water at all. I'm just afraid of floating in it.

 

 

Is there anything you can do, WP?

 

Yeah, I can do a bunch of stuff due to being subjected to it. Experiences that a lot of people will never see in their lifetimes. Been through a lot of danger through work. Weightraining is my biggest can do thing.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I can't swim, even though I live on an island.

 

At least I can ride a bicycle.

[Copper Feel 0]

I can ride a bike, but I was 11 when I learnt which is pretty late.

 

Im not too skilled a swimmer but I love being in the sea although thats mainly for body boarding.

[Guest Felonies!]

I'm a pretty good swimmer. How can you not float, though?

 

My means of movement that I don't like is driving. I can do it, but I won't unless I absolutely have to.

[CanadianChris 0]

I never learned to swim. Can't ride a bike, either.

 

Bikes aren't bad for me. There's less fear of death when you're riding a bike.

You don't ride in the right places, then.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I can swim, but haven't in a looong while. Never learned to ride a bike. Or drive.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

I'm not afraid of the water at all.

 

I fear the water almost as bad as I do women.

 

At least try to keep your gimmick consistent, kid.

[Slayer 0]

I never learned to swim. Can't ride a bike, either.

No Ironman Triathalon for you!

[Guest wildpegasus]

I'm not afraid of the water at all.

 

I fear the water almost as bad as I do women.

 

At least try to keep your gimmick consistent, kid.

 

What I mean is that I'm not afraid of the water but I am afraid of floating or drowning in it. I thought I mentioned that already.

[Slayer 0]

*dig dig dig*

[The Metal Maniac 0]

"I'm not afraid of guns, I'm just afraid of being shot."

[Hawk 34 0]

*dig dig dig*

 

It's just a bottomless pit.

[daileyxplanet 0]

I can't swim, even though I took swimming in high school. I do like "swimming" with flippers and goggles, however.

[Vampiro69 0]

So you can't swim and can't even ride a bike? Your parents must be so proud of you! What did you, sit in your basement every waking moment?

[Vern Gagne 0]

Unless you swim for exercise, how often are you really swimming?

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

I used to be able to swim, now, I think I could do it if my life depended on it, but otherwsie...I stay away. I'm also unable to ride a bike.

[Guest Princess Leena]

So you can't swim and can't even ride a bike? Your parents must be so proud of you! What did you, sit in your basement every waking moment?

 

I can't do either. Never learned how to swim, and had a bike crash that scared me from riding when I was little.

 

I'm sure I could ride a bike now, though. Ride my exercise one enough.

[treble 0]

Really, riding a bike is about as easy as walking.

[Hawkius Maximus 0]

I thankfully mastered floating when I was five. If I was in a life or death situation, I could easily just kinda...float, if need arose. I don't even have to try to do it anymore. I naturally just start floating. I can't even dive, I just float right back up.

 

Bikes...Fuck Bikes. I took a nasty fall, and gashed my knee pretty badly when I was a kid, to the point where I probably needed stitches. My irrational fear of hospitals kept me from going. Never learned how after that and never want to.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The prospect of being completely underwater terrifies me. As for the bike, I never felt like learning. Sometimes, I get an itch to finally ride one, but it passes before I do anything about it.